Revival of the IRC Quotes

[OverlordBill]

Since Jeramyu read through them all last night, then reminded us, it's time to bring the IRC quotes back. Some funny stuff happens in the IRC room, and it's up to us to share it with the world. (I was also reminded that I used to be funnier. ;( )

I'll start off with some quotes from the old topic.

<OverlordBill> ... Name: MORGOTH, SLAYER OF THE PURE Race: MUTATED WEEVIL-HUMAN HYBRID History: Grown in a bunker ten miles beneath the surface of the earth, MORGOTH, SLAYER OF THE PURE's only friends are his finger puppets, Betty and Frederick. Little is known about MORGOTH, SLAYER OF THE PURE's reason for being brought into being, except for the whole slaying thing and there being a war and all.
<OverlordBill> Huh, Huh what do you think?
<WarV> ummm
<WarV> kind of
<WarV> it can kind of work
<OverlordBill> You don't think having a second finger puppet was over-doing it do you?
<OverlordBill> I KNEW I WOULD SCREW IT UP!
<WarV> but it sounds liek your making a joke of everything
<OverlordBill> I RUIN EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!
[11.22.54 PM] * OverlordBill runs off to sob and write in his diary.
<OverlordBill> Dear Diary,
<OverlordBill> Today was a very bad day. First I woke up and rolled out of bed only to discover that the floor had been stolen in the night and I was standing on the pipes. I slipped and fell and smacked my head on the wall making a big hole. I hope mom doesn't find out.
<OverlordBill> Anyways, I went downstairs to eat breakfast but we were all out of cereal. I looked around but could only find Dad's Albert Einstein Box of Bran Flakes. Supposedly the type of Bran Albert Einstein ate. I ate myself a bowl but the rest of the day I've had the runs.
<OverlordBill> I came back upstairs to get on the computer but I found my printer having an illicit love affair with my scanner. I was so disgusted I threw them both out the door.
<OverlordBill> Things were going fine until I screwed everything up like I always do. You're the only one I can talk to diary.
<OverlordBill> Diary... I have something to ask you... Will you marry me? I'll wait for your decision until tommorow. Until then my sweet.
<OverlordBill> -Billiam
<OverlordBill> WHAT ARE YOU ALL LOOKING AT?! CAN'T I PROPOSE TO MY DIARY IN PEACE?!
<WarV> your
<WarV> ...
<WarV> freaking Jeramyu out
<OverlordBill> Are you Jeramyu? I think not!
<WarV> I have to tell you something
<WarV> Me and Jeramyu
<WarV> are
<WarV> are
<WarV> Conjoined tiwns
<OverlordBill> Wow. I didn't think anything could beat my stupidity.
<OverlordBill> But that, that takes idiocy to a whole new level.
<WarV> yep
<OverlordBill> I feel I must award you with something.
<OverlordBill> I know, I'll leave. Good bye.
<WarV> well I need something to beat your propose to your diary
(When War was still cool)

<OverlordBill> Drawing? But you can't kill people with drawing... Well... I suppose you could choke them with eraser bits... But that takes too long. I could make muffins!
<OverlordBill> Poisonous muffins.
<LunC> ...
<LunC> No comment.
*** OverlordBill is now known as Announcer
<EightSlicesOfPie> Announcer?
<Announcer> And so OverlordBill goes off to find the perfect recipe for the poisonous muffin. He meets many pastry chefs and homeless bums on his way to the land of the holy batter.
*** Announcer is now known as HomelessBum
<HomelessBum> Get offa my box! *Deals 32 damage*
*** HomelessBum is now known as OverlordBill
<OverlordBill> I am so funny! LAUGH!

<OverlordBill> You refuse to stop talking about Slade?
<OverlordBill> Hmm...
<OverlordBill> What if I told you that Slade raped little girls?
<Leopaldon> been there, done that
<OverlordBill> What if I told you that Slade raped little boys?
<Leopaldon> So? I still think MJ is neat...
<Leopaldon> So I am fine with it
<OverlordBill> What if I told you... Slade makes hot steamy love to animals... AND cars?
<OverlordBill> Uh... AND YO MOMMA?!

