Revival of the IRC Quotes

[Occurrence of Something]

I'm beating Impossible to this one.

Strayed: glenn masturbating, how hot.

[Strayed Wanderer]

<Glenn> Wait wait wait
<Glenn> inari has red hair?
<Glenn> I'd like to see a picture.
<Glenn> inari
<Glenn> inari
<OoS> I saw a picture of inari.
<OoS> She's got a thingy below her bottom lip.
<Glenn> I want to see a picture of the redhead.
<Glenn> Inari!!!!
<Glenn> how old is she anyway?
<Fitz> She's 15 or 16 methinks.
<Glenn> INARI!!!!!
<Glenn> Redheads, I have a thing for them.
<Fitz> Redheads, yes. Ginger, no
<Glenn> oh! Jer isn't here
<Glenn> inari
<Glenn> inari
<Glenn> inari
<Glenn> inari
<Glenn> beep!
<Strayed> jer went sleepy
<Fitz> Wouldn't having beep as her beep word be kinda ironic?
<inari-chan> DO YOU FUCKING MIND?
<Glenn> umm :)
<OoS> HEY JAILBAIT!
<Glenn> hi, can I ask a favor?
<inari-chan> THREE TIMES.
<OoS> No, we don't. :D
<Fitz> She was shouting at me for using beep twice.
<Glenn> or are you busy?
<inari-chan> THREE FUCKING TIMES
<Strayed> haha
<Strayed> lmao
<Fitz> Beep?
<Strayed> I'm amused.
<inari-chan> I was fucking working in photoshop.
<Glenn> Sorry :(
<Glenn> I didn't hear the rule.
<inari-chan> I CANNOT DROP MY MOUSE AND ATTEND TO EVERYONE'S EVERY WHIM
<inari-chan> And now everything's ruined
<inari-chan> T_T
<Glenn> I thought you might be afk but nearby to hear it.
<Strayed> I'm really very amused.
<Glenn> Well, all I wanted to ask was one teensy wittle favor
<Fitz> If you add !!s to the end of the beep word does it beep louder?
<Glenn> Can I see your red hair?
<inari-chan> My camera isn't downstairs
<inari-chan> *is
<inari-chan> and i'm not fetching it
<inari-chan> will an old picture do?
<Glenn> yeah, probably
<Glenn> how old?
<Strayed> well at least we know that glenn has a thing for redheads now.
<Glenn> as long as it's not like, breaking the law old
<OoS> Glenn needs masturbation material, inari.
<Fitz> What hair are you asking to see!?
<Glenn> no, I need background story to do that
<Glenn> duh
<Glenn> I just love red hair.
<Strayed> glenn masturbating, how hot.
<Fitz> Impy.
<Fitz> Strayed alert.
<inari-chan> Why am I the one fueling your spank bank>
<Fitz> spank...
<Fitz> Bank.
<Fitz> Do banks take fuel anyway?
<Glenn> I don't whack off to online photos inari.

[Impossible]

Jesus, I can't be at my crap PC all the time, you know. If you want you can be complete dumbasses like Teen and decide that I stay in there because I'm obsessed with logging.

[Teenr0cker]

Swing and a miss Impossible. Your insults are oddly repetitive and bland. Knowing you, you'll just resort to repeating some phrase I've said. Please stop spamming up this topic.

2. No spamming/trolling. This includes making posts saying "yes", and uslessone word answers. No emoticon only posts. Have some actual content.

3. Try keeping on topic.

4. NO FLAMMING ALLOWED. NO CREATING TOPICS ONLY TO ATTACK ANOTHER MEMBER. NO SPAMMING TOPICS WITH MESSAGES OF FLAMMING. NO MOCKING PEOPLE.


6. KEEP PERSONAL ISSUES TO THE PM FEATURE, OR EMAIL, OR ANYTHING NOT IN PLAIN SIGHT!

[Forerunner]

...I wish both of you would just shut up, mainly you teen, and I know that many other people on the forum share my opinion... we're sick of it...

[Exiled]

Anyone actually know the conflict strings here?
Who's pissed at who? ... I lost count around the time of Inderos hating.

[Teenr0cker]

Oh, well if you look back a few pages, I was willing to grow up and end it. It's entirely up to Impy to end it.

Oh, by the by...Since when was your word absolute Forerunner? I believe that this needs to end. You, on the other hand, aren't exactly doing your best to help it end. You may have just then displayed that you want an unspammy forum, but if you want to blame anyone, you'd be blaming Impy for not following the rules. I personally don't believe that a long series of PM's is required to end this. I have shown a desire to end this pointless conflict multiple times, yet they've been met with the sarcastic remarks I have grown to expect. I've seen that you agree with Impossible, despite your not fully grasping the conflict, and therefore shift the blame to me. So let me say it this way. No, I will not just drop this matter and take whatever Impossible throws at me. I will end this stupid arguement by what is considered the most rational and simple means possible if I see the opportunity. Therefore, you shut up. I'm right, I know whats going on. You're wrong, you know nothing about the situation.

[Burning_Flame]

guys common play nice, atleast dont attack eachoter so much cause all you'll do is get good topics locked

[Fitz Tayo]

Yeah! It didn't work when I tried it either. What the hell is up with that!?

