Revival of the IRC Quotes

[War]

Because this topic needs bumped!

[20:50:11] <iamtheverb> yep
[20:50:22] <WarV> yep
[20:50:43] <Gurt> Mmhmm.
[20:52:30] <iamtheverb> such a great icebreaker
[21:04:34] <@Jeramyu> Know what else is a great icebreaker?
[21:04:36] <@Jeramyu> Fire.
[21:04:43] <@Jeramyu> ...Wat.
[21:04:50] <@Jeramyu> Aks!
[21:04:57] <Gurt> Chisels are too.
[21:04:58] <@Jeramyu> agh!
[21:05:09] <@Jeramyu> hlp!
[21:05:16] <@Jeramyu> Icn
[21:05:22] <Gurt> Something wrong?
[21:05:23] <@Jeramyu> nly
[21:05:28] <@Jeramyu> typ
[21:05:32] <@Jeramyu> thr
[21:05:36] <@Jeramyu> ltr
[21:05:37] <@Jeramyu> ata
[21:05:40] <@Jeramyu> tim
[21:05:52] <@Jeramyu> Hmmm...
[21:05:57] <@Jeramyu> Not sure how that evolved.
[21:06:38] <WarV> You need more evo points jera
[21:07:07] <@Jeramyu> guess sp
[21:07:13] <@Jeramyu> I need more spelling points too
[21:07:48] <@Jeramyu> I'll use them to evolve a larger "horn"
[21:07:52] <@Jeramyu> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA

[War]

This is what happens when Strayed becomes sane.

[01:35:41] <Strayed> SON OF A FUCKING BITCH!
[01:38:19] <@Jeramyu> yeah?
[01:39:16] Strayed stabs Jeramyu in the chest repeatedly.
[01:40:36] <Strayed> NOT HELPING.
[01:42:48] <Strayed> W UHJU {$TI
[01:42:49] <Strayed> +|P:}
[01:42:57] <Strayed> YOU HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT THIS IS DOING TO MY BRAIN
[01:43:14] <Strayed> IT'S LIKE TRYING TO LOOK BEHIND MY OWN HEAD WITHOUT A MIRROR.
[01:44:17] <@Jeramyu> you have awesome bouts of clever wordplay
[01:44:28] <@Jeramyu> like "It's like watching a car crash over and over."
[01:44:45] <Strayed> HOW IS THIS SUPPOSED TO HELP ME!?
[01:44:51] <Strayed> AND THANKS, I GUESS>
[01:44:53] <Strayed> >RG T$KP@#}!
[01:44:58] <Strayed> #@:| NOT GREATER THAN
[01:45:52] <WarV> Having problems with your game?
[01:49:03] <Strayed> I WILL KILL YOU!
[01:49:08] <Strayed> AND EVERY FUCKING PERSON WHO HAS EVER MET YOU!
[01:49:10] <Strayed> EXCEPT ME
[01:49:39] <WarV> Does that mean you will kill verby?
[01:50:04] <Strayed> <Strayed> I WILL KILL YOU!
[01:50:04] <Strayed> <Strayed> AND EVERY FUCKING PERSON WHO HAS EVER MET YOU!
[01:50:55] <WarV> What if I told you I met Lun, would you still kill me and every person who has ever met me?
[01:51:19] <Strayed> I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR YOU!
[01:54:37] <Strayed> CUT THE COATS IN FUCKING HALF!
[01:54:58] <Strayed> ONE WINGED BIRDS AND BLEEDING CATS!
[01:56:59] <Strayed> WHY!?
[01:57:08] <Strayed> WHY IS MY HEAD DOING THIS!

[Wellsy]

[23:03] <WarV> I toke a castle, but now everyone hates me
[23:03] <Wellsy> don't smoke so much
[23:04] <Jeramyu> how many bowls is a castle again?
[23:04] <Jeramyu> like 5?
[23:04] <Wellsy> depends on the number of turrets
[23:04] <Jeramyu> I can see where they're coming from, I had a friend who smoked that much in highschool and I started to hate him
[23:05] <Wellsy> you can definitely be annoyingly mellow
[23:05] <Wellsy> try to just toke a fort next time
[23:06] <Jeramyu> or an outpost
[23:06] <WarV> take a fort.
[23:06] <Wellsy> OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
[23:06] <Jeramyu> oh I get iiiiiit....
[23:07] <Wellsy> you still shouldn't smoke so much
[23:07] <Jeramyu> definitely not.
[23:07] <Wellsy> Mister T might get pissed
[23:07] <Jeramyu> and you don't want that

[EmperorJeramyu]

Warning: The following is Class S #theway material, you have been warned

This who conversation was disturbingly awesome, but there's a funnier kind of sub-quote when verb joins, made even better by the fact that I don't think he thought what I said actually had a context.

