Revival of the IRC Quotes

[Telephalsion]

haha

[Strayed Wanderer]

I'd like to thank the academy, and all of my faithful... FUCK YOU ALL! IT WAS ALL ME! PORTER HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT!

[Porter]

The quote was completely fabricated. I can't believe you cheaters lieing to bring #theway fame and fortune.

I'm so proud.

[Burning_Flame]

Yea, but the original was along the same lines and I was there :D:D:D:D
...I got cut out, but I was there.
Yay Bash.org

[Teenr0cker]

It's broken 1000 now...I do believe this will make it to the top 200. We are in business gentlemen...Now, if we could've fit in the address of which channel that was from, we'd have hundreds of Porter and Strayed fans.

[Strayed Wanderer]

The orginal quote included only two lines of me, instead of a damn system message. It would be twice as popular in that form.

I have no need for fans! But maybe minions...

[War]

Its now in the top 200.

[EmperorJeramyu]

Mission accomplished! Porter, we're all very proud of you. And Strayed... uh... your power of perception is very... accute. Yeah.

[Strayed Wanderer]

BUT PORTER HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT!!! WHY DON'T YOU BELIEVE ME!!!!!

[Burning_Flame]

Because you touch yourself at night.
And you're fat.
And you smell.
And you're ugly.
And you're dumb.

[Fitz Tayo]

And because he has a basic grasp of grammar? You're?

[Aegis]

