Yes, it is I. FITZ. With quotes as I finally bothered to enable logs! And these will all rule because they have me in them or I was present at the time!
[02:10] <Fitz> Quiet ugly
[02:11] <OverlordBill> . Fitz. ..
[02:12] <Fitz> Yes?
[02:13] <Fitz> Are you replying to "Quiet ugly"
[02:13] <OverlordBill> Yes.
[02:13] <Fitz> So you admit you are ugly?
[02:13] <OverlordBill> , Fitz. ,.
[02:14] <Fitz> Do you?
[02:14] <OverlordBill> . Fitz. ..
[02:15] <Fitz> I know saying my name is nice but you don't have to say it TO me
[02:16] <Glenn> He just insulted you.
[02:16] <Glenn> In MICRO-MORSE CODE!
[02:16] <Fitz> Don't be silly, there aren't enough dots and dashes
[02:16] <Glenn> Do note the Micro.
[02:16] <Fitz> I refuse to
[02:17] <OverlordBill> FITZ IS A .........................................
[02:17] <Glenn> OHHHH!!!
[02:17] <Glenn> BURNNNN!!
[02:17] <Glenn> SNAP!
[02:18] <Glenn> fade into it!
[02:18] <Glenn> aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHSNAP!!!!
[02:18] <Fitz> Oh yeah, well ..........................................
[02:18] <Glenn> Ouch, the broccoli is on the roof?
[02:18] <OverlordBill> Glenn. I hope you don't actually do that when you're around people.
[02:18] <Glenn> haha
[02:18] <Glenn> actually
(See, even Bill admits he's ugly)
[03:21] <Impossible`> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[03:21] <Impossible`> KILL IT!
[03:21] <Impossible`> KILL IT!
[03:21] <Fitz> Talking to himself again
(I am SO witty)
[00:31] <Fitz> I really like that toilet
[00:32] <Porter>
[00:33] <Fitz> I only have the Crap-Gobbler 900, That looks like a Wizz-Master Mark 2000
[00:34] <Ballista> I got a Shit-Shack 27.
[00:39] <Fitz> The Shit-Shack range sucks
[00:39] <Ballista> Does anyone in here also play the Guitar?
[00:40] <Porter> you're looking at the guitar master
[00:40] <Ballista> Really, I'm just still kind of leaning.
[00:40] <Porter> yeah
[00:40] <Porter> maybe you should learn the guitar
[00:40] <Porter> instead of leaning on it
[00:41] <Ballista> Opps forgot the r.
[00:41] <Ballista> Hay no ones typing is perfect.
[00:41] <Porter> don't you mean "oops"
[00:41] <Porter> and "hey"
[00:41] <Ballista> Sure.
[00:42] <Fitz> ... god
[00:42] <Porter> don't you mean "porter"?
[01:00] <Glenn> Seriously. I rock.
[01:00] <Glenn> Nono, don't deny it. I rock.
[01:00] <Porter> what happened
[01:00] <Fitz> How did you read my mind!
[01:01] <Glenn> Ungrounded AGAIN. I should be a professional negotiator.
[01:01] <Glenn>
[01:01] <Glenn> I led the conversation away from my grades, and over to my sister bringing me down.
[01:01] <Fitz> I mean, I'm always denying anybody who isn't me is less than mud, and that includes mud
[01:01] <Glenn> Then we talked about my dad's divorce thing bothering us. Now we're all going to try and be nicer to each other in this house.
[01:01] <Glenn> So I get on the computer.
[01:01] <Fitz> Nice?
[01:02] <Glenn> And she has claimed that she will never ground me again.
[01:02] <Glenn> But Fitz, I agree. Anybody who isn't you IS less than mud.
[01:03] <Glenn> But as mud goes, I rock.
[01:03] <Glenn> Or I have a rock thrown in me and my puddle of muddy delights.
[01:04] <Fitz> I'd say your somewhere between Dirt and Mud, both with rocks in them... so add water and you're mud
[01:06] <Glenn> Huzzah!
[01:06] <Glenn> I can convince straight girls to go lesbian (which I have done) and I don't mean Reaper.
[01:07] <Glenn> I said "Seriously, I'm the best guy you'll ever find." and she went "OH GOD NO!" and there you have it.
[01:07] <Strayed> so, you are a good liar.
[01:07] <Glenn> Very much so.
[01:07] <Fitz> Yeah... I mean, she could find some mud
[01:13] <Glenn> Whoa, an email that says "achieve-academic excellence"
[01:13] <Fitz> Sure he does
[01:14] <Glenn> Firstoff, I'll forget that achieve-academic isn't one word.
[01:14] <Glenn> Nor could it ever be.
[01:14] <Fitz> Don't open it Glenn, they know you'll fall for the trick
[01:14] <Glenn> Second off, I get good grades. D is a very pretty letter.
[01:14] <Fitz> I think F is a better letter, starts the word Fitz
[01:15] <Strayed> and FLOOWEASEL
[01:15] <Glenn> "Getting your college degree is as easy as 1-2-3."
[01:15] <Fitz> Flooweasel? What the hell?
[01:16] <Glenn> Hellz yea! I can *Increase your market value!
[01:16] <Fitz> 1-2-what?
[01:16] <Glenn> Does that mean I can be worth more as a slave?
[01:16] <Fitz> No matter your slave trade value, you're always worth less than nothing to me
[01:16] <Glenn> I'm worth $9.95 on Ebay since I got my college degree!
[01:17] <Glenn> Eww, that chick has horrible legs.
[01:17] <Glenn> They're all muscular and mannish.