[22:12] <Jeramyu> Actually I did have another dream where I sought you out in New York.
[22:13] <Wellsy> it's a sign
[22:13] <Strayed> Did you get mugged?
[22:13] <Jeramyu> I got arrested.
[22:13] <Strayed> Also. How was the sex?
[22:13] <Jeramyu> Non-existant.
[22:13] <Strayed> That's silly.
[22:14] <Strayed> Time to try Lost Planet.
[22:14] <Jeramyu> I got arrested, and they drove me to your house in handcuffs and threw me through the front door. Then you came down and I was like "LAST TIME I TRY AND VISIT YOU, MOTHERFUCKER!"
[22:14] <Strayed> Yeah. Dreams never make sense.
[22:14] <Jeramyu> yup
[22:15] <Strayed> One day you'll make it in your dream.
[22:15] <Strayed> And then you'll feel uncomfortable everytime we chat.
[22:15] <Jeramyu> Make it to home plate.
[22:15] <Strayed> More uncomfortable I mean.
[22:15] <Wellsy> now i'm uncomfortable
[22:16] <Jeramyu> not like anything's taboo around here anyway.
[22:16] <Strayed> I dunno.
[22:16] <Strayed> We could think of something.
[22:16] <Jeramyu> hmmm
[22:17] <Wellsy> i'm not sure how much dickgirl conversation is encouraged
[22:18] <Strayed> When Ghoti is here, plenty.
[22:18] <Wellsy> hmm, i suppose it's not taboo, then, per se
[22:18] <Strayed> Love is taboo.
[22:18] <Strayed> Kinda.
[22:19] <Jeramyu> I've made peace with dickgirls.
[22:19] <Wellsy> how were the ceasefire negotiations on that one?
[22:19] <Strayed> Wet.
[22:19] <Strayed> and Hard.
[22:19] <Jeramyu> Yes.
[22:19] <Strayed> SNOW PIRATES!
[22:20] <Jeramyu> yeah
[22:20] <Wellsy> no, it's ok to talk about snow pirates as far as i'm concerned
[22:20] <Jeramyu> snow pirates were pretty common in Houghton
[22:20] <Strayed> Really?
[22:20] <Jeramyu> yeah
[22:20] <Strayed> How about gian tbugs?
[22:20] <Jeramyu> and I'm sure as I get older and more pathetic I'll make peace with anal sex too
[22:20] <Strayed> giant bugs*
[22:20] <Jeramyu> not giant bugs, afaik
[22:20] <Strayed> You haven't made peace with anal sex?
[22:21] <Jeramyu> not fully
[22:21] <Strayed> Are we talking male-male or male-female here?
[22:21] <Jeramyu> either, but I am most definitely not into male-male to begin with
[22:21] <Strayed> That is surprising.
[22:22] <Jeramyu> I'm not THAT gay.
[22:22] <Strayed> No, I meant the male-female.
[22:22] <Jeramyu> oh
[22:23] <Jeramyu> poopy dicks just aren't my thing
[22:23] <Strayed> You're not supposed to think about that.
[22:24] <Jeramyu> I can't help it, I always try to superimpose my wang as the active one.
[22:25] <Jeramyu> this conversation is officially awesome
[22:25] <Strayed> I just pretend to be the girl.
[22:25] <Strayed> I mean... uh...
[22:26] * iamtheverb has joined #theway
[22:26] <Jeramyu> so you stick your finger up your butt while masturbating or something?
[22:26] <Strayed> Nice placement.
[22:27] <Strayed> And poopy finger is no good.
[22:27] <Jeramyu> ...Right then and there, I decided I would attempt the best opening line ever.
[22:27] <Jeramyu> I agree.
[22:27] <Jeramyu> Neither is bloody asshole.
[22:28] <iamtheverb> I see what you did there
[22:28] <Jeramyu> touched myself?
[22:28] <Strayed> Owned.

[22:28] <Wellsy> i picked the wrong time to click back to this window
[22:28] <Strayed> HOLY GIANT BUGS>
[22:29] <Jeramyu> do the giant bugs scare you too?
[22:29] <Wellsy> i find them strangely comforting
[22:30] <Strayed> They breathe ice.
[22:30] <Strayed> and have fiery asses.
[22:30] <Strayed> Not joking either.
[22:30] <Jeramyu> afraid of zombies and giant bugs, no wonder you pretend to be a girl

Fun with statistics:
[21:51] <Strayed> Grade-A morons. Maybe even S. They're like the golden chocobos of morons.
[21:59] <Jeramyu> geekiness + 1
[21:59] <Strayed> I had sex with three girls last night.
[22:00] <Jeramyu> honesty - 20
[22:01] <Strayed> Damn. I thought for sure that would work.
[22:01] <Strayed> I have a small penis.
[22:02] <Jeramyu> dignity - 5
[22:02] <Strayed> I would nail your sweet ass so hard if we met.
[22:03] <Jeramyu> ...honesty + 3
[22:03] <Strayed> Oh come on.
[22:03] <Strayed> That was worth at least 5.
[22:03] <Jeramyu> bitchiness + 4
[22:03] <Strayed> and a +2 creepiness.
[22:03] <Strayed> Douch.
[22:03] <Strayed> douche*
[22:04] <Jeramyu> typos + 1
[22:04] <Strayed> You suck cock.
[22:04] <Jeramyu> biterness + 7
[22:05] <Strayed> I hate War.
[22:05] <Jeramyu> respectability + 1
[22:06] <Strayed> Your face.
[22:06] <DracoNSlayer> Originality -2.
[22:06] <Jeramyu> grrrrrrrrreatest in Korridai + 3
[22:06] <Strayed> Draco is a flaming tool.
[22:06] <Jeramyu> truth + 6
[22:08] <Strayed> I miss Wellsy.
[22:09] <Jeramyu> agreeable statements + 1
[22:09] <Strayed> I need something new to play.
[22:10] <Jeramyu> agreeable statements + 1

Random Earthbounding since it tis' the season.