POLITICS STARTS HERE
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Session Start: Tue Nov 15 14:46:13 2005
Session Ident: #theway
* Now talking in #theway
* Topic is ' ••• Welcome To The Official Chatroom of Crestfallen Studios ••• News: • Porter is horny. • Jeramyu, will kick your ass today. • #theway, FWLAWLBLURGERSHPERGER sex channel of zirc • SODAJERK SUCKS • And Ghoti sucks more'
* Set by Porter on Mon Oct 31 12:51:27
<Aegis> What you say?
<Aegis> I ain't gots no good grammar?
<Aegis> I'm gonna learn you good, boy!
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<Teenr0cker> CURSE YOU MONTEZUMA!!!!
<Aegis> Heh.
<Aegis> I've got the opposite problem.
<Teenr0cker> Why?!?!? I helped your people montezuma!
<Teenr0cker> What, not sick enough?
<Aegis> Have you ever just tried and tried to do something, and never been able to do it?
<Aegis> Well...
<Teenr0cker> well what?
<Aegis> If you have montezuma's wrath, there's too much, right?
<Aegis> The opposite problem.
<Aegis> >_<
<Aegis> >_<
<Aegis> >_<
<Teenr0cker> ouch
<Teenr0cker> No, no stool problems yet.
<Teenr0cker> Mind you, I haven't been able to keep any solid food down since sunday
<Aegis> Going on like four days now. >_<
<Teenr0cker> Oh sweet jesus. Just get some ex-lax or something...
<Aegis> This would be a great conversation to have dinner to.
<Teenr0cker> I know Porter can assure you that the risk of hemmrhoids is worth it.
<Porter> i have a light head
<Porter> they suck
* Porter is now known as PorterPRACTICE
<Teenr0cker> I'm on the verge of death, so i think I win
<Aegis> On the verge of death and chatting on #theway.
<Teenr0cker> i had to request my Laptop.
<Teenr0cker> I had to be walked to the bathroom.
<Aegis> That sucks.
<Teenr0cker> I was measured on the scale and it said I dropped 10 lbs already...
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<Aegis> Hello War.
<Aegis> We were just comparing and contrasting dissentary and constipation. Sound like fun?
<Teenr0cker> Aegis, define any word longer than 5 letters and try again
<Aegis> ???
<Aegis> And you ment?
<Aegis> Meant?*
<Aegis> Oh.
<Aegis> Actually, I still didn't know exactly what you ment Teenr0cker.
<Teenr0cker> say it in simpler words for his sake
<Aegis> Heh.
<Aegis> Do you ever get the impression that half the people in your school have an IQ below 60?
<Teenr0cker> well...60 is a veggie...like that braindead chick
<Aegis> Below 80 then.
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<Aegis> Whhh
<Aegis> What was that?
* ReaperGal has joined #theway
<Aegis> anyway, back on topic.
<Aegis> Hello Reaper.
<Aegis> BACK ON TOPIC.
<Aegis> One kid in my study hall thought there were 51 states in the USA. And we ARE in the USA.
<Aegis> He was like 17 too.
<Aegis> A kid in English didn't know what an adjective was.
<Teenr0cker> well in all honesty, he could've been thinking about providences
<ReaperGal> A goodly amount of american students also think the president is Abraham Lincoln.
<ReaperGal> 51 states doesn't shock me.
<Aegis> Heh.
<ReaperGal> Current president, of course.
<Aegis> Ok, that is exadurating a bit much.
<ReaperGal> Yeah.
<ReaperGal> But some really don't know who Neil Armstrong is.
<Aegis> Heh.
<Aegis> Some survey taken somewhere said 51% of Americans think Saddam Husein was personally responsible for 9/11.
<Telephalsion> I actually thought there were 52 states for awhile
<Aegis> Of course, that was probably taken in redneckia.
<Aegis> Heh.
<Telephalsion> but I was proven wrong very fast
<ReaperGal> Well, count the stars on the flag...
<ReaperGal> And you aren't american, right Tele?
<Teenr0cker> Far From it
<Teenr0cker> Swedish, right?
<WarV> There are 50 states, but there are 51 capitales.
<ReaperGal> I think I remember saying he was a viking.
<Teenr0cker> Yes, its Sweden
<Aegis> Where is Jeramyu, anyway?
<Teenr0cker> gee...perhaps school?
<ReaperGal> Jupiter.
<Aegis> Bleh.
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<Aegis> Hello Sarcasm.
<Sarcasm> Hello
<Aegis> We were talking about the stupidity of the average American just now, but I was about to change the subject to...
<Aegis> How the heck do I get an IRC channel?
<Telephalsion> I'm swedish, when i was like 7 I thought there was 52 states, then around 12 I thought it was 51, now I KNOW it's 50
<WarV> IRC channel? You type /join#<name of channel>
<ReaperGal> Well, if Bush's plan goes the way he wants it to, Iraq might soon be the big fifty-first.
<Telephalsion> Seriously though, all people have some general measurement of stupidity, just some people are more flamboyantly stupid.
