Revival of the IRC Quotes

[Strayed Wanderer]

I title this, Wordsmith, it's mainly me ranting. But I feel you should all know of my new creation.

<Strayed> I invented a new form of douche the other day.
<Strayed> Prepare yourself.
<Strayed> Douché
<Strayed> Amazing, isn't it.
<Strayed> Infact, it's brilliancy at it's best.
<Strayed> It's douche, but with a -shay on the end. So... Doo-shay!. Much like touché.
<Teenr0cker> That's exactly how I read it
<Teenr0cker> I mean, even the most common man will read that correctly!
<Teenr0cker> Bravo!
<Strayed> I shall spread my linguistical ingenuity throughout the land.
<Strayed> And other less-important lands. That's where Tele comes in.
<Teenr0cker> Ahahaaha
<Strayed> Teflon, you must travel to the fareast and spread my new insult.
<Strayed> Japan shall feel the pain we feel when we import Anime such as Pokémon, Yugi-Oh!, and the like. And let us not forget Bobobo.
<Strayed> The worst atrocity man has faced since the birth of christ.

[Greatchickenman]

Wasn't there some story about a guy named Tom Douché?

[Forerunner]

I posted a link to the last page on myspace... the general public now thinks we're not only assholes, but extremely weird ones.

...and they're not wrong by far...

[Fitz Tayo]

It's acts like this that bring the whole community down. Maybe we should save our rep?

[Telephalsion]

I posted a link to the last page on myspace... the general public now thinks we're not only assholes, but extremely weird ones.

...and they're not wrong by far...

It's a spot on description says I.

[Teenr0cker]

Myspace is for losers who have nothing better to do with their lives than flirt and be preyed upon by pedophiles. They don't even flirt that well, it's nothing but a flurry of less-than-three's and links to youtube and they loop the dumbest most emo songs on their site...They're not even technologically savvy! Half of the content, if not more, is all pre-made for monkey's with keyboards and internet access. It's nothing but a pathetic blog that is now officially commecialized by every single band who thinks they're worth a rat's ass of publicity.


If I had any respect for you, which I didn't, it's now lost.

[Sage Of The Wise]

I was about to go on a rant about how myspace sucks, but Teen beat me to it.

[Teenr0cker]

Only by nine minutes. Sweet.

[Sarcasm]

Though, Teen, I was kind of disappointed, here I was, expecting another one of your epic masterpieces, and this is what I get com'on,
you can do better then this!

[Sage Of The Wise]

But what more needs to be said?

[Teenr0cker]

I know I can, but quite honestly I'm swamped with work. I've got biology to procrastinate on, a wireless network I'm trying (and failing) to configure, a social life to manage, my summer assignments, being converted into a pastafarian for the church of the FSM, my 18th birthday to plan, and more, so I'm a bit busy. I could fix up something bigger, do a few MS Paintings, and add about 5 paragraphs, but all it'll get me is another "God, Teen, trim the posts down" response.

[War]

Pretty much

[Forerunner]

Myspace is for losers who have nothing better to do with their lives than flirt and be preyed upon by pedophiles. They don't even flirt that well, it's nothing but a flurry of less-than-three's and links to youtube and they loop the dumbest most emo songs on their site...They're not even technologically savvy! Half of the content, if not more, is all pre-made for monkey's with keyboards and internet access. It's nothing but a pathetic blog that is now officially commecialized by every single band who thinks they're worth a rat's ass of publicity.

It's also for people who like to hang with their friends online, as well as in real life.
Why don't you get a life instead of insulting other people about theirs, fucktard.

[Fitz Tayo]

Dude. That's what MSN is for. My Space is for people who DON'T know each other in real life but want to hang out online with other such losers. Why the hell would people who ALREADY KNOW YOU care about your queer little blog, or the pictures that they probably took with you, or your tastes in music which they probably share? They already know all that crap.

Though I have been linked to an occasional decent band on My Space once in a while. Not very often though. Not often at all.

[Teenr0cker]

Myspace is for losers who have nothing better to do with their lives than flirt and be preyed upon by pedophiles. They don't even flirt that well, it's nothing but a flurry of less-than-three's and links to youtube and they loop the dumbest most emo songs on their site...They're not even technologically savvy! Half of the content, if not more, is all pre-made for monkey's with keyboards and internet access. It's nothing but a pathetic blog that is now officially commecialized by every single band who thinks they're worth a rat's ass of publicity.

It's also for people who like to hang with their friends online, as well as in real life.
Why don't you get a life instead of insulting other people about theirs, fucktard.

I do have a life thank you. In fact, I don't need a myspace to compensate for my lack therof. Do you think I need to prove to you that I have a life? No, but obviously you think you need to prove to us that you do, so you try this "myspace" thing, right? Why do people add so many friend's to their list? Does "HawtCaliBabe1987" really hang out with 438 friends all the time, or are most them just collection names?*note: If you thought that name was real, congrats, that was entirely made up on the spot*


I "hang out" with friends online too, if you call online interaction "hanging out", which is pathetic because that's the dumbest example of "hanging out" I've EVER heard. I guess my friend SubWire must hang out even in his sleep, cos he idles in IRC channels and his vent server, so that's hanging out too, right? And me, oh don't forget my self. I've got school work as well, summer school to be exact. Gee, that would hamper your ability to socialize, right Teen? Nope. Doesn't change a thing if I'm logged in AIM while I'm AFK, right?. Oh, and since you consider remote interaction with people online a social activity, that means I'm socializing internationally when I play a game of counter-strike or Starcraft, right?


Wrong. Going out and meeting at a cafe or a KFC (Sling = ownage) or at a movie theatre. That's hanging out. What you're doing is copying and pasting pre-made html onto your front page so you can get that new "Dashboard Confessional" song to play in your background with only one hand, right? That's not socializing. Leaving comments on their picture gallery, which they totally abused and whored because they've never even remotely heard of Photobucket and don't know how to cut down file sizes. Still not socializing.

Somewhere along the way in making a myspace page, people utterly forget while it is possible for anybody to look at their profile, it doesn't mean they will. If you consider yourself massively-exposed, so to say, to the world, it still doesn't mean you're socializing. Hell, there's a good chance you're just getting stalked. In fact, like I've said before, your argessive defense of the all-mighty myspace only furthers my belief that you're making up for something you don't have. If you had no problems with your social life, you wouldn't need a page about you, because you could easily tell a girl about yourself while sipping a mug of expresso or something, but you obviously can't for some reason, which is why myspace came into the picture. So go ahead. Blog this. Do a ton of >: ('s when you mention me. Then call me a fucktard, because that combonation makes SO much sense when you look at it...Is he calling me a fucker? A retard? BOTH? I DON'T KNOW!! OH GOD I DON'T KNOW!!!!!

Oh, then crawl back to whatever hole you came out of and resume your "Socializing", because it's obviously doing SO much for you.