[23:17] * OoS has joined #theway
[23:18] <Jeramyu> ...OoS...
[23:18] <Jeramyu> ...
[23:18] <OoS> ...
[23:18] <Jeramyu> Ooooooosssss...
[23:18] <OoS> Jeramyu...
[23:18] <Jeramyu> In other news, there's nothing quite like a good ball scratch.
[23:30] * OoS is acting a bit unusual.
[23:30] <OoS> ...Jera...
[23:30] <OoS> go b a c k
[23:30] <OoS> it hurts...it hurts...
[23:30] * Jeramyu prays 9 times
[23:30] <Jeramyu> oh wait
[23:30] <Jeramyu> there is no god
[23:30] * Jeramyu is screwed
[23:31] * OoS is now known as You
[23:31] * You cannot grasp the true form of OoS's attack!
[23:31] * You is now known as OoS
[23:31] * Jeramyu began to cry profusely
[23:31] * Jeramyu prays for help from his friends
[23:31] <Jeramyu> wait
[23:31] <Jeramyu> I have no friends
[23:31] * Jeramyu is still screwed
[23:32] <OoS> ...I'm h... a. p p y
[23:32] <OoS> Jera, Jera, Jera, Jera, Jera, Jera, Jera, Jera, Jera, Jera, Jera, Jera, Jera, Jera, Jera, Jera, Jera, Jera, Jera, Jera, Jera, Jera, Jera, Jera, Jera, Jera
[23:33] <Jeramyu> I guess I'd better eat some children and scoot up to bed.
[23:33] <OoS> Aww.
[23:33] * Jeramyu realizes the power of PSI LOLDONGS

[EmperorJeramyu]

[21:35] <Strayed> There is a person in my bio class with the e-mail "preggo no more
[21:36] <Jeramyu> What could it mean?
[21:38] <Strayed> Maybe she had ass cancer?
[21:38] <Jeramyu> I typed preggo into wikipedia and it redirected me to Pregnancy fetishism
[21:39] <Strayed> (For the record, you are kidding, right?)
[21:39] <Jeramyu> (No.)
[21:40] <Strayed> (You didn't understand that preggo refers to a pregnant person? Or you just typed it into wiki for the hell of it?)
[21:40] <Jeramyu> (Typed it in for the hell of it)
[21:40] <Strayed> (Good, you scared me for a second.
[21:40] <Strayed> )
[21:40] <Strayed> Okay, side bubbles aside.
[21:41] <Strayed> I wonder if the professor had to double take at that.
[21:41] <Jeramyu> Actually, when you first said that, I thought of Prego the spaghetti sauce.
[21:41] <Jeramyu> I was like "Why would anyone hate spaghetti sauce?"
[21:42] <Strayed> Great, now I'm thinking about that.
[21:42] <Strayed> I'm thinking about spaghetti porn.
[21:42] <Jeramyu> Spaghetti porn?
[21:42] <Strayed> Yes.
[21:42] <Strayed> It's like tentacle porn, but with spaghetti.
[21:42] <Jeramyu> Ah.
[21:42] <Jeramyu> ...Interesting.

[22:25] <Strayed> Flossing is a great way to cover your shirt in your own blood.
[22:42] <WarV> I think your doing it wrong.
[22:49] <Strayed> I think I know how to bleed.

[01:44] <Jeramyu> you missed it
[01:45] <OoS> I miss everything.
[01:52] <Jeramyu> You didn't miss me just masturbating.
[02:03] <OoS> oh dear

[22:34] <Strayed> You don't ask me?
[22:34] <Strayed> I'm hurt.,
[22:34] <Strayed> I thought we had a thing.
4[22:34] <Jeramyu> don't be a bitch about this, it's just an avatar!!!!!!
[22:34] <Strayed> But you said you loved me.
[22:35] <Jeramyu> I did?
[22:35] <Strayed> In my mind you did.
[22:35] <Jeramyu> Oh.
[22:35] <Jeramyu> Well could you mentally break up with me? I'm not ready for this kind of intangible commitment.
[22:36] <Strayed> I think we should see a therapist.
[22:36] <Jeramyu> An imaginary therapist?
[22:36] <Strayed> Is wellsy imaginary?
[22:37] <Jeramyu> Close enough.
[22:37] <WarV> I don't like your new avatar. Its crappy.
[22:37] <Jeramyu> I DIDN'T ASK YOU, FAG.
[22:37] <WarV> YOUR THE FAG......FAG!
[22:37] <Jeramyu> lol
[22:37] <Strayed> Jera, he's right.
[22:37] <Strayed> All that buttsex.
[22:38] <Jeramyu> You're the one who wants in my pants.
[22:38] <Jeramyu> And it's not like you've never had buttsex with OoS, shut up.
[22:39] <Strayed> Rape doesn't count.
[22:39] <Strayed> In either direction.
[22:40] <Jeramyu> That doesn't matter, you still want to touch my wiener.
[22:41] <Strayed> Ass.
[22:41] <Jeramyu> ALL YOU CARE ABOUT IS THE SEX!
[22:42] <Strayed> You knew who you were getting involved with!
[22:43] <Jeramyu> Because you promised me a long term relationship!
[22:44] <Strayed> Remember when we fast forwarded? I did propose.
[22:45] <Strayed> Although I'm sure you drugged me for it to happen.
[22:45] <Jeramyu> I thought we recorded over that with zesty potato skins?
[22:45] <Strayed> Oh shit, you're right.
[22:45] <Strayed> Well... Zesty Potato Skins are forever.
[22:45] <Strayed> That's long term.
[22:46] <Jeramyu> Okay, a lifetime of zesty potato skins I can deal with.
[22:46] <Jeramyu> I feel like we've made some real progress here.
[22:46] <Strayed> Really? I just feel hungry