<Telephalsion> I'm going to the loo, be back for more discussion
<Aegis> So... You can just host a channel, as in a channel that stays up and is used a lot, without notifying ZIRC staff at all?
<Aegis> So jeramyu just popped into ZIRC one day and joined #theway and it's been here ever since?
<WarV> Porter runs this place
<Aegis> So Porter just popped into ZIRC one day and joined #theway and it's been here ever since?
<WarV> You can register your channel so you get chanserv
<WarV> but you can just do that
<Teenr0cker> oh, what you do is join a channel then type /msg nickserv register password
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<Sarcasm> Yo
<Telephalsion> hey impy
<Telephalsion> your sig had the best two lines ever:
<Telephalsion> one of them was Who wouldn't fight for nintendo, and the other one i forgot
<Impossible`> My sig always has awesome lines.
<Telephalsion> Impossible` you're stupid sometimes right?
<Teenr0cker> sometimes?
<Telephalsion> mind you, saying no is even more stupid than saying kow, since everyone is stupid sometimes
<Telephalsion> yes teen
<Aegis> Impossible, we were just talking about one of your favourite subjects.
<Aegis> The stupidity of the average American.
<Impossible`> Oh, joy.
<Impossible`> DID YOU KNOW THAT 94% OF AMERICANS DON'T KNOW WHERE CANADA IS AND OMGWTF I'M BEING TAKEN OUT OF FUCKING CONTEXT AGAIN AND I NEVER SAID ANYTHING EVEN REMOTELY ALONG THOSE LINES?!
<Telephalsion> stfu
<Telephalsion> caps lock hurts my brain, sometimes mroe than noobs
<Teenr0cker> This is why I never directly talk to him anymore. And if I do, its when there's a damn good reason.
<Impossible`> Okay, anyway, stupid Americans?
<Aegis> Uh...
<Aegis> \remind vs. Excell flame wars.
<Telephalsion> How can a man like bush be given such a powerfull position?
<ReaperGal> By being republican.
<Teenr0cker> Daddy helped
<Telephalsion> I mean, come on, he mixed up left to right. He named the people they were going to catch in iraq after supervillians
<Telephalsion> "chemical Ali" "bagdad bob"
<ReaperGal> If I ran on the republican ticket, I'd be the first woman president.
<Impossible`> Bush has mispronounced nuclear more times than I can count.
<Telephalsion> Please do.
<Impossible`> He's as stupid as fucking Homer Simpson.
<WarV> That is why he has a 38% approval rating.
<ReaperGal> Anyone who runs on the republican ticket will win.
<Telephalsion> "It's pronounced 'nuke-u-lar'"
<ReaperGal> He says new-clear.
<Impossible`> He should have had a 0% approval rating 5 years ago, when his approval rating fucking made a difference. It's not like you can get rid of him for three years.
<ReaperGal> Sure we can.
<Impossible`> He does no.
<Impossible`> *not
<Teenr0cker> Well its not his fault that the WTC happened, is it?
<ReaperGal> *should
<ReaperGal> Hey, it might be.
<Impossible`> Nearly every time I hear him say the word, he says "nu-kew-ler".
<Impossible`> It actually very well could be.
<Telephalsion> Not his fault, but his daddy fault maybe
<Teenr0cker> Every president during wartime was never the most popular after their terms were served
<Impossible`> Although I'd blame it more on shitty intelligence.
<ReaperGal> Well, there are questions that need to be answered.
<WarV> You don't know what might h
<Impossible`> Actually, wait, it's more like "new-ke-ler".
<WarV> .......... wrong window
<Telephalsion> I blame it on general stupidity, the fact that the terrorists were indirectly "raised" by the usa
<ReaperGal> How did a 747 dissappear into a fifteen-foot hole in the pentagon?
<Impossible`> Since if the FBI and CIA and crap had done their jobs it never would have happened.
<WarV> Oh you saw that flash as well ReaperGal?
<Teenr0cker> well I'm proud to say I'll simply vote opposite of what my parents vote in terms of presidential election
<Impossible`> But the fact is, Bush would be screwing the US even if the WTC hadn't happened.
<ReaperGal> If you look at that incident, it seems like the pentagon was hit with a bunker-buster missile.
<Teenr0cker> Which flash?
<Impossible`> With, you know, tax cuts for the rich and encouraging speeches of bullshit for the poor.
<ReaperGal> No, I didn't see a flash.
<ReaperGal> I looked into it myself.
<WarV> The problem is not the FBI and CIA. Its the fact that they don't work togther..... which would make it there falt.
<Impossible`> If you look up Bush's history, he was crooked long before 9/11.
