Revival of the IRC Quotes

[Sage Of The Wise]

* Telephalsion sets mode: +o WarV
* ChanServ sets mode: -o WarV
<Telephalsion> that was the scariest three seconds of my life

[Impossible]

Gah, those xchat or whatever logs are a fucking eyesore, just use mIRC so that we can actually READ the conversations you're posting.

Teen, you had no right to register the channel, dumbass. It isn't yours.

[Aegis]

Nothing quite sucks as much as realizing you've behaved exactly like someone you think is a loser and a jackass. I just found that out, and it hurts.

[22:14] <Aegis> I feel like shit.
[22:15] <Aegis> You know why?
[22:15] <OoS> Diarrhea?
[22:15] <Aegis> I did something very Ryan-esque.
[22:15] <OoS> Was it diarrhea?
[22:15] <Aegis> Heh, no.
[22:15] <Aegis> Well, first off, I started a game team.
[22:16] <Sodajerk|Out> strike one.
[22:16] <Aegis> I got a ton of people to join, telling them things like "We're definitely going to get into the industry!"
[22:16] <Aegis> Long story short,
[22:16] <Sodajerk|Out> strike two
[22:16] <Aegis> I was really lazy and no games ever got made.
[22:17] <Aegis> And now I'm probably going to shut it down.
[22:17] <Sodajerk|Out> Thus the circle of independent game studios involving rm makers is complete...
[22:17] <Aegis> I wasn't using RM makers.
[22:17] <Aegis> I was going to use the Torque Game Engine.
[22:18] <Aegis> But anyway...
[22:18] <Aegis> Yes, it does seem exactly like something Ryan would do.
[22:18] <Aegis> Thus, why I feel like shit.
[22:19] <Aegis> So... Meh.
[22:19] <Aegis> At least I don't expect to be popular for it.
[22:20] <Aegis> Or try generaly the same sort of thing in the near future.
[22:20] <Aegis> In that way, I totally pwn Ryan's ass.
[22:23] <OoS> But everyone does that.
[22:24] <OoS> Even Hitler. But only barely...because of the moustache.

See what I mean? It's kinda funny, too.

[nightshadow]

[20:11:53] <Jeramyu> We need to strenghthen ourselves.
[20:11:57] <Jeramyu> hmm..
[20:11:57] <Jeramyu> Ok.
[20:12:12] <Jeramyu> Aegis, Oos... Fuse together.

[21:58:39] <WarV> I think I got Karen to like me because she told me to get here a Blue feather.... now I just need to get one of those....
[21:58:55] <Porter> ??
[21:59:04] <Porter> girls dont tell you to get blue feathers
[21:59:12] <WarV> ummm she did.....
[21:59:36] <WarV> She said do you like me then she said why don't you give me a blue feather....
[21:59:46] <Porter> are you sure its karen?
[21:59:54] <WarV> ya......
[21:59:54] <Porter> because she sure as fuck never said that to me
[22:00:03] <WarV> It was at the beach at night
[22:01:34] <Jeramyu> uhm
[22:01:34] <Jeramyu> that means she wants to get married
[22:01:34] <WarV> I know.....
[22:01:34] <Porter> well then i raped her to marry me

[AznChipmunk]

Haha, Harvest Moon is awesome!

[Fitz Tayo]

While Harvest Moon does rule. Isn't it obvious that Jera, Porter and War all just know the same fucked up girl who goes around asking for feathers?

[Impossible]

Haha, that was the greatest Harvest Moon-related thing I've ever read.

Random Trivia: Ellen, my second character in the original RP, was spontaneously named after HM's Ellen. Yeah, I don't know what the fuck I was thinking. Sure, half the time in my mind, she's the best (or second best, if you like slutty bargirls) girl in the original HM, but the other half of the time she's an old woman who knits socks. So, in conclusion, THAT'S what happens when I don't spend an hour or a few mulling over what to call a fictional character.

And finally, Karen kicks ass. I'm just such an awesome person that I can't even help but attract the best girl in the game - I was actually going after someone else, but she already liked me more.