Strayed and Jera present, the most overdone implied story in history:

[00:16] <Strayed> I don't know Verb. I'm lost.
[00:17] <Strayed> I need inspiration, perhaps you could tell me your life's story.
03[00:17] * WarV (kvirc@HW-ESR1-208-102-36-66.fuse.net) has joined #theway[00:18] <iamtheverb> I doubt it
[00:18] <Jeramyu> I'm all for it
[00:19] <Strayed> Come on.
[00:19] <Strayed> You owe me that Verb.
[00:19] <Strayed> You owe us all.
[00:19] <Strayed> Remember Tanzania?
[00:20] <Strayed> Because we do.
[00:20] <Strayed> So do the Tanzanians.
[00:21] <iamtheverb> are you sure you're not thinking of the tasmanians?
[00:22] <Strayed> Positive.
[00:23] <iamtheverb> hmm
[00:25] <Jeramyu> are you talking about the first time or the second time?
[00:27] <Strayed> Second time.
[00:27] <Jeramyu> Oh yeah.
[00:27] <Strayed> Verb wasn't with us the first time.
[00:27] <Jeramyu> Verb definitely owes us for that.
[00:27] <Jeramyu> Well the first time he just held the kiwis, doesn't really count.
[00:28] <Strayed> Oh shit, you're right. He was there.
[00:28] <Strayed> He owes me for that too actually.
[00:28] <Strayed> I bought the kiwis.
[00:28] <Strayed> He dropped them.
[00:29] <Jeramyu> Right. I remember the tribesmen and all that.
[00:29] <Jeramyu> But the second time... yeah... I don't think I've ever seen such a terrible misuse of yaks in my life.
[00:30] <Strayed> I have... no wait, those were bison.
[00:37] <Jeramyu> Porter and I were thinking of going back again.
[00:37] <Jeramyu> But this time, we'd bring more than enough shoehorns.
[00:39] <Strayed> I think that's unwise.
[00:40] <Strayed> The Tanzanians are out for blood. If they realize you worked with Verb, you're dead.
[00:41] <Jeramyu> We'll be renting clowns this time.
[00:41] <iamtheverb> I think you guys would probably do a better job of telling my life story than I would
[00:41] <Jeramyu> Dude.
[00:41] <Jeramyu> That is an excellent idea.
[00:42] <Jeramyu> I'll start working on verb's biography ASAP.
[00:46] <Strayed> Wait. No.
[00:46] <Strayed> He tricked you!
[00:48] <Jeramyu> Okay.
[00:48] <Jeramyu> But maybe he EXPECTS me to figure out it's a trap.
[00:49] <Strayed> Not a chance.
[00:50] <Jeramyu> That's what he WANTS us to believe.
[00:50] <Strayed> Pfff.
[00:50] <Jeramyu> That's what he WANTS you to say.
[00:51] <Jeramyu> Or maybe he WANTS me to think that's what he WANTS you to say.
[00:51] <Jeramyu> OH GOD I'M GOING CRITICAL
[00:51] <Strayed> Great. Another Zanzibar.
[00:51] * Strayed throws baking soda on Jeramyu.
[00:52] <Jeramyu> That had more to do with yams than verb, though.
[00:52] <Strayed> I love yams.
[00:53] <iamtheverb> me too
[00:53] <Strayed> We knew that.
[00:53] <Jeramyu> AHA!
[00:53] <Strayed> Zanzibar taught us that.
[00:53] <Strayed> Or rather, the day after.
[00:56] <Strayed> But what about the time Verb went down to Georgia, and was looking for a soul to steal?
[01:01] <Jeramyu> I remember he got into a guitar dual with some punk who rode away on a motorcycle with bat wings.
[01:02] <Strayed> I missed that. I was sick from eating those bad buffalo wings at that bar.
[01:02] <Jeramyu> ah yes, Atlantic City.
[01:03] <Strayed> That town has always been out for my soul.
[01:03] <Jeramyu> No kidding. That ferris wheel was almost the end of me.
[01:04] <Strayed> That was when the blackout happened, right?
[01:05] <Jeramyu> The blackout and the meteor strike.
[01:06] <Strayed> There was no meteor strike, that was the septic tank exploding.
[01:06] <Jeramyu> Oh right. All I remember was the big dent in Wellsy's car.
[01:06] <Jeramyu> And the shit smell.
[01:07] <Strayed> I forgot Wellsy came up with us for that.
[01:07] <Jeramyu> Well he was trapped in the bread store for most of it.
[01:10] <Strayed> Yeah, dented cars and flaming septic tanks tend to do that.
[01:17] <Jeramyu> All I can say is thank Zalbak for garden gnomes and catapults.
[01:17] <Strayed> and pillows.