<Telephalsion> HAve you noticed how many world leaders are insane?
<Aegis> Reaper: The whole Bush causing the 9/11 attacks thing is a little... Overly paranoid, or at least I think. No one would actually do that.
<Impossible`> Yes, War, that was what I was getting at.
<Telephalsion> Aegis: don't bet on that, someone might...
<ReaperGal> I wish I could think that with a clear concious.
<Impossible`> They didn't do their job, which was to communicate intelligence.
<Impossible`> Ha, Reaper thinks that Bush did a fine job with Katrina, but she thinks that Bush caused 9/11?
<WarV> They have this flash that shows how a plane couldn't have hit the Pentagon
<Telephalsion> Seriously I think a rather big percentage of world leaders all suffer from symtoms that under any normal shrink would be deemd as signs of mental instability
<Telephalsion> can't remember how big a percentage it was...
<ReaperGal> But the Battleship Maine incident is what led us to war with spain, even though they didn't do it, and it seems like the governement may have done it.
<ReaperGal> The Northwoods plan was rejected by kennedy.
<ReaperGal> That was a plan to attack american citizens and blame it on cuban terrorists.
<WarV> It was media that mostly caused the Spainish Amercian war
<ReaperGal> It was the destruction of the battleship maine.
<WarV> I am not done
<WarV> The media spun is out of control
<WarV> and then that happened
<WarV> There is always more then one reason that a war starts weather you see if or not
<WarV> I don't call myself WarV because I hate war...... and the fact that my name is warren
<ReaperGal> Yeah, and low approval ratings are another reason.
<Telephalsion> I wonder what the UN thought when they decided to send Hans Blix into Iraq to search for weapons of mass destruction
<ReaperGal> Nothing gets a population more patriotic then a war.
<ReaperGal> Hans Blix couldn't find milk in a dairy aisle.
<Telephalsion> isn't warren that creature generator that makes troglodytes in heroes?
<Telephalsion> Another funny thing is that the USA has a status on Osama Bin Laden:
<WarV> o_O
<Telephalsion> He exists somewhere in the world, they think.
<Telephalsion> nice status no?
<ReaperGal> Osama bin laden made a statement denying involvement in the 9/11 attacks.
<ReaperGal> And the "smoking video" bin laden looks nothing like him. Maybe it was a body double, but still.
<Telephalsion> Just a sidenote, Bsh said God said to him: "You need to go into iraq and cleanse the tyranny"
<Telephalsion> since when was it okay for the ruler of a country to make his descicions based on an inner voice
<ReaperGal> Great. People here elected a man who makes decisions based on the voices in his head.
<Telephalsion> what if we had gollum as the ruler of, say canada
<ReaperGal> Fuckin' wonderful.
<Telephalsion> We must do this!
<Telephalsion> No, we musn't
<Telephalsion> yes
<Telephalsion> no
<Telephalsion> yes
<Telephalsion> no
<Telephalsion> GOLLUM
<Telephalsion> *whimper*
<ReaperGal> Canada might be a model of a well-ordered and accepting society, but they won't last.
<Telephalsion> oh?
<ReaperGal> Not through any fault of theirs, though.
<Telephalsion> sometimes I feel like sweden is collapsing from the inside
<Telephalsion> There is so much racism here
<Telephalsion> and just the fact that sweden deported an apathic refugee child
<Telephalsion> that's just pure evil
<ReaperGal> "In many democratic countries, citizens often shake their heads and say 'I've never seen our country in such bad shape.' This does not happen in Germany."
<Telephalsion> wel lgermans are patriotic
<Telephalsion> and well organized
<Telephalsion> disciplined
<Telephalsion> no prejudice here
<ReaperGal> That's actually a reference to the holocaust.
<Telephalsion> Most of my german references are holocaust references
<ReaperGal> The french leader is an idiot.
<ReaperGal> It's like he was trying to alienate his own country.
<ReaperGal> The french kept their racism well hidden, though.
<ReaperGal> If you had said a month ago that disadvantaged blacks in france were going to riot, I wouldn't have believed it.
<Telephalsion> I'm sadly not very informed about france, heck about any country, mainly becuase I don't care when my life is floating on cloud 9.
<ReaperGal> Well, the whites are pissed at the government. The blacks/turks/arabs are pissed at the whites, and the government is pissed at the blacks/turks/arabs, because islam is seen as a threat to the secular stance of the government.
<ReaperGal> France was made to be a secular country.