* WarV gives OverlordBill a muffin form his trip
<OverlordBill> Trip to where?
<OverlordBill> HELL?!
<OverlordBill> IS IT A HELL MUFFIN!?
<WarV> no
<OverlordBill> Aww...
<WarV> its a specil muffin form Jamaka
<OverlordBill> Where then?
<OverlordBill> OOH!
<OverlordBill> Wait... Do I have to smuggle it over the border?
<WarV> even thought I didn't go to Jamaka
<WarV> and no
<WarV> just don't let the law find you with it
<OverlordBill> Right...
<OverlordBill> So you're sure I don't have to smuggle it over the border?
<OverlordBill> I have a special place for that sort of stuff.
(It's also open for Bar Mitzvah's)

<OverlordBill> Key words, conspiracy, communism, bomb, atom, destroy, twin towers.
<OverlordBill> Terrorism, hippys, love, peace, Iraq, George Bush, monkey.
<OverlordBill> We should have CIA operatives swarming the channel within minutes.

<amazinpimpyun> hello?
*** Join to #theway completed in 10 seconds.
<OverlordBill> Hi.
<OverlordBill> You sound very delicious.
<amazinpimpyun> Hey. I had a question about the way.
<OverlordBill> Sit on this couch. It is most definitely not a bread roll.
<amazinpimpyun> The game allows you to install it like you would a normal game, rather than an rm2k3 game
<OverlordBill> Yes my tasty morsel?
<amazinpimpyun> where would i get a program that let me do that?
<OverlordBill> From the internet.
<amazinpimpyun> where though?
<amazinpimpyun> and what is it called?
<OverlordBill> (Link: http://www.jrsoftware.org/isinfo.php)http://www.jrsoftware.org/isinfo.php
<amazinpimpyun> thank you
<OverlordBill> Surely my well basted little dumpling.
<OverlordBill> Eat lots of butter pats.
<amazinpimpyun> Ok
<amazinpimpyun> Well I gotta go. Thanks again
*** amazinpimpyun has left #theway
<OverlordBill> Such a juicy child.

<OverlordBill> Wahhhhh...
<OverlordBill> Meanie.
<WarV> get into the box
<OverlordBill> Not the box!
<OverlordBill> Anything but the box!
* WarV brings out the box
<WarV> really anything?
<OverlordBill> Uh... I guess...
<WarV> then make hot gay love with ChanBot for 10 hours
<OverlordBill> But I already did that today.
<WarV> hmmm
<WarV> then
<WarV> Eat a cupcake infornt of a muffin
<OverlordBill> Sure.
<WarV> wiat
<WarV> have sex with a cupcake infornt of a muffin
<OverlordBill> Can I do both?
<WarV> no
<WarV> just the last one
<WarV> now or its the box
* WarV begins to open the box
* WarV has opened the Box
* WarV goes to put OverlordBill in the Box
* WarV puts OverlordBill in the Box
* OverlordBill is in the box.
<WarV> you had your chance
* OverlordBill is in the box.
<Trihan> * OverlordBill is now known as [OverlordBill]
* WarV forgot to put air holes in the box
<WarV> oh well
* OverlordBill is in the box.
<WarV> I wounder how long he can last in there with out muffins of air
* OverlordBill is in the box.
<WarV> lets pu bets on it
* OverlordBill is in the box.
<WarV> I wounder if he is dead yet
* OverlordBill is in the box. Not dead.
<WarV> i wounder what would happen if we put the box in a lake
* OverlordBill is in the box. He floats.
* WarV puts the box with OverlordBill in it in a lake
* OverlordBill is in the floating box.
* WarV puts the box with OverlordBill in it in a lake with weights to pervent floating
* OverlordBill is in the box. Holding his breath.
* WarV goes to play freelancer
* OverlordBill is still in the box. He floated down to the sea floor where he was swallowed by a whale. The whale took him inside an underwater cave and beached itself. With its dying act the whale spat the box and Bill out of its blow hole and now Bill is in the box beneath the sea in an underground cave that is filled with years of air.
<WarV> hmm
<WarV> I wounder if he knows there are still no air holes for air o get in
* OverlordBill is stupid in the box.
* OverlordBill urinates loudly in the box. In all the banging around his stomach acid got mixed into his bladder. The urine stings immensely but burns a hole through the box.
<WarV> ialso wounder if he knows that the box isn't locked
* OverlordBill was in such a postion in the box that he couldn't press up the lid.
<WarV> I also wounder if he knows it is a cardboard box
* OverlordBill isn't strong enough to break through cardboard... in the box.
*** Signoff: WarV (Ping timeout)
*** WarV (WarV@DynastyNet-25298.ipt.aol.com) has joined channel #theway
*** Mode change "+o WarV" for channel #theway by ChanServ
<WarV> is he still in the box
* OverlordBill is now free from the box because of his acidic urine.
<WarV> so now he is just traped in a under water cave
<OverlordBill> Yes.
<OverlordBill> But the dead whale is quite tasty.