[Aegis]

[16:46] <Aegis> Hey Tele, would you considder yourself 1337 enough to be a moderator on a site?
[16:47] <WarV> let the bodies hit the floor! let the bodies hit the floor!
[16:47] <WarV> That was caplocked AND shifted
[16:51] * Strayed has joined #theway
[16:52] <WarV> let the strayeds hit the floor! let the strayeds hit the floor!
[16:53] <WarV> yet again that was caplocked AND shifted
[16:53] <Telephalsion> I'm not 1337
[16:53] <Telephalsion> 1337 is not my ideal
[16:54] <Telephalsion> since it's compressed nerdiness
[16:54] <Telephalsion> I say that
[16:55] <Telephalsion> but you know, nobody's perfect, I could definately become more sexy
[16:55] <Strayed> doubt it.
[16:56] <Telephalsion> damn aegis and his idleness
[16:59] <Aegis> Meh, back.
[16:59] <Aegis> Anyway, I've been thinking about making a general game dev and gaming site.
[17:00] <Telephalsion> I see
[17:00] <Strayed> does $800 for a processor seem like overkill?
[17:00] <Telephalsion> I could mod, don't expect me to stay for long if you have tons of idiots though
[17:00] <Aegis> Hopefully it wouldn't.
[17:01] <Aegis> I mean, it's not even made yet. More than that, it's not even entirely decided that it's going to be made at all.
[17:01] <Aegis> You just have a certain "moderatorness" about you that suggests you would be good at the job.
[17:01] <Aegis> Either that, or the cannabis I've got here.
[17:02] <Aegis> (Just joking, I'm not really a pothead.
[17:02] <Telephalsion> I wouldn't ahve thought you were
[17:02] <Strayed> prove it.
[17:03] <Aegis> Prove it?
[17:03] <Strayed> yes
[17:03] <Aegis> George Bush isn't satan incarnate.
[17:03] <Aegis> A pothead wouldn't have been able to say that.
[17:03] <Telephalsion> you can't proove he isn't
[17:04] <Strayed> dude, a decent person wouldn't have been able to say that.
[17:04] <Strayed> a human being wouldn't have...
[17:04] <Strayed> an existant being wouldn't have...
[17:04] <Aegis> I'm not a human being, I'm a ninja.
[17:04] <Strayed> existent*
[17:05] <Aegis> Either that, or a small sock named Bob, hard to tell with this cannabis.

[Impossible]

The following conversation may make your head explode with awesomeness. It has EVERYTHING that makes our IRC quotes great:

Porter talking about beer and sex.
Jeramyu owning people and mocking cliches.
Rampant Warisms with no end in sight.

There's also a sub-quote which I thought alone was hilarious, involving Porter and Verb, handily marked in italics. >_< It's also solid proof that no matter how much Jera pretends to be unbiased and peacekeeping, he is just as aware of War's stupidity and pretentiousness as everyone else. And yes, I know this is long as fuck, and if you want you can skim over about the first half - it doesn't get great until after the italics bit. I also cleaned it up in a few places, but nothing is lost. Now that you're somewhat prepared for the greatness on par or even, dare I say it, GREATER THAN Strayed's search for a home, here we go (keep in mind that it starts off pretty boring, it's just a set-up):

