Revival of the IRC Quotes

[EmperorJeramyu]

And now here's Jeramyu, with a special phallic edition of #theway quotes!

<Jeramyu> some chick could shape her clit into a penis-like thingy, and she fucked her teacher.
<Jeramyu> Yeah
<Jeramyu> I know.
<OverlordBill> Stop using kazaa.

<Porter> i say, put your penis in any vagina you'd like

<OverlordBill> Make them say, my penis is fluffy.

<Telephalsion> you americans have so very biig penises
<Telephalsion> very huge gargantuan penises
<Telephalsion> japaneese penises are very small


<Jeramyu> <Strayed> what would jera do while casting a spell... besides stroking his penis
<Jeramyu> I'm somewhat dissapointed that isn't the actual animation

<Jeramyu> my penis is leaking again

<Sarcasm> Did you ever wondered why all dragons seem to lack a penis....

<Sodajerk> I have a big penis; with which I wrestle bears.


<Jeramyu> http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/ ... s-7581.jpg
<Strayed> ...
<Porter> lol
<Strayed> no way I'm clicking on image/large/penis

<Strayed> Sure, he has an eye on his chest, but I doubt he has a penis.
<Jeramyu> It'd be funny if he had a penis coming out of his chest

<Jeramyu> LMAO
<Jeramyu> <Jeramyu> Boner bake!
<Jeramyu> <Jeramyu> Penis parch, fire hose flare!
<Jeramyu> I have no clue why the shit that was said AT ALL.

<Jeramyu> And remember, when you grab the severed penis of Napoleon, all the doors in the temple will lock, and the temple guards will vanish

<Jeramyu> <Jeramyu> Well, we talk about our penises much, much more than we talk about The Way in here.
<Jeramyu> GOD IS THAT TRUE.

<Strayed> I could tell you things that would make your penis cry.
<Strayed> hell, I could probably make Jera's penis cry.

[Referring to Porter's #theway "game"]
<Strayed> dude... a picture done in paint of a penis using the circle and square tools only would be more awesome than his last game.
<Strayed> ... I think I'm gonna go do that.

<Strayed> ever had a night where your penis just sticks to everything?

<Jeramyu> haha
<Jeramyu> I have the best quote ever when given no context
<Jeramyu> * Maximos grips his sword, and hesitates
<Jeramyu> <Strayed> You might as well tie a little purple ribbon to your penis and dance naked in the town square.

<Jeramyu> ????
<Jeramyu> <inari-chan> Strayed's penis wiggles at the thought of liver crush of heartness, Jera.

<Jeramyu> <Teenr0cker> I've learned many things (unwillingly) about you and your penis over time strayed
<Jeramyu> haven't we all
<Strayed> Yup.

[EmperorJeramyu]

I'm probably the only one who remembers at one time, Bill created a Google group for The Way. I dug it up out of boredom, and I found a few IRC quotes not featured here.

[22:01] <JerBUSY> Well, look on the bright side, you won 1 game! That's
1 game you... didn't... lose.

[11:35] * Fitz2 has joined #theway
[11:38] <Jeramyu> Fitz2? Since when did the sequel come out?
[11:39] <Porter> fitz 2?!?!?!?!
[11:40] <Porter> already?!?!?!
[11:40] * Fitz2 has quit IRC (Ping timeout )
[11:40] <Porter> i need front row seats
[11:40] <Porter> aww
[11:40] <Porter> its over
[11:48] <Jeramyu> darn
[11:51] <OverlordBill> I caught it on video!
[11:51] <OverlordBill> Get the popcorn, its illegal movie night!
[11:51] <Jeramyu> sweet!
[11:57] <Porter> yay!

[19:10] <OverlordBill> Well, I was cleaning out her computer because it
was really getting to be shitty, and in the Recent Documents folder I
find 696969.jpg. It links to this folder where theres this hairy fat
guy dripping candle wax on some really ugly girl who's all up in the
bondage clothes.
[19:12] <OverlordBill> So I keep going through the computer, cleaning
out this and that and I look at the harddrive specs and theres supposed
to be 30 some gigs. C: drive is only 25 gigs.
[19:12] <Teenr0cker> duh duh duuuuuh!
[19:12] <OverlordBill> I'd been getting into hidden files and drives
myself recently, and typed B: into the address bar.
[19:12] <OverlordBill> Up comes a warehouse full of bondage.
[19:17] <Teenr0cker> dont look in her favorites or her history either
[19:17] <Porter> lol
[19:17] <Porter> http://www.whippedtortured.com
[19:17] <Porter> dont click that
[19:17] <OverlordBill> I haven't gone to many family gatherings since.
[19:17] <Porter> it might actually be a site
[19:17] <Jeramyu> It's not.
[19:18] <Jeramyu> =P
[19:18] <OverlordBill> Oh for the love of god Jeramyu. Why the hell
would you click something like that?
[19:19] <Teenr0cker> yeah....
[19:19] <Teenr0cker> everyone has that one odd fetish. Jeramyu has all
of them.
[19:19] <Porter> jeramyu is the man who takes the bold step
[19:19] <Porter> lol
[19:20] <Teenr0cker> Blazing new pornographic trails...