PHILOSOPHY STARTS HERE
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<Sarcasm> Ever since the world was created it was slowly dragging itself to the final destruction, I do not find this events very supriseing, Most problems in the world are caused by ignorence.
<ReaperGal> I think the human race might be destroyed soon/
<ReaperGal> .
<Sarcasm> Not in our time life, heh. And when humans go the world will go with them, That is clear.
<ReaperGal> Earthquakes, hurricanes, tsunamis, the bird flu thing. And good, I say.
<Sarcasm> Heh humans survived things far worse then these.
<WarV> Its not like the first time this has happened.
<ReaperGal> So?
<ReaperGal> It's about time for Gaia to purge itself.
<Sarcasm> The only reason we are the dominate race on earth is that we just do not seem to die.
<WarV> What you want to die?
<Sarcasm> Did I ever even hint that?
<ReaperGal> I don't fear death.
<Sarcasm> I am fucking scared of death.
<ReaperGal> I'm scared of being shot or stabbed or falling from great hights.
<WarV> it doesn't matter if you fear death or not.
<WarV> Do you want to die?
<ReaperGal> I don't care.
<ReaperGal> If I die, cool.
<ReaperGal> If not, cool.
<WarV> Then why do you live?
<Sarcasm> To do nothing, To be nothing, to feel nothing. I do not want to die.
<ReaperGal> Because I'm not dead. Duh.
<WarV> Heh thats not what I am getting at
<ReaperGal> What's the purpose of life? Is that what you're asking?
<Sarcasm> I chose to live as that is the only option I am sure about, And I know nothing of death.
<WarV> This earth is ours
<Aegis> Things are at a point to either get better or worse.
<Aegis> However small, there is a chance they could get better.
<WarV> Well ya
<Sarcasm> Heh, Life may get better, But ethics are slowly dieing off...
<Aegis> The world could be destroied, or we could start solving a few problems instead of just killing eachother for once.
<WarV> What do you think people in the dark ages thought
<ReaperGal> The purpose of life is not being dead.
<WarV> that was a decline
<WarV> The purpose of life is to live
<ReaperGal> Life has no purpose. Why do you need a reason?
<Aegis> And ethics aren't dieing off.
<Aegis> In fact, I think people were just as bad a thousand years ago.
<WarV> Life purpose is what you feel it is
<ReaperGal> You didn't answer my question, War.
<Aegis> You've heard what the medival ages were like.
<WarV> Because life does have a purpose to live
<Aegis> Humans are built to want purpose. It's in us pretty deep.
<WarV> If it had no purpose I would not live
<ReaperGal> Why not?
<WarV> because there would be no reason for us to live.
<ReaperGal> Why does there have to be a reason for us to live?
<Aegis> Why?
<WarV> Do you think you made yourself on your own will?
<ReaperGal> No.
<ReaperGal> Answer my question before you answer yours.
<WarV> Then you have a purpose in living
<ReaperGal> *pose, not answer.
<ReaperGal> And how, War.
<Sarcasm> Heh, Knoweldge is power, And power corrupts. Humans will seek power all of their lives, It is the way we are created. In hope to change the world we need power, So we can be happy. But humans are -too- intelligent now, Forbidden knoweldge-Power-will lead to unhappiness.
<Aegis> Because humans are built to want purpose.
<ReaperGal> I don't believe that.
<ReaperGal> And I don't believe wanting purpose is a purpose.
<WarV> Why not is my anwser.
<Aegis> Some are, at least.
<ReaperGal> Why not is an appeal to ignorence, a logical debate fallacy.
<WarV> Not really.
<ReaperGal> Yeah, it is.
<WarV> I don't care
<WarV> You say why I say why not
<ReaperGal> That's an appeal to ignorence.
<ReaperGal> So you concide this debate?
<WarV> When did this become a debate
<Aegis> Heh.
<Sarcasm> Heh, You know why most wish to be ignorant? So they can shut themselves to knoweldge, And stay happy.
<Aegis> It was a debate the whole time.
<ReaperGal> It's always a debate.
<WarV> the fact is I want a purpose because I want to live
<WarV> If we didn't have one we would not live
<WarV> There is on random
<ReaperGal> No?
<WarV> That is ture. Nothing in this world is random
<ReaperGal> I mean, is No what you meant?
<WarV> ya
<ReaperGal> I think it is random.
<ReaperGal> The universe is chaos.
<WarV> Chaos that is a set form
<Aegis> Secondly, you have to do something. A lack of purpose is a cause of great unhappiness. Like I said before, humans are BUILT to have a purpose. So why not satisfy that need?
<ReaperGal> I'm not at all unhappy.
<ReaperGal> And I don't believe I have a purpose.
<ReaperGal> Life is very clear for me.
<ReaperGal> Very bright.
<WarV> Then that is your purpose to not want one
<Aegis> Are you happy then, or just apethetic?
<ReaperGal> Sorry, war, but you aren't me, so you can't speak for me.
<ReaperGal> I'm perfectly happy.
<Teenr0cker> Thank god you aren't Reaper
<ReaperGal> But I don't fear death at all.
<WarV> Who said I was speaking for you
<WarV> I was saying what I saw.
* Teenr0cker is back from his trip to mr toilet
<ReaperGal> <WarV> Then that is your purpose to not want one
<Teenr0cker> you were
<Aegis> What makes you happy, then?
<ReaperGal> Various things. But they aren't my purpose.
<Teenr0cker> you fool. You were putting words in her mouth. I'm sick and weak from a mexican sickness, and even i can see that.
<WarV> teen stfu
<Sarcasm> Heh, Once we had the same purpose all animals had, To reproduce, But our intellect has blurred it. Now we chose our own purpose, Each and every one of us has a purpose, Deep down there, we are just not aware of it, For a time, Our purpose is to eat, And sometime later our purpose may be something completely different.
<Aegis> Me? Or War?
<Teenr0cker> War
<Aegis> Sarcasm: exactly
<ReaperGal> Of course.
<Teenr0cker> Indeed
<WarV> like I was saying
<ReaperGal> But breathing isn't a purpose.
<Teenr0cker> Useless jargen War?
<ReaperGal> Survival instinct and purpose are different in my mind.