<Porter> verby
<Porter> what will we do??????
<Porter> this is the end of #theway as we know it
<WarV> Porter
* WarV slaps Porter
<WarV> get ahold of yourself
<WarV> There is still rpgmaker.net! and our game that we are going to make!
<Porter> (:(
<WarV> how is rpgmaker.net going?
<Porter> slowwwwwww
<Porter> we mostly just dick around
<WarV> You need to hurry up gw is down!
<WarV> Now is the time to strick!
<WarV> err STRIKE
<thenightsshadow> w/e
<WarV> So anyway the game.
<WarV> I am either think we could make a comedy or a drama
<WarV> or both!
<WarV> Kind of like TTHW
<Porter> i think
<Porter> we're done
<Porter> slowly
<Porter> but surely
<Porter> we'll fade
<Porter> i feel gothic
<WarV> omg I said this like a month ago and told you how to fix it but no one listened
<WarV> This tells you how much I should be a Ops again =D
<Porter> fix what?
<WarV> How to stop us from fading
<Jeramyu> Because making you an op would really stop that.
<Jeramyu> Because making you an op would really stop that.
<Porter> no
<WarV> Yes it would =D but that is not the reason I gave you...
<Porter> it's bound to happen
<Porter> well Lun says fangames are fine
<Jeramyu> the actual longevity of the community rests on Lun
<Porter> but i asked him a while ago if i could do a Crestfallen game
<Porter> and he said, no, because i'd have to collaborate with him because he says sheets and sheets of notes on Hur
<Jeramyu> Well, let's just how the #theway game is an index of your Rm2k skill.
<WarV> I wasn't think about fan games, but our own game. We have enough exp people here. I am a programer and story writer. Jeramyu I know is a good map maker.
<WarV> Others can do art
<Jeramyu> hope, isn't etc.
<Jeramyu> I'm thinking about making Eternal Horizon into a cinematic game
<Porter> first importantly
<Porter> i'm good at rm2k
<Porter> i worked on #theway game for about 5 minutes
<Porter> and never wanted to do it because i was bored and busy at the same time
<Jeramyu> Then let's just hope that isn't an index on how much effort you want to put into a game.
<Porter> nah
<Porter> i had a pretty good idea of a crestfallen story
<Porter> Lansa's involvement, since the land was bordered by both enemies
<WarV> Or maybe Jeramyu could get off his ass and write more of The Wrong Way and we could make a game off that
<Jeramyu> I'm not writing Wrong Way.
<WarV> Ok
<Jeramyu> Bill left, and he was supposed to be a major character, so I scrapped it.
<WarV> lol
<Porter> Grarg and Gilead, EVIL
<WarV> then just kill him off in his fight >_>
<Jeramyu> It would be too bumbling of a transition. I'd rather write something serious.
<WarV> Well anyway'
<WarV> Liek I said I don't think we should make a The Way/Crestfallen fan game
<WarV> but are own
<WarV> It not hard to come up with a good story.
<WarV> Once we get a story then all we have to do is translate it into game formate
<WarV> then make it
<Jeramyu> It's definately hard to come up with a truely good and innovative story.
<Jeramyu> You can just start rambling on about characters and their secrets, or you can truely create a world that is governed by strange and unusual factors, with characters who defy every stereotype ever created.
<WarV> For you maybe....
<WarV> Want me to make a story? I can do it right here.
<Porter> oh boy
<Jeramyu> No, I think this is pretty much a veritable fact. You can't just come up with a good story in a few minutes.
<WarV> Well no not a few mintues
<WarV> give ma a hour and I have one
<Jeramyu> I doubt that.
<WarV> I don't
<Jeramyu> Something like The Way can't be made up in an hour.
<WarV> Who says it has to be The Way
<Jeramyu> I'm not saying it's The Way.
<WarV> I am not saying its a easy thing to do. For some its down right impossible.
<Jeramyu> When I say "good story" I mean something comprable to a story with the depth and complexity of The Way.
<WarV> But really I am not saying anyone can do, but I am saying I can