<OverlordBill> Jeramyu!!!
<Jeramyu> OverlordBill!!!
<OverlordBill> Sup.
<Jeramyu> The opposite of down
<OverlordBill> Clever. CLEVER!!!
<Jeramyu> yarr
<OverlordBill> So Jerm, can I call you Jerm? Anyways, you'd say we were friends right. And friends help each other right? Can I have fifty bucks?
<Jeramyu> WHO ARE YOU?!?!?
<OverlordBill> Who do you want me to be?
<Jeramyu> Uh... QUIET!
<OverlordBill> SURE BUDDY.
<Jeramyu> ^_______________________________^
*** Porter (Porter@DynastyNet-63441.115.9.246.stp.wi.charter.com) has joined channel #theway
*** Mode change "+q Porter" for channel #theway by ChanServ
*** Mode change "+o Porter" for channel #theway by ChanServ
<Porter> hi all!
<OverlordBill> Hi Porter old buddy old pal.
<OverlordBill> You would say we're friends right?
<OverlordBill> And friends let friends borrow money right?
<OverlordBill> So uh... will you lend me a cow?
<Jeramyu> Dude
<Jeramyu> He's denying you.
<OverlordBill> Awww...
(This quote also chronicles the evolution of Germsy)

<Telephalsion> some towns got flooded
<Telephalsion> our boat nearly floated away
<Exiled> near the coast?
<OverlordBill> Pfft.
<Telephalsion> along with our float-bridge haah
<Telephalsion> summer cabin along a river
<Exiled> ah
<OverlordBill> "THE TOWN IS FLOODING BUT I'M TYPING AT THE COMPUTER NONCHALANTLY. HEY LOOK. A DEAD BODY. GUESS I'LL POKE IT."

<Fitzish> Oh well, gotta be on me tod
<Fitzish> Later all
*** Signoff: Fitzish (Quit: )
<OverlordBill> Tod?
<OverlordBill> Is Fitz gay?

<OverlordBill> I kicked my dad in the head and made him go all catatonic and shit.
<Jeramyu> Bill, somewhere out there, someone is looking up to you like an idol
(I now know that someone is Teenr0cker)

<WarV> overlordbill what level are you?
<OverlordBill> I am a level 9000000 necromancer. Whenever I pee dead seals rise out of the ocean.

<Trihan> Wow, you can put the channel on +m. I am truly in awe of the sheer size and power of your wang.
<Trihan> How about we don't instead, Bill?
<Jeramyu> Sheesh, someone's pissy today.
<Trihan> It's called sarcasm, dude. Razz
<Trihan> And this coming from the guy who just told me not to talk any more. XD
<Jeramyu> You were frightening me. I was scared, and wanted to hide.
<OverlordBill> Going through that time of the month ladies?
<Trihan> That's just you, Bill.
<OverlordBill> Oh right.
<Trihan> Speaking of which.
<OverlordBill> Oooh! Time to change my tampon.
* Trihan hands Bill a fresh tamfuckyou
<Jeramyu> The machine in the bathroom is out
<OverlordBill> Ho noes!
<OverlordBill> What will I do?!
<OverlordBill> Guess I better get pregnant. But who to do it with? Thats an excellent question my dear boy!
<OverlordBill> And now for the low low price of 73.99 you can buy my book, So your a whore. Who do you do first? and find out all you need to know about whoring!
* Trihan volunteers.
<Jeramyu> Did War write the book title or something?
<Jeramyu> No, there's a question mark at the end...
<OverlordBill> No. He wrote chapter 12. Cleaning up After.

<OverlordBill> Exiled!
<OverlordBill> How would you like to be the recipient of a brutal stabbing?!
<Exiled> thats me
<Exiled> thats alright...
<Exiled> im not feeling too well already
<JerAWAY> What are the symptoms?
<OverlordBill> Number 1) Extra orifices. Number 2) Large loss of blood.