<Aegis> Agreed,
<Sarcasm> Of course, The meaning changes from a person to a person.
<Aegis> but purpose usually implies something that helps the species. That would help us survive, now wouldn't it?
<Sarcasm> The first thing I have learned in philosophy is that you should never attempt to change another's mind, Just represent what you see as the truth and support it.
<WarV> You feel there is no purpose. You may not relizes it but you just do not think it you want it. You want your own answers to be right. Therefor you want there to be no purpose. That is then your purpos
<ReaperGal> Instinct.
<ReaperGal> Only in your twisted philosophy, war.
<WarV> I do not try to change.
<WarV> I am just saying my mind.
<Teenr0cker> War, that made no sense on a grammatical and philosophical level
<Sarcasm> Teen, You are not helping
<ReaperGal> And stop trying to put words in my mouth.
<WarV> yet I care about it not.
<ReaperGal> Don't talk like Yoda.
<Teenr0cker> Feh...Only Herman melville should be allowed to talk like that.
<Teenr0cker> And he's dead.
<Aegis> Personal insults in a deep philosophic discussion...
<Aegis> Yeah.
<WarV> Ok and you can feel that way.
<WarV> I don't mind.
<Sarcasm> Anyway, Debateing this without the basics of philosophy will bring no fruit.
<ReaperGal> Don't patronize me, War.
<WarV> I don't mind.
<Aegis> War, I think you are believing what you want to believe the most. Not quite sure, but maybe. Not that I don't believe some of it is true...
<WarV> I feel my way and you feel yours. It is all good untill someone tries to force ideas on someone
<Aegis> Define forcing ideas on someone.
<Sarcasm> War, You are right, But you, And I think, By a mistake, Are attempting to do that
* Teenr0cker says nothing...NOTHING!
<WarV> Making them feel your way
<Telephalsion> 2(02WarV02) This earth is ours
<Telephalsion> since when?
<WarV> Since we lived on it.
<ReaperGal> This is the step where one person realizes they can't keep up and says "This is just my opinion, you can have your opinion too and it's okay, ven though I just spent the last fifteen minutes trying to change your mind."
<Sarcasm> And Aegis, please do not start with the define thing, Some people have spent their whoule lives attempting to perfectly define a single word, and failed.
<Telephalsion> Do you ahve more claim to this entire fucking PLANET than those little autocaryote algee in the ocean?
<Telephalsion> I think not
<ReaperGal> Humans don't own the planet any more than we can control it.
<Telephalsion> To controlla dn to own are two different things
<WarV> ukk you people...... you get nothing -_-
<Telephalsion> I beg to differ
<Sarcasm> No War, You are the one that is shutting your mind.
<ReaperGal> Sure, We're the ones with the problems. *laughs*
<Telephalsion> I'm actually with reaper on the life thing
<Aegis> Trying to convince someone that you're right isn't forcing ideas on someone. That's what we're doing right now.
<Telephalsion> there's no meaning with life
<Telephalsion> it's not a bad thing thoug
<Telephalsion> I'm not bound by anything that way
<ReaperGal> Life is suffering.
<Sarcasm> ... Who should post this in the IRC quotes topic so people we know we -can- be intelligent on this forum.. heh
<Telephalsion> I can do wahtever I want, and what I do I base of my morals and ethics
<ReaperGal> Or we can go with the landmark thing. Life is empty and meaningless, and it's empty and meaningless that it's empty and meaningless.
<Telephalsion> But it's hell of depressing if you only think about that
<ReaperGal> Not really.
<Telephalsion> so that's why people say: there is a meaning with life, and it's to: (insert thing here)=
<Telephalsion> be it to have sex or to make other poeple happy
<Telephalsion> Man I type bad tonight.
<ReaperGal> It's empty and meaningless, but if that depresses you, than you've missed the point.
<ReaperGal> Because it's empty and meaningless.
<Sarcasm> Heh, I wish I was you reaper, I am a paranoid hopeless depressed philosoph that fears death so much that he can't enjoy life
<Sarcasm> I really cannot see how someone can be open to ideas, Intelligent, and still be happy
<Aegis> Life may not at the very deepest levels have a purpose, but if you decide you want to dedicate your self to a purpose or purposes, you can. If it makes you feel better to build your life in an attempt to achieve some goal, that is your descision.
<ReaperGal> I don't worry about death at all. If I reincarnate, awesome. If there's nothing, good. I could use a break. If I go to heaven, I'll just nap for the rest of time. If I go to hell, I'll say "Well, at least it's not eternal nothingness." and then satan will go "OH, YEAH?" and then bam. Nothing. Which is cool with me.
<Aegis> "<Sarcasm> Heh, I wish I was you reaper, I am a paranoid hopeless depressed philosoph that fears death so much that he can't enjoy life" Sarcasm, was that sarcasm?
<Aegis> Or no?
<Sarcasm> No, I am really that hopeless.
<ReaperGal> What are you worried about, Sarcasm?
<Sarcasm> I fear silence more then anything.
<Sarcasm> grah, spelling
<Telephalsion> Deep down I'm scared of death, it's the entire nothingness that freaks me out.
<WarV> I don't fear death at all. When I die I will know the truth of it all.
<Telephalsion> And the fact that I've sinned, whether that matters or not
<Telephalsion> So you think WarV
<ReaperGal> Do you think you'd be in any position to notice the nothingness?
<WarV> Well maybe not every truth
<Telephalsion> Of course not
<WarV> but you know what I mean
<Sarcasm> No, And that is what scares me most. I am a control freak.
<Telephalsion> Meh, it's not like you'll remember anything whether you reincarnate or jsut sieze to exist
<Telephalsion> So in that respect I guess there's really nothing to worry about.
<ReaperGal> Exactly.
<ReaperGal> If I go to hell, I'll just take it over, actually.
<Telephalsion> Haha