<Jeramyu> Good stories cultivate in the mind for periods of time, slowly being influenced by the stimulus of the world around the thinker, and being refined as new ideas are created.
<WarV> I am not saying everyone can make a good story, but I am saying I can...
<Jeramyu> What I'm trying to say is good stories aren't thought up. They occur. When you purposefully try and think of a story, your mind unconsciously uses stereotypes and established story mechanisms. If a story occurs, then it might not necessarily be under pretentions of collective consciousness.
<WarV> Thats good to know. I can still say I can make it.
<Porter> War, I do not believe you can come up with a halfway decent original story
<WarV> But really do you want me to make a story to use in a game or not!
<Porter> i do believe you may come up with a cliche RPG story that may sound riveting to you
<WarV> I don't can what you think I can do.
<WarV> Because that is just it you think.
<WarV> You don't know
<Jeramyu> ...what the FUCK?
<WarV> anyway
<WarV> story or not?
<Jeramyu> Ok. I'm usually nice about this. But honest to god, I have no fucking clue what you just said.
<Porter> bring it
<Porter> let's hear your story idea
<WarV> Ok then I will make the story
<Porter> you shall
<Jeramyu> I bet it wont be good because we won't be able to understand it.
<Impossible> ...We're waiting... Geez, you've been talking about this for long enough to think of a great story, right?
<Porter> impossible, don't make me kick you in the balls
<Jeramyu> This is worth staying up for.
<Porter> when i sit at the computer
<Porter> i eat myself silly
<Porter> and drink a lot of beer
<Porter> it's a problem
<Impossible> ...Don't you drink yourself silly?
<Porter> yeah
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<Jeramyu> I think I'll think up a story too. War and I can have a contest.
<Porter> verbilator
<Porter> i'm having a beer in your honor
* iamtheverb has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
<Porter> fuck you
<Impossible> lol
<Impossible> My bet is on Jera to win the contest.
<WarV>
<Impossible> War, does that mean you've finished your story?
<WarV> sort of
<Jeramyu> I've finished mine.
<Jeramyu> I'll be a gentleman and go after War. Take your time.
<Jeramyu> ...which you shouldn't need, apparently.
<WarV> Ukk ok....
<WarV> I will write out the juist of it
<Jeramyu> K.
<Jeramyu> mmmm
<Jeramyu> I like juis.
<Jeramyu> I always get au juis with a French Dip.
<Jeramyu> Come on. I'm peeing myself with anticipation.
<WarV> what I am writing it out
<WarV> its going to take time
<WarV> I was only thinking it up not writing it
<Jeramyu> Ah that's right. The writing part would probably... Ah, well I'm so good I did my writing WHILE I was thikning.
<WarV> I don't do things that way.
<WarV> I think then write
<Jeramyu> Well, what I can say? I'm a prodigy.
<WarV> here I will only write out the action for you so it goes faster >_>
<Jeramyu> No, no, don't spare the details.
<Jeramyu> I want the WHOLE story.
<Jeramyu> In a condensed form that only takes an hour to make up.
<Ghoti> ...
<WarV> I said the story would only take a hour not the writing
<Jeramyu> Oh come on. I know you can do better than that.
<Jeramyu> Thinking is the hard part. The writing shouldn't be an issue.
<WarV> I don't think you actually get what I was going for here..... I said I will make up a story for a game. Then you went on about how I couldn't. Now you are getting pissy because i didn't write it out...
<Jeramyu> Whatever. Just tell me what you have.
<WarV> Your one picky guy
<Jeramyu> And how on earth are you suppose to show me that your story is good without writing it out?
<WarV> I AM WRITING IT OUT!!!!
<Jeramyu> So I've heard.
<WarV> I have already cut shit loads of it out to speed it up
<WarV> I can't start cuting into the main story
<Jeramyu> Very well. But don't use that as an excuse when my story gives yours a literary beatdown.
<Porter> can i make up a story?
<Jeramyu> Sure. It's not hard.