<WarV> which is heavier 100 atoms of Lead or 100 atoms of Feathers
<OverlordBill> Feathers aren't an element...

(@Jeramyu) Guess who's naked again!?
(OverlordBill) Me!
(@Jeramyu) Sure, but I am too!
(OverlordBill) Woo!!! Lets do the naked dance!
(@Jeramyu) Yay!
• @Jeramyu does the naked dance
(@Jeramyu) Oh crap, I'm leaking anal fluid!
(OverlordBill) Just say its pudding.
(@Jeramyu) Transparent... liquidy... pudding. Ok.

<Bakazuki> How am I going to learn about the wonders of sex by just looking at pictures of people doing it?
<OverlordBill> You have a hand.
<OverlordBill> http://www.jackinworld.com/
<OverlordBill> Use a simulated vagina.
<Glenn> wow...lesson learned
<Glenn> NEVER leave mIRC on
<Glenn> ever
<Glenn> I am so freakin lucky
* Glenn has quit IRC (Quit: wow)
<Bakazuki> ^_^'
<Bakazuki> Think he got in trouble?
(Did you?)

It's not that I favor quotes with me in them more than others, it's just that the other quotes weren't as funny.

So as I've realized that War was the muse for my comedy and I seek him out again, the rest of you can get back to posting quotes!

[EmperorJeramyu]

Sum stuff...

[23:25] <OverlordBill> PORTER, READ THIS. LOL
[23:25] <OverlordBill> [15:43] <Jeramyu> Proter
[23:25] <OverlordBill> [15:43] <Porter> yeah
[23:25] <OverlordBill> [15:43] <Jeramyu> How long is the #theway game so far?
[23:25] <OverlordBill> [15:43] <Porter> like 20 minutes of gametime
[23:25] <OverlordBill> [15:43] <Porter> 20 more and it'll be episode one
[23:25] <OverlordBill> THAT WAS IN APRIL<font size="3"> </font>
[23:26] <OverlordBill> Twenty minutes. HAH!
[23:26] <Greatchickenman> lol
[23:26] <Jeramyu> yeah
[23:26] <Jeramyu> more like 5
[23:26] <Impossible`> Bullshit.
[23:26] <Jeramyu> 15 at max if you're blind
[23:26] <Impossible`> I give it 10 for a blind person, maybe.

[00:18] <Inderos> Who is Bakazuki?
[00:18] <Glenn> Otaku No Anime
[00:18] <Bakazuki> Otaku No Anime.
[00:18] <Jeramyu> Jesus 2.
[00:18] <Impossible`> He's YOUR MOM!
[00:18] <Jeramyu> Ok.
[00:18] <Jeramyu> Otaku No Anime.
[00:18] <Impossible`> ...Otaku no Anime.

[00:22] <Jeramyu> Inderos I've seen your pict... OH MY GOD!!! KILL IT!!!

[00:22] <Porter> Glenn
[00:22] <Porter> will you have sex with me?

[00:30] <Jeramyu> So Inderos, word is out on the street that you're big a Catholic.
[00:30] <Bakazuki> I'm used to it.
[00:30] <Porter> Baka, I love you.
[00:30] <Jeramyu> big...a?
[00:30] <Jeramyu> what the fucl?
[00:30] <Jeramyu> fucl?
[00:30] <Jeramyu> FIUC!
[00:30] <Bakazuki> ...
[00:30] <Jeramyu> DAMMIT!!!!!!

[00:39] <Inderos> Ever seen the movie Snatch?
[00:40] <Porter> i've seen your mom's snatch
[00:40] <iamtheverb> HA

[11:16] <Exiled> times like this... I wish I were baptist
[11:16] <Jeramyu> times like this... I wish my parents were in suspended animation or something.

[Glenn47]

<WarV> why did we move servers again?
<HelpFilehan> Because you all suck and I don't.
<WarV> -_-
<WarV> shut up
<HelpFilehan>

Can't forget War.