Quoting yourself makes you cool.
[16:39] <Jeramyu> I'm a computer science major, not a set-up-electronics-shit major.

[19:29] <Porter> wakey wakey
[19:29] <Porter> i'm boredy
[19:58] <OoS> Boredy?
[20:02] <Porter> bor EDY
[20:02] <Porter>
[20:03] <OoS> separating it into two words and typing one of them in all caps doesn't make it make sense

[00:11] <Porter> i attack you with my +4 sword
[00:11] <Porter> have you played elder scrolls
[00:11] <Jeramyu> Are you kidding?
[00:12] <Jeramyu> Only a billion hours
[00:12] <Porter> jeramyu, i attack you with my +3 sarcasm
[00:12] <Porter> yeah i played it at a buddy's the other night for the first time
[00:12] <Porter> makes me want to buy an xbox
[00:25] <Jeramyu> porter
[00:25] <Jeramyu> I attack you with my +6 penis
[00:27] <Porter> i have a +7 tight asscrack that prevents penetration

Absolute CLASSIC Porter right here:

03[16:49] * Sarcasm (LAWLZGG@bzq-79-180-43-156.red.bezeqint.net) has joined #theway
[16:49] <Porter> oh boy
[16:49] <Sarcasm> Indeed
[16:50] <Sarcasm> Awaiting commands, sir.
[16:50] <Jeramyu> I don't have a xbox
[16:52] <Porter> rape him then
[16:52] <Strayed> Sarcasm is a catcher.
[16:54] <Sarcasm> I don't even know what that phrase refers to
[16:54] <Sarcasm> Porter: On it
[16:54] <Strayed> Hehehe.
[16:56] <Sarcasm> I am glad that my failure to grasp your intention in a language foreign to me amuses you
[16:56] <Porter> hahaha
[16:56] <Porter> sarcasm catches
[16:57] <Strayed> It's not a hard one to figure out.
[16:57] <Strayed> Context + Definition
[16:57] <Strayed> <Porter> rape him then
[16:57] <Strayed> <Strayed> Sarcasm is a catcher.
[16:57] <Strayed> What's a catcher do?
[16:57] <Sarcasm> Heh, depending on the community it could either be a reference to Baseball or to sex
[16:57] <Strayed> It's a pun.
[16:58] <Strayed> Well... no... it isn't a pun, is it?
[16:58] <Sarcasm> Seems I have forgotten what this community truly focuses upon, serves me right!
[16:58] <Strayed> Yup. Gay sex.
[16:59] <Sarcasm> I thought we were all lesbians trapped in male bodies?
[16:59] <Porter> you take cum in the asshole you faggot

I'll leave it at that for now.

[Burning_Flame]

Reading there almost make me want to download IRC on my laptop...actually I will.

[War]