<Porter> ok
<Porter> done
<Porter> i wrote the book too
<Jeramyu> sweet.
<Jeramyu> Mine is awesome, because I took a level 1000 psychology course at a community college to write it.
<WarV> what is your problem I just said I could write a story for a game and you give me a fucking shit load for troblem about it. What you think I can't writing somthing good? Do you think your that much better.
<Jeramyu> No. How the hell did you get that implication?
<WarV> LOOK AT YOUR SELF
<Jeramyu> Geez. Someone's a little trigger happy today.
<WarV> loojk at what you have said
<Porter> i used the hello kitty story maker for mine
<WarV> I said I would make a story then you said you would make your own to top mine
<Jeramyu> Ok, fine I wont say anything. Just write it.
<WarV> how is that not something someone would do if they didn't think they were better
<Jeramyu> I'm just energetic about a friendly competition among colleages.
<WarV> This was never ment to prove anything, but you made it into something that i have to prove I can write something good.
<Jeramyu> Um, I wanted you to prove that you can write a good story in a short time.
<Jeramyu> So let's keep our wits about ourselves and concentrate on our compositions.
<Porter> i'm pretty much ready
<WarV> I can't write a good story in a short amont ot time. I can just think up a good story in a short amount of time. Writing takes time.....
<WarV> That was the whole point
<WarV> that I could come up with something in a hour....
<Jeramyu> Naw. Writing is easy. I can write something in a hour.
<WarV> Thinking is the easy part for me.
<Jeramyu> Well, ok. Just paste what you have so far.
<WarV> I can think up good stories all day. It comes to writing them down, that is when my disablities kick in.
<Porter> can i go first?
<Jeramyu> War. Love will find a way.
<WarV> umm it hasn't gotten to the good part yet =(
<Porter> here's mine
<Porter> New Year's Eve was coming up and Hello Kitty was planning a horny party at Appleton. She sent invitations to all of her closest dogs, then went to buy beers, to decorate with. This would look tasty hanging on the woman, said her twin sister, Mimmy. After leaving the store with a bag full of hot chicks, Hello Kitty decided to go to the jigsaw puzzle shop to get yummy hot pockets for her friends to whacked. These stuffed
<Porter> panda-filled double cheeseburgers look delicious! she told the shopkeeper. And I will take some of that fruit urine to drank, too! she added. Finally, it was new year's eve. All of Hello Kitty's lights arrived wearing wacky doorknobs. HOLY BALLS!!!!! announced Hello Kitty as she greeted her friends. Just before midnight, they all held nails and counted down the
<Jeramyu> Ok, fine. I'll leave out the good part of mine too, so we're even.
<Porter> seconds. When the clock struck 69, everyone screamed BONERIFIC!!!, and threw their lamps in the DVD.
<Porter> best story ever
<thenightsshadow> ...
<Jeramyu> Hmmm... yeah. That's pretty good.
<Jeramyu> Ok War, when you're ready.
<thenightsshadow> Jeramyu, I'm interested now
<thenightsshadow> what's going on?
<thenightsshadow> some sort of contest/
<Jeramyu> We're having a story-off.
<thenightsshadow> ok...
<thenightsshadow> is it like this one-event thing/
<Jeramyu> I consider it an evolutionary facilitation of human nature.
<WarV> fuck it I will jsut tell it right on the spot. Its faster.
<Jeramyu> Good plan.
<WarV> Ok so it startes at with you meeting the main character
<WarV> We will call him Lances
<WarV> So Lance is basic at this military academy training to join the army of his country.
<WarV> So lance goes to met his friend yad yad
<Jeramyu> I knew a guy named yad yad.
<Porter> BONERIFIC!
<WarV> Its graduation day and shit like that
<WarV> well his friends name... we will call Vince
<WarV> his name is unimportent right now
<WarV> As Lance and Vince are drafted to different units
<Jeramyu> I knew a guy named unimportent right now.
<WarV> >_>
