Revival of the IRC Quotes

[Fitz Tayo]

Pfffahahahaha!!!! Couldn't keep my face straight on that one...

I don't think you can use that when typing something, otherwise it just makes you seem stupid. Stupid.

[Strayed Wanderer]

* Strayed is now known as StrayedNaked
<MiDiMaN> O_O;;
<inari-chan> if i changed my nick every time i got naked that's all this channel would consist of.
<MiDiMaN> Ack!
<OoS> Take alot of showers?
<Sodajerk|Sleep> Considering everybody is away half the time, then that's all the channel would have for quite some time.
<StrayedNaked> I was just about to get up to go to the shower... and I read that...
<MiDiMaN> This is in my list of Most Addictive Things: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/hobbits
<StrayedNaked> now I think that standing up would be a bad thing to do
<OoS> Why?
<MiDiMaN> I just..can't stop listening to it.
<MiDiMaN> I'm listening to it right now.
<StrayedNaked> eventually you'll understand the joke OoS.... and in the meantime, I'll be in the shower.
<MiDiMaN> Right-O.
<Sodajerk|Sleep> Don't do it! He's like that rebelious older kid in those anti-drug movies of the 80's! You know, the one in the jean jacket? He'll get you hooked and then take all your money and lead you on a crash course to disaster.
<MiDiMaN> Huh?!?!
<inari-chan> No, OoS, I masturbate a lot.
<OoS> I know you do.
<inari-chan> ^_^
<OoS> I'm a stalker, after all.

Proof! Women do it too!

[Teenr0cker]

Teenr0cker Congratulations to war, who hit a new high in spelling in the Forerunners forum
* Strayed has quit (Ping timeout)
Teenr0cker yeah
Teenr0cker lunc TOKE out
Teenr0cker ....-_-;;
OoS What?
FitzCC Toke.
FitzCC Hah!
OoS Mmkay.
OoS Truth Hides Nothing.
WarV My careness level is still very much on 0.
OoS Coincedentally, that is also your intelligence level.
WarV No its is very much still at 130
OoS Is its indeed?
FitzCC Somebody with an IQ of 130 would remember to put "it's", not "its is".

[Impossible]

Because ALL of your enemies must be bush supporters.....It just makes sense....

Wow, your reading comprehension astounding. First you take my calling you racist and spend a few posts insisting that I called you a Nazi. Then when I extend on your crappy metaphor and compare you to George Bush, you say I called you a Bush supporter?

[Glenn47]

Stop it Impossible, you make me go "wahhhImcryingnowlol"

Strayed, proof? I coulda told you about that, just look at my ex-girlfriend, my current half-girlfriend, my other female friends, all of whom have admitted *edit- and/or have done it within my earshot*. Of course, they usually don't start until like 11th grade, whereas we start when we're 11.

And since I don't want to leave without an IRC quote, I have this.

<Glenn> quick! somebody say something! I need a quote!
<Glenn> inari! beep!
<Glenn> ...fine, I hate you all

[Strayed Wanderer]

But Glenn, this is actual text proof... I mean... come on, what is better than that?

[Occurrence of Something]

Actual videotape proof.

[Strayed Wanderer]

Bah, but they are being payed...

[Jonesy]

[10:07:12 PM] OoS: I'm a Ninja/Secret Agent.
[10:07:24 PM] OoS: With a mastery in gun-chucks.
[10:07:34 PM] Sodajerk: And a minor in buttsecks.
[10:07:36 PM] Teenr0cker: mmm

And

<SageOfTheWise> so... whos inari?
<Strayed> an enigma
<OoS> She's Teen's bisexual girlfriend or something.
<OoS> I don't actually know.
<SageOfTheWise> oh
<Strayed> I liked my answer...

[Occurrence of Something]

<Porter> rock on
<Porter> er...
<Porter> techno on
<Jeramyu> and besides, raver chicks are easy to score on, because they're always so jacked up on ecstasy
<Porter> true that jeramyu!
<Porter> any techno clubs at houghton i dont know about?
<Jeramyu> And if you ignore the neon hair, and the zillions of piercings, it's just like fucking a real person

[Teenr0cker]

Strayed If I sleep for 72 hours, what are the chances that I'll gain the ability to change dreams into reality in order to unleash horror upon humanity
Fitz 1/832028
Glenn 1/6 in Glenn's book.
Strayed I like glenn's book more.

[Impossible]

Oh God, VG Cats stole our idea! We were the first to make an awesome Captain Planet joke this week (okay, Saturday, but whatever)!

[Burning_Flame]

we have a leak.... now, we must find out who!

[Jonesy]

[04:50:28 PM] Jones|WorkWorkWork: MiDiMaN, no matter how much you pay me, I will not let you have sex with my dog.
[04:50:31 PM] Jones|WorkWorkWork: Stop asking.
[04:50:32 PM] MiDiMaN: I KNEW IT!

[05:08:45 PM] Thalog: has anyone played Slap the Ugly Child?
[05:09:12 PM] MiDiMaN: ...
[05:09:59 PM] Jones|WorkWorkWork: I play that all the time.
[05:10:06 PM] Jones|WorkWorkWork: Oh, wait, are you talking about a computer game?
[05:10:27 PM] MiDiMaN: .
[05:10:28 PM] MiDiMaN: ..
[05:10:29 PM] MiDiMaN: ...
[05:10:30 PM] Thalog: no, I'm talking about an answer to mad libs when asked for a game, but I should probably make it a computer game
[05:10:46 PM] MiDiMaN: What kind of a game would that be?
[05:11:02 PM] Thalog: a first person slapper

[Aegis]

|<-- Jones|WorkWorkWork has left irc.zirc.net (Ping timeout)
Aegis Pain
Aegis and torment
MiDiMaN ???????????????????????????
Aegis and death
MiDiMaN GOTH!
Aegis and food
Aegis and pink fluffy bunnies
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Aegis Oh shit
MiDiMaN What happen?
MiDiMaN Somebody set up us the bomb
Teenr0cker it doesn't
Teenr0cker no
Teenr0cker We's a bomb-free environment
Teenr0cker And for my chunk of history.
Strayed wait... Teen is here?
Strayed when did that happen.
Teenr0cker Just got back
Teenr0cker now
Strayed prove it.
Teenr0cker ....
Teenr0cker 42
MiDiMaN He knows!
MiDiMaN Neutralize him.
Strayed convincing story...
Aegis It fell off...
Teenr0cker O.o
Teenr0cker aaany ways
MiDiMaN Anyways I was deprived of my breakfast this morning.
MiDiMaN Discuss.
Teenr0cker no
Thalog 'ey
Aegis Does you knows the muffins mans MiDiMaN?
MiDiMaN No?!?!
MiDiMaN Who's the Muffins Mans?
MiDiMaN Who are these people?
Aegis He sells special candy.
Teenr0cker War's version of the muffinman