[23:05:37] <@Jeramyu> lo9dl
[23:05:40] <@Jeramyu> s;h9it
[23:05:46] <@Jeramyu> im so drunk
[23:05:52] <@Jeramyu> holy shit
[23:06:00] <@Jeramyu> 'dude
[23:06:05] <@Jeramyu> llllllllllol
[23:06:13] <@Jeramyu> fuinnnnnnnnn
[23:06:26] <@Jeramyu> INtelllge0tbt cpmversoatopm
[23:06:58] <DracoNSlayer> Good to see you enjoying yourself.
[23:08:45] <@Jeramyu> A asdf
[23:08:53] <@Jeramyu> dfdude
[23:09:04] <@Jeramyu> the espace bar ossp jard pt hoty
[23:09:05] <WarV> Dude.
[23:09:09] <@Jeramyu> :OP
[23:09:25] <WarV> Eat raw meat!
[23:09:28] <DracoNSlayer> I can understand you. Don't worry about it.
[23:09:36] <@Jeramyu> warn your awrsome
[23:09:42] <@Jeramyu> RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
[23:09:45] <DracoNSlayer> Sam Neil commands it.
[23:09:56] <@Jeramyu> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[23:09:59] <@Jeramyu> caps lock
[23:10:16] <@Jeramyu> hm hmhjmhmhjmhmahg
[23:10:51] <WarV> Are you a little country... and DracoNSlayer is a little bit rock and roll.
[23:14:05] <@Jeramyu> main cahirs are awesm,oe\
[23:14:14] <@Jeramyu> 8AWESOMER
[23:40:24] <@Jeramyu> thje he;; os a b;acl late ,psss tpmog
[23:40:45] <@Jeramyu> shit
[23:40:53] <@Jeramyu> ues o tyt[ed spetjomg rogjt
[23:40:55] <@Jeramyu> wtf
[23:40:59] <@Jeramyu> dude
[23:41:01] <@Jeramyu> l;ol
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[01:09:09] <@Jeramyu> dyud i did it
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[01:10:04] <@Jeramyu> this shit if sucki9ng gay
[01:10:09] <@Jeramyu> lol 9
[01:10:14] <@Jeramyu> i don't get it
[01:10:18] <@Jeramyu> nit it's awesome
[01:11:16] <@Jeramyu> wdracon slayer
[01:11:20] <@Jeramyu> i respect you
[01:11:32] <@Jeramyu> warrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
[01:12:14] <DracoNSlayer> How drunk are you?
[01:12:29] <DracoNSlayer> I'm probably going to have to join you soon.
[01:12:44] <@Jeramyu> ion a scale of 10 to t10 im furnk
[01:12:48] <@Jeramyu> yes indeed
[01:12:51] <@Jeramyu> mna
[01:12:55] <DracoNSlayer> In terms of drunkenness, not location.
[01:12:58] <@Jeramyu> i just odnt care
[01:13:11] <@Jeramyu> amn if you were drubnk here that would be fucming PRIME
[01:13:11] <DracoNSlayer> That's the way to live.
[01:13:25] <@Jeramyu> we could be kike man fe fucking drunk
[01:13:28] <@Jeramyu> yeag
[01:13:31] <@Jeramyu> man
[01:13:34] <@Jeramyu> mnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
[01:13:56] <@Jeramyu> my roflcar goes vvvvvvmmmmmmmmmmmmnnnnnn ohj shit no typreos i must not rrrlytm be drunk wtf is with this shit
[01:14:06] <@Jeramyu> wtf is a roflcar
[01:14:09] <@Jeramyu> stupid
[01:14:12] <@Jeramyu> fuck that
[01:14:19] <@Jeramyu> formasdkgksdfgaklmmy eye
[01:14:24] <@Jeramyu> make
[01:14:27] <@Jeramyu> wtf
[01:14:32] <@Jeramyu> man i don't lmpw
[01:14:35] <@Jeramyu> oo.l
[01:14:39] <@Jeramyu> ohaah
[01:14:42] <@Jeramyu> dude
[01:15:25] <@Jeramyu> dude are you rigetesred on or forums
[01:15:31] <@Jeramyu> cause this shit is PRIME
[01:15:35] <@Jeramyu> for shit
[01:15:38] <@Jeramyu> and sjit
[01:15:40] <@Jeramyu> lol
[01:15:41] <@Jeramyu> dude
[01:15:49] <@Jeramyu> wooaah wowaaah owwwah
[01:15:51] <@Jeramyu> gray yo
[01:16:14] <@Jeramyu> dude i keep it keep t jee[ ot sexy
[01:16:19] <@Jeramyu> no
[01:16:21] <@Jeramyu> U
[01:16:23] <@Jeramyu> ,am
[01:16:30] <@Jeramyu> i don't evem fiucing lnow
[01:16:35] <@Jeramyu> im gryating
[01:16:38] <@Jeramyu> so what
[01:16:44] <@Jeramyu> yoiu I don't give a gay sjiot
[01:16:47] <@Jeramyu> lol
[01:16:54] <@Jeramyu> if that makes any sense
[01:16:59] <@Jeramyu> which it fucking does't
[01:17:01] <@Jeramyu> n
[01:17:03] <@Jeramyu> l ol
[01:17:07] <@Jeramyu> wtf is up
[01:17:12] <@Jeramyu> I don't care
[01:17:15] <@Jeramyu> ;p;o
[01:17:24] <@Jeramyu> i captilated i for like not fukcing reason
[01:17:32] <@Jeramyu> caiuse when your frunk theres nop reaosn
[01:17:42] <@Jeramyu> so it's likle wtf this hit
[01:17:44] <@Jeramyu> HIT
[01:17:45] <@Jeramyu> lol
[01:17:48] <@Jeramyu> I don't care
[01:17:52] <DracoNSlayer> Drunkenness has reasons reason can't understand.
[01:17:52] <@Jeramyu> still don't
[01:17:56] <@Jeramyu> NO
[01:17:58] <@Jeramyu> man
[01:18:02] <@Jeramyu> lol dyde
[01:18:05] <@Jeramyu> flashlight
[01:18:05] <@Jeramyu> lol
[01:18:09] <@Jeramyu> ONE
[01:18:12] <@Jeramyu> DFAILY
[01:18:14] <@Jeramyu> LOL