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<Sarcasm> Heh my deepest wish is to live forever. And if I do not recall an event it did not mean the event did not happen.
<Telephalsion> If you do that please let me run a café.
<ReaperGal> Sure.
<Aegis> We'll all find out when we get there. It's just short of pointless to argue about the afterlife now, since there is virtually no way to prove anything.
<ReaperGal> Lava Java?
<Telephalsion> I'd be sick and tired of life if I lived forever actually, I know deep down that I wouldn't be able to find any fullfillment with eternal life.
<ReaperGal> I don't want to live forever.
<ReaperGal> That would suck so hard.
<Sarcasm> Ho, I would, The whoule world is made out of numbers. In that time, Maybe, Just maybe, I will be able to calculate everything in existence before everything ends.
<Telephalsion> On the plus side though, I could spend eternity with listening to all music evedr created by humans and choosing the best songs ever
<ReaperGal> I've been around for almost eighteen years, and I've already done a lot of stuff. My experience qouta is full. I can die happy.
<Aegis> I wouldn't mind having more of a choice on WHEN i die though.
<Telephalsion> "absolute hits of existence 1"
<ReaperGal> I might punch my own ticket someday, but not any time soon.
<Telephalsion> I can die happy when I've left a mark somehow
<ReaperGal> Why would you want to leave a mark?
<ReaperGal> Are you worried about being forgotten?
<WarV> To have power after I die
<WarV> That is to leave a mark
<Telephalsion> Not really, I will be forgotten I'd be suprised otherwise
<Telephalsion> But really, it'd be sweet if I was looked up to by someone.
<Sarcasm> Heh, The world will be gone anyway. There is really no point to anything if you won't stay around.
<Telephalsion> Be it while i'm alive or after i don't care.
<ReaperGal> What do you mean have power after you die?
<Aegis> For purpose. Really achieving something is a kind of purpose.
<Aegis> I think that's whaqt Tele is talking about. Not quite sure though.
<Telephalsion> I want to do something
<ReaperGal> Have a kid.
<Telephalsion> I don't like the idea of just being a little insignificant dot on a sphere
<WarV> To have people remember you for long after you death is to control them. To make them think of you in a way.
<Telephalsion> Yeah, that's the best way ReaperGal
<Aegis> Tele: Exactly.
<Telephalsion> But other ways could be to become a teacher, get kids to learn something, maybe get them to teach others what they've learned
<ReaperGal> We'll remember War long after he's dead. But nothing good. ^-^
<WarV> heh I don't care.
<Aegis> "I don't like the idea of just being a little insignificant dot on a sphere" This is exactly what I was talking about.
<Telephalsion> Or to become a doctor, your patients will think of you for helping them most likely
<Sarcasm> ...Was that reaper useing a japanese smiley..? what did I smoke?
<WarV> If you forget me I will lose my power over you
<Telephalsion> To research something that is used for a long time
<Telephalsion> Speaking of that, waht should i study to become?
<ReaperGal> Ha. War thinks he has power over us. That's so cute.
<Telephalsion> Teacher doctor or scientist?
<Aegis> I'm probably going scientist.
<ReaperGal> I use that all the time, strayed.
<Telephalsion> Scientist will be microbiology
<Telephalsion> since I'm interested in the human genome, it makes sense to me and I'll be able to combine biology and chemistry.
<Sarcasm> Heh, I'll just waste my life away attempting to calculate the universe.
<Aegis> Some sort of chemistry maybe. Possibly nanotech.
<ReaperGal> Nursing.
<ReaperGal> Mine is easy, because I'm already there.
<Telephalsion> Good for you
<Aegis> Sarcasm: Fourty-two. Beat you to it.
<ReaperGal> Now all we need is the question.
<Sarcasm> Heh, Was funny for the first time... But I am seirously attempting to do that.
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<Telephalsion> I hate psysics
<Telephalsion> sure, most of it makes sense
<Telephalsion> but some parts are just stupid
<Telephalsion> "we've defined the speed of light using the metre" Then we defined the metre more precicely using the speed of light"
<Telephalsion> HOW THE FUCK?
<Telephalsion> >_<
<Aegis> That would be pointless Sarcasm, you wouldn't know the whole equasion in the first place. Not only that, but the equasion could be multiple possible things.
<Aegis> And Tele, Physicist was my second choice.