<Glenn> when you're a kid and you wanna go weeeeee, but you aint god drugs yet, you gotta hang on for your life.
<HelpFilehan> That song is brilliant.
<Glenn> lol, you know it?
<HelpFilehan> Natch.
<Glenn> Gonads and Strife
<HelpFilehan> Gonads and strife should be mutually exclusive.
<Glenn> and by that you mean?
<piKnic> lol
<HelpFilehan> Well I don't want strife anywhere near my gonads.
<piKnic> no strife in the gonads
<Glenn> haha
<Glenn> I suppose not

<Excell> what the hell is happening?
<Glenn> we're just shooting the breeze
<Glenn> in the leg
<Glenn> and groin

<Glenn> What belief did Ghandi start again?
<ReaperAle> Passive resistance. He didn't start a belief.
<Teenr0cker> Hinduism
<Teenr0cker> iono
<Glenn> ah
<ReaperAle> Hinduism was around already.
<Glenn> Pacifism!
<Glenn> Did some guy named like "Pafacia" start pacifism?
<Glenn> cuz those terms usually have people's names that are changed a bit
<ReaperAle> To answer your question, no.
<Glenn> you sure it wasn't named after someone?
<ReaperAle> Yeah. It was probably a latin word.
<Glenn> ohh yeah..that works too
<ReaperAle> Pacifist is a variant of Passive's root word.
<Jeramyu> let
<Jeramyu> 's
<Glenn> Right...that makes sense
<Jeramyu> get retarded
<Jeramyu> in here

<DracoNSlayer> The LEAGUE of NATIONS
<DracoNSlayer> history's greatest mistake
<DracoNSlayer> what a truthtelling title
<Glenn> The WAR of 1812. history's most well-known name of a war that people don't know what happened in it.
<DracoNSlayer> well the americans started marching into canada
<DracoNSlayer> then the british fired some shots
<DracoNSlayer> and then the yanks said 'ah screw it' and started marching back
* Impossible` has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
<Glenn> I was mostly referring to 9th grade down
<Glenn> I knew what happened
<Glenn> but ask people to name famous wars other than the WW's, they will probably say The war of 1812
<DracoNSlayer> vietnam, korea
<Glenn> OKAY. They are asked to list as many as they can
<DracoNSlayer> war for independence comes to mind too
<DracoNSlayer> civil war
<Glenn> war for independance SOOO does not come to mind
<SageOfTheWise> does the Cold War count?
<DracoNSlayer> yeah i wont bother naming them
<DracoNSlayer> i wouldnt think so
<DracoNSlayer> since it wasnt a war as such
<DracoNSlayer> didnt involve fighting
<Glenn> it was more of "I hate you"
<Glenn> and "I hate you more?
<DracoNSlayer> it did start other wars though
<Glenn> err, more"
<SageOfTheWise> and a hockey game
<OverlordBill> Civil War.

<DracoNSlayer> i live in newcastle
<Porter> the fuck is that
<DracoNSlayer> this shitty town north of sydney
<DracoNSlayer> even though it has the biggest port in the world
(One for Impossible)


<Porter> looks like i'm going out tonight again
<Porter> hopefully drinking beer
<Glenn> with a lady-friend?
<OverlordBill> With the professor?
<Glenn> Both good guesses, wonder who is right.
<Glenn> or...he left
<Glenn> and we'll never know
<OverlordBill> Yeah. Who knows if he'll remember tomorrow.
<Glenn> probably not
<Glenn> Hey Bill, am I a whiney bastard?
<OverlordBill> So ReaperGal went to her lesbian party apparently.
<OverlordBill> You're whiney
<Glenn> Okay, phew.
<Glenn> Thought so. Just wanted to make sure.
<Glenn> yeah, what is with reaper? she's so lesbian
<Glenn> and I think she could be compared to that episode of Code Name: Kids next door of that girl who wants to make the entire earth filled with nothing but girls.
<Glenn> know what I mean?
<OverlordBill> Did you see the one with the spinoff of the matrix?
<OverlordBill> That was so stupid.
<Glenn> Nah, but I heard you mention that it was on
<OverlordBill> And her lesbian roommates are on her MSN account.
<Glenn> She has lesbian roommates on msn?
<Glenn> and I DON'T HAVE HER MSN??
<Glenn> are they omg teh hawt?
* Glenn is now known as GlennAway
<GlennAway> I'm gonna go shower
* Porter is now known as PorterGONE
<OverlordBill> I think I know what he's doing in the shower.
<PorterGONE> yeah
<PorterGONE> playing with little mcdonalds toys
<OverlordBill> Aren't you supposed to be gone?
<PorterGONE> i'm getting picked up
<OverlordBill> Leave me to my iron fisted regime of IRC domination.
(no offense Reaper )

I'll let someone else quote now.

