Crestfallen Studios

by **Ghoti** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 10:20 am

[12:11:44] <Ghoti> Oh god, I think my stomach's gonna asplode.
[12:11:59] * inari-chan hands out hazmat suits.
[12:13:06] <Strayed> Why does inari have hazmat suits...
[12:13:20] <Strayed> do we not know something about her?
[12:13:26] <inari-chan> I usually keep them for when Ghoti faps.
[12:13:36] <inari-chan> But I figured if his stomach's going to explode, they might be useful.
[12:13:41] <Ghoti> Yeah, she lets me fap when I'm around her.
[12:13:47] <inari-chan> I DO NOT.
[12:13:53] <Telephalsion> Admit it inari
[12:13:57] <Telephalsion> you like the sound
[12:14:13] <Strayed> she wouldn't call it fapping if she didn't.
[12:14:24] <inari-chan> GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS
[12:14:25] <Telephalsion> my point excactly
[12:14:48] <Strayed> inari won't admit it, but she finds male masturbation sexy.
[12:15:00] <Strayed> I don't understand why, but I guess I'm the sexiest.
[12:15:37] * inari-chan runs away.

It quite simply just had to be posted.

by **Sarcasm** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 4:50 pm

<yoreliter> Hey Sarcasm, guess what I got?
<Sarcasm> I am sure you will tell me in a moment.
<yoreliter> \.\.
<yoreliter> \.\.
<yoreliter> \.\.
<yoreliter> \.\.
<yoreliter> \.\.
<yoreliter> I got a V
<Sarcasm> You've killed it
<Strayed> yeah.
<Sarcasm> You catyusha you
<yoreliter> does that have a meaning yet?
<Sarcasm> Acording to Strayed, yes.
<yoreliter> What does it mean?
<Sarcasm> Ask him yourself
<yoreliter> Strayed, what does Catyusha mean?
<Strayed> Penis Milk.
<yoreliter> I like chocolate Catyuhsa

by **ReaperGal** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 5:29 pm

Sorry. I have to post this. I just found it FAR too funny.

<Notsarcasm> Screw Yorliter while he is flat footed, fool! without his DEX bonus to his AC he is easily rapeable!
* yoreliter says here is your proof that women are enticing and seductive.
* Strayed sexes Notsarcasm while he isn't looking.
<Notsarcasm> AGH
<Strayed> Owned.
* Notsarcasm performs Seppuku
* Notsarcasm is now known as Deadcasm
* Ghoti tickles Strayed's right testicle.
<inari-chan> . . .
<Deadcasm> 0-o
<yoreliter> Oh hell no.
<Strayed> ...
<Deadcasm> . . .
<Deadcasm> . . . .
<Deadcasm> . . . . . .
<Deadcasm> . . . . . . . . .
<Ghoti> Too graphic for this channel...?

by **Forerunner** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 7:34 pm

<Phil> not wanting sex isn't a sin. Unnatural, but not exactly evil
<Phil> luckily not everyone thinks that way, or the human race would be screwed
<Strayed> It's pure evil.
<Strayed> PURE evil.
<Phil> or on the other hand not-screwed
<Phil> get it
<Phil> oh I'm so witty
<Strayed> He doesn't like sex and he uses puns.
<Phil> :-D

<Strayed> Are you satan?

by **Fitz Tayo** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 1:29 pm

Forerunner wrote:<Strayed> He doesn't like sex and he uses puns.
<Phil>
<Strayed> Are you satan?

Based on these facts, he is undoubtably satan.

by **Burning_Flame** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 9:11 pm

[00:08] <WarV> Muahaha
[00:08] <WarV> I canst splel
[00:08] <WarV> ROFLWFFEL

Proof that WarV can't spell.

by **War** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 9:27 pm

[«»] WarV is now known as WarFire [ ~Vman@HW-ESR1-208-102-31-195.fuse.net ]
<Burning> Muhahaha
[«»] Burning is now known as WarV [ ~SandyMacL@CPE000a739b2b14-CM000a739b2b13.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com ]
<WarV> Muahaha
<WarV> I canst splel
<WarV> ROFLWFFEL
[«»] WarV [ ~SandyMacL@CPE000a739b2b14-CM000a739b2b13.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com ] has quit IRC [ Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by WarFire)) ]
<WarFire> BITCH
<WarFire> bwahahaha
<WarFire> you feel for my trap

by **Burning_Flame** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 9:51 pm