<thenightsshadow> ...let him continue...
<Jeramyu> No, seriously, go on. Don't let me bother you.
<WarV> Lance is drafted to a unit called Titan. They are a unit does fights on the homefront
<WarV> They basicly guard shit and take care of revolts and attacks on the homeland
<WarV> Ok so about 6 months into it he has to help with a unit that is pulling out of a territory that is begin fought over for its coal mines.
<WarV> (this is kind ofl ike WWII sort of time)
<WarV> (by the way)
<WarV> Lance is put at post and tol to not let anyone come through.
<WarV> On his seond day at his post a poor man comes.
<WarV> He is from the other country.
<WarV> It is know that people from that county offten come to there country to start a new life as it is in a deep depression
<WarV> (which is why it is fighting over the coal mines)
<WarV> He lefts this man through.
<WarV> erererer
<WarV> LETS
<WarV> Two days later he is rejoined by his unit commander. think everything went well.
<WarV> His commander does not look happy as he slammes him to the ground and they throw him in jail.
<WarV> What happened was the man he let through was carring a bomb and he let is off right in the middle of the troops returing. 24 people died,
<WarV> One of them was unimportent right now
<WarV> aka Vince
<WarV> He stays in jail for abotu 1 month when they let him out because they his unit needs all the people it can get.
<WarV> After the attack on the troops there country launched a massive counter assult.
<WarV> Destoring everyone in the other countrys capital.
<WarV> Many people in there country didn't like this one bit
<WarV> a Revolt broke out in a military base.
<WarV> There job was to kill all the revolters.
<WarV> At first there is a fire fight and it looks like Titan unit is wining.
<WarV> Then slamme the roof caves in and Lance gets knocked out.
<WarV> He wakes up with a gun pointed to his head. It is a military women.
<WarV> They start to talk. He find out that the person is Just who was Vinces girlfriend and that she knew Lance was at fault for letting that man through.
<WarV> She goes to shot Lance, but he slammes his body into her.
<WarV> The gun is knocked away
<WarV> He grabs for it.
<Porter> i hope there's sex in this scene
<WarV> He points it at Just and remembers his orders,
<WarV> He closes his eyes as he shots Just killing her.
<WarV> and that is what I have so far.....
<Bladesman> still awake
<Novahn> i have no idea what those last two sentences mean
<Novahn> at all.
<Bladesman> were you just talkin to your self
<Porter> he's a necrophilic
<Jeramyu> SHHHHH
<Novahn> like some sort of grammar poet
<WarV> the next part of the sotyr takes place 3 years after the revolt I don't have that finished yet
<Novahn> utilizing grammar for the greater good of mankind
<Bladesman> anyway do you guys know any good rpg tuts?
<Jeramyu> We're in the middle of a story here.
<Jeramyu> K.
<Bladesman> k
<Novahn> i thought the story ended
<Jeramyu> I suppose it's my turn then.
<WarV> until I get done with the rest
<Teenr0cker> no, it's mine
<WarV> that was liek the intro to my story
<Jeramyu> Ok. I need complete silence for this one. The emotional cascade is intense.
<Porter> wait wait
<Porter> is there sexual fantasy in this one?
<Jeramyu> Yes.
<Teenr0cker> yais
<Porter> ok
<Teenr0cker> I knew it!
* Porter puts his hands back in his pants
<Jeramyu> Ok.
<Porter> ok go
<Jeramyu> Shhh.
<Jeramyu> I call this baby "Masters of the Destiny Sabers: The souls of the chaos lords."
<Novahn> kinky
* Jeramyu sets mode: +m
<Jeramyu> Ok. So there's this guy, right? And it turns out... HE'S NOT ACTUALLY A GUY! AND HE'S ACTUALLY LIVING IN THE NEGAVERSE! Basically, there are two factions in the negaverse Faction "A" and Faction "B". The two factions are friendly... BUT THEY ACTUALLY HATE EACH OTHER! SUPRISE! And there's this nega-king...