[Impossible]

<Trihan> Wow, you can put the channel on +m. I am truly in awe of the sheer size and power of your wang.
<Trihan> How about we don't instead, Bill?
<Jeramyu> Sheesh, someone's pissy today.
<Trihan> It's called sarcasm, dude. Razz
<Trihan> And this coming from the guy who just told me not to talk any more. XD
<Jeramyu> You were frightening me. I was scared, and wanted to hide.
<OverlordBill> Going through that time of the month ladies?
<Trihan> That's just you, Bill.
<OverlordBill> Oh right.
<Trihan> Speaking of which.
<OverlordBill> Oooh! Time to change my tampon.
* Trihan hands Bill a fresh tamfuckyou
<Jeramyu> The machine in the bathroom is out
<OverlordBill> Ho noes!
<OverlordBill> What will I do?!
<OverlordBill> Guess I better get pregnant. But who to do it with? Thats an excellent question my dear boy!
<OverlordBill> And now for the low low price of 73.99 you can buy my book, So your a whore. Who do you do first? and find out all you need to know about whoring!
* Trihan volunteers.
<Jeramyu> Did War write the book title or something?
<Jeramyu> No, there's a question mark at the end...
<OverlordBill> No. He wrote chapter 12. Cleaning up After.

That's SO AWESOME.
Also, I got quoted. Yay.

I have some short ones:

<sbf> I faggot
(Ah, SBF)

<TheWayhan> Uh, small bug, Lys.
<TheWayhan> ER, Lun.
<LunC> LYS!!!
<LunC> Have you been cheating on me Wayhan?
<TheWayhan> I get Lys and Lun mixed up all the time.
<TheWayhan> I'M SORRY LUN, IT WAS A MOMENT OF WEAKNESS.

<Impossible> My ass is more super than the combined asses of everyone else in this channel.
<Iteroth> Damn. Can't beat that.
<Impossible> But then, that's probably just because SBF's ass counts as a negative.
<Iteroth> Oooh. BURN.
(So yeah, why would we want War back when we could have SBF?)

<Exiled> Lun
<Exiled> I will suck your dick off for secrets to Ep6

<LunC> I like carrots and I think clean underwear is very important to success

<Jeramyu> Yeah, I remember freaking out at my computer and screaming.
<Jeramyu> Looking down at the "active users" box, and seeing War's name in green.
(best one)

What ever happened to Fitz, anyway?

[Glenn47]

<Teenr0cker> I ate some cheese
<Porter> i love you r0cker
<Takarious> Hey teen
<Glenn> White trash...
<Takarious> Wow got quiet all of a sudden T.T
<Porter> he eats cheese
<Porter> i love it
<Takarious> Would you love me if I took a bath in canned cheese?<OverlordBill> Not even your mother loves you Taka.
<Glenn> OH HO HO!
<Glenn> BURRRRRN
<Glenn> SSSSSSSNAP!
<Takarious> Heh
<Glenn> fade into it!
<Takarious> My mom's dead
<Glenn> ssssssSSSSSSSNA.....
<Takarious> She's been dead for over 6 years
<Glenn> *cough*
<Takarious> So of course she's incapable of love
<Teenr0cker> heh...glenn...My dog was stretching on me and got lazy and decided to lay down right there
<OverlordBill> Damn you and your entropy.

I just HAD to add that one.

[Telephalsion]

we need war back, he made the channel funny, by forcing us to compete over who could outsmart him the most.

[Teenr0cker]

<iamtheverb> hi
<Porter> hi verb
<Takarious> oOoOo
<Exiled> m0le
<Takarious> alright
<iamtheverb> I don't think I'll watch the Volker Schlöndorff movie tonight
<Porter> NO??!?!?!
<Porter> you've been drinking verb
<iamtheverb> have I?
<iamtheverb> are you saying I should watch the Volker Schlöndorff movie tonight?
<Porter> yes
<Porter> either would be good
<iamtheverb> you bastard


I saw this last night.