[Strayed Wanderer]

You're gotta give Bill some credit. When he leaves, he leaves. No one else here has mastered that skill.

[Teenr0cker]

You're gotta give Bill some credit. When he leaves, he leaves. No one else here has mastered that skill.

I believe I found him once. He was still bill...Obsessed with shenanigans and muffins... He merely found a new audience.

[Aegis]

Where is the IRC channel, currently? I knew once but I forgot.

I do remember that Porter drama'd the Esper.net one out of existence.

[EmperorJeramyu]

Where is the IRC channel, currently? I knew once but I forgot.

I do remember that Porter drama'd the Esper.net one out of existence.

That's the one we're on right now. For as much as you idle in the #digitalaeon channel, you could idle in ours too.

[Porter]

What is this about me dramaing the channel I started into non-existance? The channel I started is still in existance 4+ years after I started it.

Aegis, you better bow down and ask permission before you open your trap.

[EmperorJeramyu]

It goes like this:

Dynastynet: Half of our regulars decided to go fuck around and disturb the hell out of other channels (boathouse!!11!1)/piss off the sever admins. So they all get banned and #theway gets locked.

Striked: We were here for like, 1 day.

ZIRC: Some sever admin made some global message about how his friend had passed away, and Porter (out of sheer cock-i-tude) PMed that admin asking him who cared. So he got banned and since we still love him we went to the new channel he made on Espernet.

Espernet: You are here. Porter goes on extended leave and hands channel owner rights to me.

There you go.

[Occurrence of Something]

ZIRC: Some sever admin made some global message about how his friend had passed away, and Porter (out of sheer cock-i-tude) PMed that admin asking him who cared.

His exact words were "good riddence".

[23:41] Porter: OMG
[23:41] Porter: LMAO
[23:41] Porter: -prince- [Global Notice] This message is for a beloved friend of mine, who died on December 16th 2005 while driving his car, crashing into a telephone pole. I was informed tonight, he leaves behind a wife and two children and will be greatly missed by myself, friends and family. He loved nothing more than his family and motorcycle, and poker...and I hope with all my heart he finds them all... R.I.P Brian Keith White
[23:41] Porter: i messaged him back: Good riddence
[23:41] *** Porter has signed off IRC (User has been banned from ZiRC (Autokilled: That was very unkind of yourself. [usercom@zirc.org])).

[Impossible]

I miss #boathouse so much.

Welcome to BoatService's Help channel. Please ask your question, but do not idle or engage in idle chatter.

One for old time's sake:

<Porter> i'd like a boat
<Porter> uhm
<Serenity> <ClubCX@DALnet> Hello Impossible what can we help you with?
<Porter> this is where i get a boat right?
<Serenity> <Becky24@SorceryNet> You should visit our website at http://www.botservice.net, Porter , then... read our policy page, and if you agree to it, please fill out an application
<Porter> then i get a boat?
* GlennAway has joined #BotHouse
<Porter> hello?
<Serenity> <ClubCX@DALnet> Impossible, do you need any help?
<Porter> i came here to get a boat
* GlennAway is now known as GLenn
* GLenn is now known as Glenn
* Koren has joined #BotHouse
<Porter> hello?
<Porter> boathouse?
<Porter> uhm
<Serenity> <ClubCX@DALnet> hello Koren, how can we help you?
<Porter> i'd like a boat
<Porter> excuse me becky
<Porter> hello?
* Serenity sets mode: +b *!*Porter@*.227.173.stp.wi.charter.com
* Serenity sets mode: +b *!*~impossi@*.netspace.net.au
* Porter was kicked by Serenity ((1 hour) The BoatHouse is OverThere....)
<Glenn> I would like a boat as well please
* You were kicked by Serenity ((2 minutes) This is not an idle channel)
* Attempting to rejoin channel #bothouse

Wait, why did I get banned? That's not fair. Anyway, it turns out I'm not banned anymore:

<Impossible> Uh, hi.
<Impossible> I'd like to buy a boat.
<Impossible> Uh.
<Impossible> This is where I get a boat, right?
<Impossible> Hello?
<Impossible> This is #boathouse isn't it? Is anyone here?
<Impossible> Excuse me, I'd like a boat.
<Impossible> This isn't very good service.
<Impossible> I'm looking for a boat. Is anyone here?
<Impossible> CAN I PLEASE BUY A BOAT?

They used to be much faster.

[Porter]

That's not drama, that was flat out adventure.

Drama was the bullshit when War was an operator.

[Sage Of The Wise]

ZIRC: Some sever admin made some global message about how his friend had passed away, and Porter (out of sheer cock-i-tude) PMed that admin asking him who cared. So he got banned and since we still love him we went to the new channel he made on Espernet.

That and all of us got banned soon after for playing a game of 'Where's Waldo?' across the entire server. I wonder if I still have those logs...

[iamtheverb]

sever admins.

SEVER ADMINS

[EmperorJeramyu]

sever admins.

SEVER ADMINS

Wow... it's like I'm trying to figure out what a sever admin is, but at the same time I know I'll never know for sure...

[Porter]

Where's Waldo may have been the greatest moment of all mIRC history

Although getting killed for saying good riddence is outrageous.