<Jeramyu> BUT HE'S NOT ACTUALLY A KING! SHOCK! And he's at peace with this country... BUT HE'S ACTUALLY AT WAR! HOW CONTRARY! So this dude hooks up with this chick, and they SORT OF LOVE EACH OTHER BUT IT'S NOT REALLY MADE CLEAR! +1 FOR BEING AMBIGUOUS! And they go on a quest to fight evil... BUT THEY'RE ACTUALLY NOT! LOL! And there's this evil guy...
<Jeramyu> BUT HE'S NOT ACTUALLY EVIL! K!?!?!? And there's the military dude... WHO'S ACTUALLY A SPY!!! HOLY SHIT THAT WAS A SUPRISE!!! And these people are going to summon this evil god... BUT THE EVIL GOD IS ACTUALLY A SOUL-STEALING COMPUTER! DIDN'T SEE THAT ONE COMING!!! And this computer was actually...
<Jeramyu> MADE BY THE GOOD GUYS! WHAT THE HELL? And there's this castle... BUT IT'S NOT ACTUALLY A CASTLE... BUT IT ACTUALLY IS!! GAAHH!?!? TWO SUPRISE TWISTS AT ONCE!!!! And there's this guy with drugs... BUT THE DRUGS ARE ACTUALLY THE FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH AND THE GUY IS NEGA-HITLER!!! DAMN!!!
<Jeramyu> And so the heroes are going to open the gate to the garden of eden... BUT THE GATE ACTUALLY LEADS TO GEORGIA IN 1864!!! A CONNECTION TO THE REAL WORLD? OMG!!! So then the party has to fight Union General William Tecumseh Sherman, and they defeat him... BUT IT CAUSES A TIME ANOMALY!!! UH-OH!!! So then they travel back in time to kill themselves...
<Jeramyu> BUT IT CREATES A TIME PARADOX THAT TURNS THE EARTH INTO A GIANT FISH!!! So the party has to fight the giant fish... AND IT'S A FINAL BATTLE IN OUTERSPACE!!! HOW EPIC!!! And they defeat the giant fish... BUT IT ISN'T DEFEATED AND IT KILLS THE PARTY!!! WHAT!?!? THAT CAN'T HAPPEN!!!
<Jeramyu> BUt since the party was double-killed, the time-vortex is hit with ANOTHER vortex that creates a GIGA ULTRA STUPO VORTEX that draws in the negaverse, so both verses collide creating a world known as "1" that summarizes the timeline in one single spacial point. After several billion years, this point explodes, creating a "big bang" that brings life back into the temporal plane.
<Jeramyu> OH MY GOD THIS WAS ACTUALLY THE STORY OF THE CREATION OF THE UNIVERSE!!!! HOW INSANELY ORIGINAL AND CONTRARY TO WHAT ONE MIGHT THINK!!!! THIS IS A GOOD STORY!!! I CAN USE WORDS LIKE "ALLEGORY" TO DESCRIBE THE STORY BECAUSE IT'S SO ELLABORATE!!! HOW MAGICAL!!!
* Jeramyu sets mode: -m
<Novahn> i have never read anything with more capitals in my life
<Novahn> except this one time
<Novahn> i had a friend who happened to type in capitals
<WarV> ....
<Jeramyu> shh... absorb the deeper meaning of this allegory.
<Novahn> im still around the part about time paradox
<Novahn> that was all dished out really fast
<Porter> wow
<Porter> WOW
<Porter> can i make a fan-game to that?
<Jeramyu> Hmmm... As long as it's... NOT ACTUALLY A FAN GAME, BUT AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE VERSION!!! OMG!!!
<WarV> .....
<Jeramyu> Nega-hitler was my personal favorite part.
<Novahn> yeah, i feel as if i relate to that part
<Novahn> good wording
<Jeramyu> He's actually a reciprocal boss who inverts your party.
<WarV> I think I will listen to some Little Wing
<Jeramyu> And meditate. Meditate on the cosmic farce I have created.
<Novahn> Farce: A light dramatic work in which highly improbable plot situations, exaggerated characters, and often slapstick elements are used for humorous effect.
<Novahn> No.
<Jeramyu> You're right. Mine is hardly "light".
<WarV> "Fly On"
<Jeramyu> Mine is deep and profound to the highest level.
<Jeramyu> Remember, I've taken a level 1000 psychology course at a community college.
<WarV> Jimi Hendrixs has a song called Freedom. That will be our intro song to our game.
<Novahn> was the professor an eight tenticled one armed man?
<WarV> and he shouts Frrrreeeeeeedddddddoooooom in it
<Novahn> which is really awkward
<Jeramyu> Possibly.
<Novahn> for a song called freedom
<Jeramyu> I don't see things in terms of "tenticles" anymore.
<Jeramyu> Still, sometimes I amaze even myself. I think I'm going to go to bed now, and rest my gargantuan mind.
<Jeramyu> Enjoy the magic.