[01:17] <Fitz> Muscles on girls is WRONG!
[01:17] <Glenn> SOOO wrong!
[01:18] <Fitz> So very wrong, right Porter?
[01:18] <Glenn> Heh, I remember on futurama last night, Fry dated a Robot that looked like Lucy Lu, and she was dying, so she said "I'll never...forget you Fry-MEMORY ERASED!"
[01:19] <Porter> hmm?
[01:19] <Glenn> Porter, do you, or have you ever, thought I was gay?
[01:19] <Porter> toned girls are hot
[01:19] <Porter> i'd like them to work out
[01:19] <Porter> no glenn, you are straight
[01:19] <Glenn> There Strayed, you have to change what he says.
[01:19] <Fitz> But he is very Feminine
[01:19] <Porter> don't ever think that again glenn
[01:20] <Glenn> Then you'd have Porter's character say "What are you...feminine?"
[01:20] <Fitz> That seems perfectly reasonable
[01:20] <Fitz> But I wouldn't make a game with anybody but me in it
[01:20] <Fitz> It'd just be lots and lots of ME!
[01:20] <Glenn> Porter doesn't really think I'm feminine, to the best of my knowledge.
[01:20] <Fitz> It'd sell millions
(Yes, posting all these hilarious quotes with me in them is very arrogant, but I like me)
[01:33] <Strayed> uh... jeramyu was a member of those forums since Sept 11, 2001.
[01:33] <Strayed> ...
[01:33] <ReaperGal> ...
[01:33] <Glenn> That's odd.
[01:34] <Glenn> Is Jeramyu a terrorist?
[01:34] <Glenn> Did he lose a grandfather in the building, and log on for support?
[01:36] <Strayed> porter registered 6 days before me
[01:36] <OverlordBill> That bastard.
[01:36] <Strayed> damn his less-than-a-week seniority!
[01:36] <OverlordBill> Want me to kill him for you?
[01:42] <Glenn> Nobody can come in #huzzah anymore.
[01:42] <Glenn> Except you Fitz.
[01:43] <Glenn> And you Strayed.
[01:43] <Glenn> And Reaper, you can. And Bill can too.
[01:43] <Glenn> And Porter, you can.
[01:43] <POOOOOPIE> why fitz?
[01:43] <POOOOOPIE> fitz sucks.
[01:43] <Glenn> And Impossible, I think you might not be banned.
[01:43] <Fitz> Fitz rules
[01:43] <OverlordBill> Fitz is mildly amusing.
[01:43] <Glenn> Lemme check.
[01:43] <Glenn> Nope, you can come too Impossible.
[01:43] <OverlordBill> And he smells like lemons.
[01:43] <POOOOOPIE> ban him!
[01:43] <Glenn> Who is Pooooopie?
[01:43] <Glenn> He can come too.
[01:43] <OverlordBill> Big difference from the rest of you fishy nasties.
[01:43] <Fitz> Not this week, it's crap this week
[01:44] <Glenn> Oh, Strayed.
[01:44] <OverlordBill> Strayed is poopy!
[01:44] <Fitz> I mean perfume
[01:44] <Glenn> Well, that's everybody.
[01:44] * POOOOOPIE is now known as Strayed
[01:44] <Fitz> I mean Orange
[01:44] * Strayed is now known as Flooweasel
[01:44] <Fitz> What is a Flooweasel anyway?
[01:44] <Glenn> It's a temporary save point, for one thing.
[01:44] <Flooweasel> and a funny name.
[01:45] <Fitz> What? Like Truffle Pig
(Note, Taka was there at the time so it was funny, as much as we think Glenn isn't)
[02:00] <OverlordBill> Shows me to leave you in charge for when I have to take a crap.
[02:00] <Glenn> lol
[02:00] <Takarious> Your judgement means shit
[02:00] <Fitz> Did Bill have Tacos too?
[02:00] <OverlordBill> Takarious.
[02:00] <OverlordBill> Shut it.
[02:00] <Takarious> Don't tell me what to do moron
[02:00] <Glenn> Taka, your everything means shit. Please, just stop with this whole "he's whining" thing.
[02:00] <Glenn> You insulted a moderator
[02:00] <Glenn> that's a kick if Bill wanted it
[02:00] <Takarious> What the fuck are you talking about Glenn?
[02:00] <Glenn> Taka, just shut up.
[02:00] <OverlordBill> Takarious, end it now.
[02:00] <Takarious> It's Bill's fault for not staying in his place
[02:00] <Glenn> Please, calm yourself.
[02:00] <OverlordBill> What.
[02:01] <OverlordBill> My place?
[02:01] <Takarious> If he talks down to me, he can expect to get stepped on
[02:01] <ReaperGal> I'd like to point out that both Glenn and Taka were being stupid.
[02:01] <Glenn> Ooookay...show of hands for a one-hour ban.
[02:01] <Fitz> Ooooh, insulting Bill TWICE
[02:01] <Glenn> I was being stupid
[02:01] <Glenn> I wanted to be.
[02:01] <ReaperGal> It was an equal effort on both sides.
[02:01] <Glenn> I really enjoyed it.
[02:01] <Takarious> Reaper shut the fuck up, you have no idea what you're talking about
[02:01] <OverlordBill> Glenn was being stupid yes, but now you've gone over, once again.
[02:01] <OverlordBill> That's it.
[02:01] <Fitz> I dunno, Taka doesn't have to enforce effort to be stupid
[02:01] * OverlordBill sets mode: +b *!*@Takarious.
I know these all happened last night and most people were thre to log them or see them. But I enjoyed them and that's all that matters.