<Aegis>
<Telephalsion> there are no exact values in physics
<Telephalsion> only approximations
<Telephalsion> how's that for science
<Sarcasm> I know I am attempting the impossible in my life time, another reason I am depressed, But I will not do anything else, This is for my soul, To survive Ill likely take a lowly job or be a programmer
<ReaperGal> Be a pirate.
<Aegis> What your attempting is impossible period. What the heck are you going to compute? You don't know the equasion. Heck, what's the point even?
<Aegis> A future predicting computer would be nice though.
<Telephalsion> If i had the power to, I'd shape a planet
<ReaperGal> I'm sure you're making him feel much better, Aegis.
<Telephalsion> heck, not just one
<Aegis> Tele: The same.
<Aegis> Reaper: Who's the one who was just telling me all of existance is completely pointless?
<Telephalsion> I'd ban anything more or equally advanced as a steam engine
<ReaperGal> I'm saying we don't need a reason to live.
<ReaperGal> And is life pointless? Yeah. Meaning is where you make it.
<Aegis> Also, if it WAS a future-predicter, that would be awesome.
<Telephalsion> You don't need a reason, but you could set a goal in life
<ReaperGal> Yeah.
<Sarcasm> Heh.. Must be nice to have a reachable goal..
<Telephalsion> like: I want to become old
<Telephalsion> I have one
<Telephalsion> I want to become an awesome dancer before I'm 30
<Aegis> Sarcasm: A future predicter then?
<Telephalsion> I want to have sex before I'm 20 (beginning to doubt that)
<Telephalsion> and I want to die before I become demented senile and just a sad thing that causes pain for my relatives
<Sarcasm> No., Aegis.
<Aegis> I want to achieve something that really makes me unique from the other billions, and to help people. The two, hopefully, would be the same thing.
<Aegis> What would it be then?
<Sarcasm> All things effect other things, All things are made of numbers.
<Telephalsion> 0.168
<Telephalsion> i think that was it
<Telephalsion> let me check
<Aegis> Go on.
<Sarcasm> A huge, mathematical, flowchart. {{ sorry for the spelling}}
<Aegis> So a thing that predicted all possible outcomes of stuff? That's sort-of what I ment by a future-predicter.
<ReaperGal> ...
<ReaperGal> Where'd you get that?
<Aegis> ???
<Telephalsion> 1.618
<Sarcasm> No. It can be used as an aid to predict things.
<Telephalsion> that number exists all through nature
<ReaperGal> It seems to me that he wants the underlying equation to everything.
<Sarcasm> Aye, Reaper is right.
<Telephalsion> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_ratio
<Sarcasm> The uses of such a chart are endless.
<Aegis> Ah, I see.
<Sarcasm> But I do not think I will finish one % of it in my life time, heh
<Sarcasm> But hopefully someone will keep from where I have stopped.
<ReaperGal> Well, lots of mathamaticians are working on it.
<Telephalsion> It'd both eb good and bad to have a world war, don't you think?
<Sarcasm> No.
<Telephalsion> Seriously, I hate wars, but wthe world is practically at war
<Telephalsion> not just in the open
<Telephalsion> it't be better if all who wanted to took a rifle, went to some place and killed eachother
<Sarcasm> Heh, A second cold war is drawing near, That much is clear to me.
<ReaperGal> I'm fine with the earth killing people. I think that's justified.
<ReaperGal> But people killing people is silly.
<Aegis> Ah...
<Telephalsion> I wonder, and I hope that it wont happen..
<Aegis> Reaper, you believe the earth has some sort-of sentient intelligence?
<ReaperGal> Eh.
<ReaperGal> Maybe.
<Telephalsion> I wonder if sweden norway and finland, heck, most of north europe
<Aegis> "I'm fine with the earth killing people. I think that's justified."
<Telephalsion> all that is heated mostly if not exclusively by the gulf stream
<Telephalsion> global warming seems to be altering that stream
<ReaperGal> I'm a little bit pagan, a little bit buddhist, mostly apathetic.
<Telephalsion> As long as you're happy it's all good.
<ReaperGal> I call 'em like I see 'em.
<Telephalsion> That's my philosofy, sort of.
<Telephalsion> "those who can't do, teach. Those who can't teach, do"






Finally some intelligence on these forums! Huzzah!

[Porter]

No one is actually gonna read that dude.

[Teenr0cker]

I did...cause I was there....But yeah, not even I would read my own text.

[Strayed Wanderer]

Sometimes I really do love reaper (intellectually...), people never understand that we don't need a purpose.