[OverlordBill]

(17:58:54) Fitz: why am I here?
(17:59:25) OverlordBill: " I WOULD have been first on the list, because SEE? I posted as the guest known as LincolnChip. There fore, I WOULD have been FIRST on the list if I had signed up. Therefore, I own you kids." <-- Forum history is so awesome.
(17:59:31) OverlordBill: You're here because we love you Fitz.
(17:59:53) OverlordBill: And we've got to educate the newer members in forum history.
(18:00:01) Fitz: Tell me a convincing lie and I may believe you
(18:00:05) OverlordBill: So start talking to ReaperGal about what you did with Tele and all that inventing crap.
(18:00:19) OverlordBill: And go on about the Great Struggle.
(18:00:25) Fitz: can't she just read that old forum topic?
(18:00:26) OverlordBill: That we need to remember.
(18:00:40) OverlordBill: No. I've been searching through forum topics for half an hour.
(18:00:45) OverlordBill: And that's not clear.
(18:00:49) OverlordBill: Half of it happened in here.
(18:01:00) Fitz: Yeah well... phooey
(18:01:59) OverlordBill: Start talking, or you get your Christmas gift early.
(18:02:41) Fitz: But I like knives in the back!
(18:02:50) Fitz: No wait... I DON'T like knives in the back... whoops!
(18:03:08) Fitz: Anywho, it started back in 62
(18:03:16) Fitz: or was it 04
(18:03:20) OverlordBill: 04.
(18:04:16) Fitz: anyway the great god-like Fitz had formed what you might call a "Friendship" with some guy called Telephalsion
(18:04:51) OverlordBill: Yeah.
(18:05:02) OverlordBill: Telephalsion's here a lot again.
(18:05:21) Fitz: And we began a small bussiness based on making peoples names into insulting and funny... well... names
(18:06:24) Fitz: Instantly it was a hit... so me and Tele sought bigger and better... and we began Fitz and Tele inc. or FAT
(18:07:12) OverlordBill: (FATi = fatty)
(18:07:51) Fitz: Well then, we were coming up with ingenious ideas and we were coming closer and closer to getting to... um../ even more brilliance
(18:08:24) Fitz: then some stuff happened, I accidentily invested in Time Share and we lost the bussiness.... then some more stuff happened
(18:08:26) OverlordBill: I think I'll compile a history of first hand sources.
(18:09:04) Fitz: Anyway, the moral of the story is don't muddle Stop-Drop and Roll for fires with Stop-Look and Listen for crossing roads
(18:09:25) OverlordBill: Excellent Fitz.
(18:09:36) OverlordBill: Go back to whatever the hell you've been doing for months.
(18:10:06) Fitz: Looking at porn? You don't have to tell me twice!
(18:10:19) OverlordBill: Yeah. Go get back on Tod.
(18:10:37) Fitz: He left me for a younger woman
(18:10:39) Fitz: I mean man
(18:10:52) Fitz: I mean she
(18:11:04) OverlordBill: Sure...
(18:11:12) Fitz: ... bugger
(18:12:11) OverlordBill: Bye then HomoFitz.
(18:12:22) Fitz: Nono.
(18:12:35) Fitz: Now you got me here, you're stuck with me until you kick me.
(18:13:02) OverlordBill: Porter says I shouldn't kick people, so I guess you're stuck here forever.
(18:13:15) Fitz: Aww shucks... that blew up in my face

Stuff deleted for clarity. I think I should compose a history.

[Glenn47]

Introducing Reaper:

<Glenn> my name is Jon, and even though everyone knows it, they stick with Glenn
<OverlordBill> HAHA! JON?!
<OverlordBill> HA!
<OverlordBill> HAHA!
<OverlordBill> HOHOHO IN FACT AND FIGURE!

<Glenn> and Porter likes to drink, and he likes having sex, and he gets a lot of ladies
<Roman> well, give credit where credit is due..
<ReaperAle> Porter and I will probably get along well.
<Impossible`> How do we know Porter gets any girls?
<Glenn> Because he told me so...

<Glenn> that's pretty much everyone that comes on here...
<Impossible`> Exiled.
<Impossible`> The infamous idler.
<Glenn> Right, Exiled is here
<Glenn> but never here

<Impossible`> Jeramyu?
<Glenn> Jeramyu is cool
<ReaperAle> I was told he's cool.
<Glenn> that's all I said really
<Glenn> hard to describe him
<OverlordBill> Germs is a sex object. Just confuse him and get him to ban whoever you don't like.
<OverlordBill> It's what I do.