[Forerunner]

There is much humor to be obtained from that, but I just can't get over this:

<WarV> I don't can what you think I can do.

[Strayed Wanderer]

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<Strayed> I think it ends when you walk up... and nothing happens.
<Strayed> because I was falling asleep yesterday...
<Headkicker> awesome. no school tomorrow. Unfortunalte followed by finals
<Headkicker> wow. that spelling of unfortunately was terrible
<Strayed> unfortunetly it was.
<Headkicker> But it definitely is spelled with an A, unfortunately.
<Strayed> wow, I've been fucking that one up for a while. Thank you.
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<Strayed> <Strayed> wow, I've been fucking that one up for a while. Thank you.
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<Strayed> ... the fuck?
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<Strayed> ...
<Headkicker> I
<Headkicker> Am
<Headkicker> So
<Headkicker> Tired
<Headkicker> Of
<Headkicker> Disconnects
<Strayed> <Strayed> wow, I've been fucking that one up for a while. Thank you.
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<Strayed> <Strayed> <Strayed> wow, I've been fucking that one up for a while. Thank you.
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<Strayed> <Strayed> ... the fuck?
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<Strayed> LMAO
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<Teenr0cker> haha
<Headkicker> lol
<Strayed> That is awesome.
<Burning> Jesus fuck.
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<Teenr0cker> ahaha!
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<Strayed> OH MY GOD.
<Teenr0cker> wtf?
<Burning> Fuck!
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<Burning> Fuck
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<Strayed> I can't stop laughing.
<Teenr0cker> no seriously...
<Teenr0cker> what the hell?
<Strayed> oh my god.
<Burning> :D its the magic word
<Strayed> I'm quoting this
<Teenr0cker> that kicks him off? Unlikely
<Teenr0cker> Let me test it next time....you know...for science?
<Burning> Say fuck
<Teenr0cker> I know....but why?
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<Burning> Fuck?
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<Burning> see
<Teenr0cker> lol

[Greatchickenman]

LOL! That's what it was? I'm so ashamed

Wow. my arrival times were so perfect for that one.
I was like, why the hell is it doing that? then it started quitting me faster and faster and I thought, someone must be triggering my disconnect. So I change my name to something anynomous and join. Looks like you guys saw through my disguise.
I can't believe it does that. God damn this computer.

[Impossible]

Would have been funnier if the exact same thing weren't already on bash.org, but still, that's great.

There is much humor to be obtained from that, but I just can't get over this:

<WarV> I don't can what you think I can do.

It gets better...

<WarV> Thinking is the easy part for me.

And immediately following:

<WarV> I can think up good stories all day. It comes to writing them down, that is when my disablities kick in.

[Burning_Flame]

It would be even funnier if you werent a double poster!

TELEDIT: I deleted Impy's double post...

<Teenr0cker> baka
<Teenr0cker> I'm in the game
<Teenr0cker> I'm the final boss...you need to get the best ending to get me
<GlanzenKrieger> Ah, I see.
<Teenr0cker> That's how much lun loves me
<Teenr0cker> I have this "Flame attack" where I insult your hygene habits and your ability to spell
<Burning> You mean that ending where Rhue turns out to be Gaius' gay lover?
<Teenr0cker> 100+ attack
<Teenr0cker> yeah, that one
<Teenr0cker> wait......
<Burning> And Gaius reveals that hes really you?
<Teenr0cker> I wouldn't mind that
<Teenr0cker> blue hair rules
<Teenr0cker> let it be known that blue hair rules
<Burning> And Teen likes butt sex.

[Teenr0cker]

I think we can set aside our differences to point out that the only thing worse than the leader of a mighty CS clan, undefeated in 4 national tournaments, saying "lol guyz, l8r...I g2g now...mi mom sez it's my b3d tim e." is somebody who can't even handle the word fuck. The reason? This Application




And yes, I did type that correctly...the english language has no meaning on a counter-strike server.