How do you feel in a trap?
So what If I used his name it just proved my point further on.

by **Teenr0cker** » Sat Jul 22, 2006 12:13 am

You need to quote him. That way he can't edit it like we all know he did.

by **Fitz Tayo** » Sat Jul 22, 2006 8:12 am

You gotta always check if there's the line

Last edited by War on Sat Jul 22, 2006 3:54 am; edited 1 time in total

at the bottom of War's posts.

by **Teenr0cker** » Sat Jul 22, 2006 1:31 pm

Teenr0cker wrote:You need to quote him. That way he can't edit it like we all know he did.

you just re-rationalized what I said.

I'm sure it was completely necessary.

by **Fitz Tayo** » Sat Jul 22, 2006 2:49 pm

Obviously.

by **Telephalsion** » Sat Jul 22, 2006 6:41 pm

I fixed teh edit,

by **Teenr0cker** » Sat Jul 22, 2006 6:46 pm

War wrote:[«»] WarV is now known as WarFire [ ~Vman@HW-ESR1-208-102-31-195.fuse.net ]
<Burning> Muhahaha
[«»] Burning is now known as WarV [ ~SandyMacL@CPE000a739b2b14-CM000a739b2b13.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com ]
<WarV> Muahaha
<WarV> I canst splel
<WarV> ROFLWFFEL
[«»] WarV [ ~SandyMacL@CPE000a739b2b14-CM000a739b2b13.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com ] has quit IRC [ Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by WarFire)) ]
<WarFire> BITCH
<WarFire> bwahahaha
<WarFire> you feel for my trap

Well Done Tele! Now, to immortalize the moment! And the typo too!

by **Teenr0cker** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 10:47 pm

One, war changed again because he's a wussy little bitch that can't accept his mistakes or the fact that wwwarren is the most retarded password ever.

The following happened after I abused War's immense stupidity for my own personal amusement. He whined and bitched. Only the difference is, I think he's getting dumber because it took at least 3 ghost kills for him to even have a clue what the fuck was going on.

<IJ> Hi.
<Teenr0cker> Hi.?
<IJ> Why am I receiving complaints about you?
<Teenr0cker> From War?
<IJ> And if it is?
<Teenr0cker> Excuse me
<Teenr0cker> I mean WarV
<IJ> Again, what if it is?
<Teenr0cker> He let his password out and I'm basically enacting an IRC version of survival of the1337est
<Teenr0cker> I owned him like your mother last night.
* You have been killed by IJ ((And this is what I think of this.\))
* Disconnected (Remote host closed socket).
<Teenr0cker> Ah,
<Teenr0cker> I see then.
<IJ> Don't you EVER DARE do something so stupid like that EVER AGAIN!
<Teenr0cker> seig heil- erm, hokai
Teenr0cker It won't happen again
<IJ> I'd also advise you not be a smart-aleck, either.
<Teenr0cker> I don't know what you mean, but I apologize.
<IJ> The german.
<Teenr0cker> OH...That...heh, can't help it, I speak it pretty well. Sorry if you don't comprehend it though, lots of people can't order Taco Bell with nazi-speak.
<IJ> Apology accepted. Though even if a password should slip, that's the height of irresponsibility.
<IJ> It's bad enough on his side; it's much worse on yours.
<Teenr0cker> well we're a tight-knit community
<Teenr0cker> And it's sort of a ritual to rag on how stupid he is. It just sucks that you have to look after him.
<Teenr0cker> So, once again, sorry. I'll play nice.
<Teenr0cker> Also, could you pass on to "whoever" complained that he really should change his pass?
<IJ> Already done so.
<IJ> And yes, it was him.
<Teenr0cker> Thanks
<IJ> And it's MY place to say that.
<Teenr0cker> it was a suggestion
<Teenr0cker> plus, its YOUR place to say it, but I know him too. it's just I hate him and you don't know who the fuck he is...
<Teenr0cker> but it's cool, you already covered the bases
<Teenr0cker> Toodles
<IJ> Good bye.

I thought "hey, this kinda reminds me of when porter was banned...Would the community jump servers for me?"

Then I gained some commonsense and had to ease off the 'your mom' jokes.

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