[01:18:16] <@Jeramyu> holy shit
[01:18:20] <@Jeramyu> taht's fucking awresome
[01:18:22] <@Jeramyu> lol
[01:18:24] <@Jeramyu> man
[01:18:29] <@Jeramyu> Im almost there
[01:18:34] <@Jeramyu> but its still awhile
[01:18:38] <@Jeramyu> cause like shit man
[01:18:40] <@Jeramyu> wtf
[01:18:41] <@Jeramyu> lol
[01:18:42] <@Jeramyu> lol
[01:18:43] <@Jeramyu> lol
[01:18:44] <@Jeramyu> lol
[01:18:52] <@Jeramyu> and imtyupinmg it in averytime
[01:18:58] <@Jeramyu> cayse tat's what u go
[01:19:00] <@Jeramyu> DO
[01:19:03] <@Jeramyu> fuck i meant do
[01:19:05] <@Jeramyu> sry
[01:19:06] <@Jeramyu> sersly
[01:19:08] <@Jeramyu> ;pol
[01:19:12] <@Jeramyu> MONORAIL CAT
[01:19:14] <@Jeramyu> lol
[01:19:16] <@Jeramyu> that's awesome
[01:19:19] <@Jeramyu> I repsect you
[01:19:21] <@Jeramyu> RESPECT
[01:19:22] <@Jeramyu> you
[01:19:25] <@Jeramyu> cause
[01:19:26] <@Jeramyu> yeah
[01:19:33] <@Jeramyu> those guts downstaris and being dump
[01:19:38] <@Jeramyu> thyey dont care
[01:19:41] <@Jeramyu> but i kno you do
[01:19:46] <@Jeramyu> ccause ur awesome
[01:19:49] <@Jeramyu> lol Isaid ur
[01:19:59] <@Jeramyu> cayse im durnk amjndndn ,azy
[01:20:02] <@Jeramyu> LOL COMA
[01:20:03] <@Jeramyu> COMMA
[01:20:05] <@Jeramyu> l.ol
[01:20:07] <@Jeramyu> shit
[01:20:10] <@Jeramyu> man i don't know
[01:20:12] <@Jeramyu> wtyf
[01:20:14] <@Jeramyu> l.l
[01:20:16] <@Jeramyu> LOL
[01:20:20] <@Jeramyu> man i fail
[01:20:35] <@Jeramyu> haha'
[01:21:07] <@Jeramyu> \drrrrha
[01:21:19] <@Jeramyu> duyde parakeets are AWESOME
[01:21:23] <@Jeramyu> holy yes
[01:21:25] <@Jeramyu> crl
[01:21:32] <@Jeramyu> c/learrrrr
[01:21:35] <@Jeramyu> no
[01:21:36] <@Jeramyu> fuck u
[01:21:38] <@Jeramyu> man
[01:21:42] <@Jeramyu> I don't give a shat
[01:21:45] <@Jeramyu> LOLSHAT
[01:21:49] <@Jeramyu> lol no sapce
[01:21:53] <@Jeramyu> lol typop
[01:21:55] <@Jeramyu> lol typo
[01:21:58] <@Jeramyu> YES
[01:22:00] <@Jeramyu> now i win
[01:22:03] <@Jeramyu> which is awesome
[01:22:06] <@Jeramyu> I repsect you
[01:22:15] <@Jeramyu> they mightfine me out thou8gh
[01:22:21] <@Jeramyu> so I gotsa cloear
[01:22:29] <@Jeramyu> m,an i don't give a know
[01:23:07] <@Jeramyu> WAR I AM COUNTING ON YOU
[01:23:12] <@Jeramyu> WARV*
[01:23:15] <@Jeramyu> LWAL
[01:23:23] <@Jeramyu> DOPMA:
[01:23:28] <@Jeramyu> wtf was that
[01:24:00] <@Jeramyu> wsfg is an even flow
[01:24:04] <@Jeramyu> btterflies
[01:24:07] <@Jeramyu> lol y
[01:24:08] <@Jeramyu> u
[01:24:09] <@Jeramyu> u
[01:24:18] <@Jeramyu> stop typoung you dfrunk asshole
[01:24:25] <@Jeramyu> man
[01:24:47] <@Jeramyu> udude if you think thi9s ais annoyng you should vve essn be earlier
[01:24:50] <@Jeramyu> i was like
[01:24:56] <@Jeramyu> what the hell is a ________-
[01:25:03] <@Jeramyu> EVEN FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
[01:25:08] <@Jeramyu> hoguths are ;liokle nbutterlies
[01:25:10] <@Jeramyu> oooooooooooooooooooo
[01:25:13] <@Jeramyu> edon't knooow
[01:25:18] <@Jeramyu> so her chaese thema wawawa6a6a6
[01:25:23] <@Jeramyu> oooa hgsome fay sayeah
[01:25:27] <@Jeramyu> he;kd baign shis lie, faigtan
[01:25:29] <@Jeramyu> oooo
[01:25:38] <@Jeramyu> whsi[periong hands tt;e xi , jeep away
[01:25:42] <@Jeramyu> zzzzyEAH
[01:25:45] <@Jeramyu> LOL
[01:25:48] <@Jeramyu> oh man
[01:25:51] <@Jeramyu> wtf ;po
[01:25:56] <@Jeramyu> GYUTAR SOILOI
[01:25:59] <@Jeramyu> AWSWESOME
[01:26:01] <@Jeramyu> lol
[01:26:07] <@Jeramyu> man i don't know a sht
[01:26:10] <@Jeramyu> shut up
[01:26:19] <@Jeramyu> WWAAWAWAWWATYY
[01:26:22] <@Jeramyu> mimus t
[01:26:25] <@Jeramyu> ,omis t
[01:26:29] <@Jeramyu> mimis t
[01:41:57] <WarV> Jeramyu!
[01:42:29] <WarV> Sing!
[01:44:25] <@Jeramyu> it's fading
[01:44:29] <@Jeramyu> I need to sleep soon
[01:44:44] <@Jeramyu> but man genesis is awesome
[01:44:47] <@Jeramyu> the band
[01:44:51] <WarV> No its isn't. Sing you drunk bastard!
[01:45:47] <DracoNSlayer> Some of their stuff is good.
[01:46:05] <DracoNSlayer> Usually their earlier stuff. When they were tripping all the time.
[01:53:28] <WarV> I don't know, I always have to frown at when people say only the early stuff is good.
[01:53:57] <WarV> That generally means the early stuff was trashing and the later stuff was more jazie.
[02:05:07] <@Jeramyu> now everyone else is wasted and I'm sobering up
[02:05:20] <@Jeramyu> and I need sleep