Sometime before all that:

Session Start: Fri Dec 10 20:07:45 2004
Session Ident: #theway
* Now talking in #theway
* Topic is '4#Theway, Welcome to all. 14«15«»14» 9Song of the Week: 7Sonata Artica - Abandoned, Pleased, Brainwashed, Exploited 14«15«»14» 10Todays Topic is: 11 Find a Power Soruce for a computer 14«15«»14» 3Quote of the Day: 2 " MMPHULPHATZ!!!" - OverlordBill 4'
* Set by WarV on Thu Dec 09 20:28:29

<Glenn> oops
<OverlordBill> I seriously need a script for that.
<Glenn> why?
<OverlordBill> <OverlordBill> NO ONE LEAVES 01#theway!
<Glenn> lol
<Glenn> Starring OverlordBill in an OverlordBill production, this is "NO ONE LEAVES #theway!" the Trilogy.
<SageOfTheWise> did god say that one too?
<OverlordBill> No you presumptuous bastard.
<Glenn> I want a trilogy based on my life.
<Glenn> but nobody would watch the third.
<Glenn> in fact, nobody would watch the first.
<Glenn> except my girlfriend
<Glenn> it'd be like home videos. Nobody watches them, but the ones close to you will.
<Glenn> Even if they hate it.
<Glenn> You think that's a good idea, Bill?
<SageOfTheWise> home movies aren't bad, its side shows that are evil
<Glenn> do you mean slide shows?
<Glenn> cuz yes, then I'd agree
<Glenn> side shows are where you make fun of freaks.
<OverlordBill> Yes.
<Glenn> I like side shows
<Glenn> they raise my self esteem.
<Glenn> and I already have oobles of self esteem
<Glenn> HAH! oobles.
<SageOfTheWise> if you had oobles of self esteem you probably ouldn't be here
<OverlordBill> Oobles.
<OverlordBill> Heh.
<OverlordBill> Oobles.
<Glenn> I KNOW! Oobles!!
<Glenn> Isn't that fucking awesome?
<SageOfTheWise> looks like you found i new word to play with
<Glenn> I'll pet it and raise it as if it were my own.
<Glenn> And yes, I pet my own.
<Glenn> that's a good oobles, yesssu are! Yessu are!!
<Glenn> That's gonna be my msn name from now on
<Glenn> for like, the next 3 years.
<SageOfTheWise> we have just witnessed history in the making here
<Glenn> yeah, I'll try to stick by that claim, but I'll get bored eventually, just you wait.
<SageOfTheWise> im sure bill will pounce on that name as soon as your done with it
<Glenn> That's going into word associating like right now. I don't care what the previous word is.
* OverlordBill scrouches.
* Glenn is now known as Oobles
<Oobles> yay
<Oobles> you can scrouch for 3 years
<Oobles> there, it's in the word association
* Oobles is now known as Glenn

[OverlordBill]

(00:34:21) Impossible` [~impossi@ZiRC-6AB24093.vic.netspace.net.au] entered the room.
(00:34:24) Teenr0cker: true
(00:34:34) Teenr0cker: http://www.hugeboobs.com
(00:34:38) Impossible`: I AM VERY TRUE.
(00:34:44) Glenn: No, I wasn't actually going to give out porn Impossible.
(00:34:47) Impossible`: http://www.teenr0ckersboobs.com
(00:36:19) Teenr0cker: it wasnt working
(00:36:22) Teenr0cker: you suck
(00:39:29) Impossible`: Oh, it must be down.
(00:39:39) Impossible`: That site gets like a million hits a day, it runs out of bandwith all the time.
(00:41:09) mode (+b *!*@ZiRC-6AB24093.vic.netspace.net.au) by OverlordBill
(00:41:51) Impossible` left the room (Kicked by OverlordBill (On behalf of the great and powerful, Wizard of Oz!)).

Yay for IRC.

[Impossible]

Post what happened before that, you fool, that was the part that was actually funny. >_>

[Strayed Wanderer]

<Strayed> ...

See, I'm important too.

[Excell]

I'm surprised nobody has my anal raping quotes. Haha.

[War]

Indeed.

[Impossible]

Scary...