[Aegis]

<Telephalsion> did you know?
<Telephalsion> zombies are actually real
<Fitz> I always assumed it.
<Fitz> People thought me paranoid!
<Fitz> BUT WHO'S LAUGHING NOW!
<Telephalsion> made by getting a person to drink a venom that literally rots your brain away and then digging the guy up and I think, feeding him some form of antidote
<Telephalsion> you get a mindless slave obeying every command given
<Telephalsion> and much voo-doo magic uses wierd shit
<Telephalsion> like love stuff uses female menstrual blood
<Telephalsion> if you get that blood and soak a steak with it, walk with the steak for a week and then eat the steak the girl will fall in love with you
<Telephalsion> gross
<Fitz> Hey Reaper.
<Fitz> Wanna go to dinner with me?
<Fitz> Real deal and everything.
<Fitz> We'll be having steak.
<Telephalsion> uh fitz
<Telephalsion> yo have to eat it all alone
<Telephalsion> and you ahve to like, steala tampoon from her or sometihng
<Fitz> That's why there's the dinner.
<Telephalsion> which is even more gross
<ReaperGal> I don't eat red meat.
<Telephalsion> oh yeah
<Telephalsion> you can't cook the steak
<Fitz> Well...
<Fitz> Wanna fall in love with me?
<Telephalsion> also, girls can spike a guys drink with menstraul blood to get them to fall in love with them...
<Telephalsion> also gross
<ReaperGal> Ew.
<Strayed> fall in love... vomit... either way
<Burning> crap i'm running out of music to listen to
<ReaperGal> I'd better scroll up to see what the hell you're talking about.
<Fitz> What's so gross about falling in love with me?
<ReaperGal> "Hey, want some V8?"
<ReaperGal> And Fitz, that's obvious. ^-^
<Fitz> Damn.
<Fitz> They always say no.
<Aegis> >_>
<Fitz> I figure it's got even a small chance of working. I just gotta try it enough.

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* Topic is 'Album of the week: Edguy - Superheroes EP ••• Song of the day: Edguy - Spooks In The Attic ••• News: • (Telephalsion) snacks it the one way street to povert • I, Porter, vow to stroke myself to hentai every night.'
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<Aegis> Hello
<chrono10v3r> j00
<Aegis> ...
<chrono10v3r> soo.....
<Burning> ....shut up you fool
<ReaperGal> I think he just called you a jew...
<Burning> you broke the silence
<ReaperGal> ^-^
<chrono10v3r> ?
<Aegis> YAYED!
<chrono10v3r> i want one of thows shirts
<chrono10v3r> the wander the way ones
<Aegis> Go to the store and buy it then.
<Aegis> BTW who are you?
<Aegis> Bethazzar?
<chrono10v3r> does it matter?
<chrono10v3r> y?
<Aegis> On the forums I mean
<chrono10v3r> o same
<chrono10v3r> chrono10v3r
<chrono10v3r> dam i forgot my password
<chrono10v3r> for the forms
<chrono10v3r> haven't ben on them in like a year
<chrono10v3r> is the user name diffrent than the skreen name on the forms?
<ReaperGal> ...
<chrono10v3r> dam it!
<chrono10v3r> can't get on the forms
<chrono10v3r> GAHHHHH!!!!!!!!
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<chrono10v3r> :,-(
<chrono10v3r> dam
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<iamtheverb> I was about to tell him I could change it for him
<iamtheverb> oh well
<iamtheverb> not really a big loss, methinks
<ReaperGal> I don't think you need to go out of your way on that, Veb.
<ReaperGal> *verb
<iamtheverb> probably not, but I would have done it anyway
<Aegis> Heh
<Aegis> The forms
<ReaperGal> yup. The forms. The dam forms.
<Burning> Hi all'
<Burning> Reaper.... will you marry me?
<Aegis> HELLO SPIDER MONKEY
<ReaperGal> o.O
<ReaperGal> Um...
<Burning> no? phooey
<Burning> well that failed to start a conversation
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<Burning> its shut up time now
<chrono10v3r> kk
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<Burning> leave again
<Burning> NOW
<Burning> because i am god
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<Burning> thats right
<Burning> now bow to your god
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<Aegis> ...

[War]

Impossible gorwing up and actualling ending it? I don't think that will ever happen.

Hasn't happened to anyone else and him so far

[Impossible]

I was on topic. I responded to something else that was said in the topic. You were the one that went off-topic by refusing to end your pathetic argument. And believe me, I want to end this now, but this is pure gold:

Swing and a miss!

Swing and a miss Impossible. Your insults are oddly repetitive and bland.

[Jonesy]

Oh, by the by...Since when was your word absolute, Forerunner?

Fixed to avoid confusion.
I don't give a shit what you and Impossible say about each other, Teen, just don't bitch about each other here.

[Teenr0cker]

Well, then, if my basic algebra isn't too rusty, that means you strike out next time Impy.

Oh, and don't get stupid with me. Do I need to quote the several topics you littered with 'Anti-Me' hate messages? Didn't think so. Instead, I'll quote you on this very topic to prove you wrong, because now you're just contradicting your usual habits.

I got bored reading that... Wanna sum it up for me?

Classic.

[Impossible]

I seriously hope the pure and utter idiocy of that post was intentional... I can't see how you could not realise what the hell you've said, but then, it IS you.