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Postby Sage Of The Wise » Tue Jul 25, 2006 11:19 pm

Half way into reading that I was sure the post would end with the name of the new server #TheWay was located on.
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Postby Strayed Wanderer » Tue Jul 25, 2006 11:19 pm

Teenr0cker wrote:I thought "hey, this kinda reminds me of when porter was banned...Would the community jump servers for me?"


I think you know the answer to that.
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Postby dyyhpys » Wed Jul 26, 2006 12:09 am

How do I get IRC? I thought there was something on the forums somewhere but I can't find it
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Postby War » Wed Jul 26, 2006 12:58 am

Go to Chat on the main page.
<WarV> You know what this place needs?
<Strayed> hookers?
<@Jeramyu> boobs?
<WarV> How about hookers WITH boobs!
<Strayed> I don't like fat guys.
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Postby Telephalsion » Wed Jul 26, 2006 6:25 pm

Um, keep brawls inside the channel, don't get us banned from another network now, we're running out of freeports.
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Any type of female.
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Postby Teenr0cker » Wed Jul 26, 2006 11:41 pm

Yeah, I know Tele...*List of reasons why war is dumb for not just changing his password in the first place instead of bitching to the ops goes here*
Sage Of The Wise wrote:This sounds like the beginning of a sitcom. Think about it: "Coming this fall to Fox, Ralphie and the Hooker".
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Postby Telephalsion » Thu Jul 27, 2006 4:53 am

I hope warv understands too, I mean, look at it this way:

We have a marksman, great at hitting targets, like these cool looking multiple circle target boards:
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Who could blame him for shooting at someting that just begs to be shot deadeye, like this:

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Greatchickenman wrote:I'm up for any type of female at least once.


Any type of female.
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Postby Teenr0cker » Thu Jul 27, 2006 4:10 pm

Yes Tele, it was quite the Bulls-Eye.

However the cat would have neon arrows pointing towards it, it would be glowing, any clouds in the sky would mysteriously be shaped as arrows pointing at it, all compasses would point towards it instead of magnetic north, and there would be a huge sound system designed to be heard for thousands of miles around that would describe it in the deepest of detail and just how easy it would be to hit. Oh yes, I forgot to mention the bricks attached to each paw and the tail as well.
Sage Of The Wise wrote:This sounds like the beginning of a sitcom. Think about it: "Coming this fall to Fox, Ralphie and the Hooker".
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Postby Impossible » Sat Jul 29, 2006 3:36 am

WE GET IT, War is an idiot. WE ALREADY KNOW, you don't have to tell us.
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Postby Strayed Wanderer » Sat Jul 29, 2006 7:41 pm

Impossible wrote:WE GET IT, War is an idiot. WE ALREADY KNOW, you don't have to tell us.


It's Teen, you know he has to explain it in as many words as possible.
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Postby Teenr0cker » Sun Jul 30, 2006 4:29 pm

Sage Of The Wise wrote:This sounds like the beginning of a sitcom. Think about it: "Coming this fall to Fox, Ralphie and the Hooker".
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Postby Telephalsion » Sun Jul 30, 2006 4:51 pm

i was thinking of locking this, but it's irc coutes, so i guess I'll make an exception, if somoene posts a funny log.
Greatchickenman wrote:I'm up for any type of female at least once.


Any type of female.
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Postby EmperorJeramyu » Tue Aug 01, 2006 4:39 pm

[18:32] <Strayed> Lun should have demon wings and spiked knee caps.
[18:32] <Strayed> and a forked penis.
[18:33] <Jeramyu> that would be badass.
[18:33] <Telephalsion> A forked... penis?
[18:33] <Strayed> Anal and Vaginal at the same time.
[18:33] <Telephalsion> wouldn't, I dunno, multiple penii be better?
[18:33] <Ghoti> Or two girls at once3.
[18:34] <Strayed> they'd better be skinny...
[18:34] <Strayed> and his spiked knee caps might impale them.
[18:34] <Telephalsion> when you say forked
[18:34] <Strayed> he has a cool hat too.
[18:34] <Telephalsion> do you mean like ---E
[18:34] <Telephalsion> a trident?
[18:35] <Telephalsion> or fork
[18:35] * Mike has joined #theway
[18:35] <Strayed> Tele, stop dwelling on Lun's penis.
[18:35] * Mike has left #theway
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Postby Fitz Tayo » Tue Aug 01, 2006 6:14 pm

Hahahahah.
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Postby dyyhpys » Tue Aug 01, 2006 9:30 pm

[18:35] * Mike has left #theway


I wonder why?
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