[War]

Because this topic should really have more posts!

[03:15:49] <Strayed> Fuck it.
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[03:28:45] <Strayed> I DID IT!
[03:28:49] <Strayed> IT'S A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!
[03:29:10] Strayed dances with iamtheverb.
[03:29:25] <Strayed> WE'RE GOING TO BUY YOU SOME NEW LEGS TINY TIM!
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[EmperorJeramyu]

<Jeramyu> hmmm
<Jeramyu> it's raining super hard out
<Jeramyu> but I'm hungry
<Jeramyu> I should order a pizza, even though the pizza joint is like 30 seconds away from my apartment
<DracoNSlayer> Stop being a woman and get wet.
<Jeramyu> what do you mean being a woman? being lazy is a trait typically given to men.
<DracoNSlayer> Yeah, I guess. And getting wet is typically attributed to women.
<Jeramyu> women get wet.
<Jeramyu> ...KEKEKEKEKEKEKE
<Jeramyu> but it's raining super fucking hard out
<DracoNSlayer> How hard can it be raining?
<Jeramyu> it sounds like it's going to break my window
<Jeramyu> which is under an overhang, so it must be really windy too
<DracoNSlayer> Ok.
<DracoNSlayer> Well I don't know, do what feels right to you.
* DracoNSlayer is now known as DracoIsAway
<Jeramyu> k
<Jeramyu> I did
<Jeramyu> I masturbated

<Jeramyu> Obviously I've never tasted it, and the smell is nice, I just don't like the proposition of it going down my throat.
<DracoNSlayer> That's what she said.
<Jeramyu> ...Okay, I'll give you that one.

<Jeramyu> so verb
<Jeramyu> word is out on the street that you're the dancing queen
<Jeramyu> young and sweet, only 17, apparently
<Strayed> I heard it too.
<Jeramyu> yeah, it's been going around the lunchroom
<Strayed> My question is: how did these people learn all this stuff about verb?
<Jeramyu> He might have started the rumor himself.
<Strayed> Sounds like verb.
<Strayed> Anything to claim the crown.
<Jeramyu> So verb, is it true? Can you dance, can you jive?
<Jeramyu> Are we supposed to be digging you?
<iamtheverb> well, abba wrote a lot of songs about me
<Strayed> Didn't everyone?
<Jeramyu> that's great
<iamtheverb> I can't specifically remember if that one is about me or not
<Wellsy> YES, NICE ANSWER
<Jeramyu> abba is my mom's favorite band
<Jeramyu> so I bet you two would get along well
<Wellsy> SOS baby
<Strayed> It scares me that you know her favorite band.
<Jeramyu> eh?
<Strayed> Why would you talk to your mom?
<Jeramyu> I don't completely hate my mom, unlike you.
<Strayed> Just yell "Shut the fuck up" and keep walking.
<Wellsy> That's one of their hits, isn't it? I know like 2 ABBA songs
<Wellsy> i mean SOS not "Shut the fuck up and keep walking"
<Strayed> Are you sure?
<Wellsy> That would be a Korn hit
<Strayed> Oh.
<Strayed> Sounds about right.

[Impossible]

<Jeramyu> Obviously I've never tasted it, and the smell is nice, I just don't like the proposition of it going down my throat.
<DracoNSlayer> That's what she said.
<Jeramyu> ...Okay, I'll give you that one.

Since this IS Jera we're talking about, I initially assumed that the first line was in fact sexual even in context. If it's not, what was it really about?

[EmperorJeramyu]

It was coffee.

And just so this post has a quote:

<Porter> i'm going to continue my life of unadultered sex
<Jeramyu> oh thank god
<Jeramyu> for a minute there I thought you were going to become a priest
<Porter> i know
<Porter> i put that vibe out a lot

[Ghoti]

PURE SELF-INDULGENCE ITT

<Strayed> All right kiddies, I need something to do.
<Ghoti> poop
<Ghoti> i used to have this lil picture book, it had like these monsters in it and shit, and i would draw like litle lumpy ovals all on the ground leading up to like where the monsters were, and then there were these jar things of what i assume are food, and i wrote like "pee" and "poop" on the i was six years old it was so goddamn funny
<Ghoti> woah where did all of those words come form
<Ghoti> lol that was exactly 69 words I counted
<Strayed> ...
<Strayed> Don't even lick that watermelon. [ lol strayed you so random XD ]

<Ghoti> Why is fucking someone over used in a negative context?? Is not fucking generally a good and beautiful thing? In a gaming context, it usually is the word rape that is used when severely defeating an opponent, and I believe that would be far more appropriate in most similar contexts.
<Ghoti> fuck why i type thsoe words out
<Ghoti> my brain is shitting through my fingers
<Ghoti> I can see the little holes in my fingers through which shit is pressing down on my keyboard



oh and so this isn't completely self-indulgent:

<iamtheverb> ‎yeah

[Strayed Wanderer]

Not even remotely the funniest things said in mIRC in the last 72 hours.

[Ghoti]

Oh yeah man, your discussions about battle events and shit have been total hilarity, but since I'm too lazy to go log-mining and the five people still reading this thread probably spend enough time in the channel to see them anyway just pretend I've posted them too

[Strayed Wanderer]

Uh... pretty sure the Wellsy-Draco conversation last night had nothing to do with battle events... at least not Rm2k/3 based ones.