Yes, it's old. But I still get a chuckle from it.
Session Start (neptune.ny.us.dynastynet.net:#TheWay): Tue Jan 06 19:26:13 2004
[07:26:13] *** Now talking in #TheWay.
*** Topic of #Theway: The Ways Pub, come in have a drink, (forums are down)!:::::::::::::::::(Link:
http://lun.cjb.net)http://lun.cjb.net
*** Set by Porter 2728 minutes ago
*** Users on #TheWay: Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer @Porter @ChanBot Rangi
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*** Channel #TheWay was created at Tue Jan 06 17:21:05 2004
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[07:26:16] <Porter> heya barkeep
[07:26:35] <Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer> 'ello.
[07:27:18] <Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer> Forum and site is down once again.
[07:28:00] <Porter> i know
[07:28:02] <Porter> damn bart
[07:28:07] <Porter> assassinate that bastard
[07:28:10] <Porter> give me a drink
[07:33:40] <Rangi> Finland??? *Laugh!!* I've been in finland but no, I'm in europe though
[07:34:51] * Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer throws Porter the bottle.
[07:35:50] <Rangi> Question: "where is rangi from?"
[07:37:14] <Porter> lolo
[07:43:01] <Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer> Yesterday it worked.
[07:43:01] <Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer> Today it is not working. is like that.
[07:43:05] * Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer curses.
[07:43:13] <Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer> Yesterday it worked.
[07:43:13] <Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer> Today it is not working.
[07:43:13] <Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer> Lun.cjb.net is like that.
[07:43:32] <Rangi> Yesterday it worked??? really?
[07:43:40] <Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer> Your file was so big.
[07:43:40] <Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer> It might be very useful.
[07:43:40] <Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer> But now it is gone.
[07:44:53] *** War (
IRCsx@DynastyNet-24904.ipt.aol.com) has joined channel #TheWay
[07:44:54] *** Mode change "+o War" for channel #TheWay by ChanServ
[07:44:59] <War> hi guys
[07:45:08] <Rangi> Hi!
[07:46:37] <War> I know who the PS is
[07:47:02] <War> Well more like figured it oput in detail
[07:47:16] <War> want the joke or real on first
[07:48:27] <War> It somthing I told Emp J and he say he thinks so to
[07:49:26] <Rangi> the joke first
[07:49:49] <War> I say its DIPPY. You see when Rhue got dippy everyone began to die. You see this would mean that Dippy so really a trasforming rabbit so he must have a shadow sowrd that is also why he is always dark. This is also why it seems PS is always tring to save Rhue Dippy is tring to pretack his master, but being a rabbit is confused at what to kill that is why after the shadow load mission why PS attack them and when the people were going to kill him he ju
[07:51:06] <Rangi> ok now the real one
[07:54:00] <War> Oh wait do you think its ok because I most of this happenes in E5
[07:54:24] <Rangi> ok no, maybe in private for e5 tester only
[07:55:53] <War> the first one does make you think thoguh
[07:57:30] <War> so bart got any other strange stories?
[07:57:59] *** Jeramyu (~emperor_j@DynastyNet-38316.236.183.239.up.mi.chartermi.net) has joined channel #TheWay
[07:58:14] <Jeramyu> bartend
[07:58:18] <Jeramyu> scotch
[07:58:22] <War> hi
[07:58:26] <Jeramyu> hey
[07:58:54] <War> I told them about dippy
[07:59:02] * Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer tosses Jeramyu a large bottle of scotch.
[07:59:09] <War> so you make speak freely about the secret
[07:59:13] <Jeramyu> great
[07:59:14] <War> LOL
[07:59:26] * Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer puts sign on the bar saying 'Be back. Getting more booze'.
[08:01:05] <War> so how is everything everyone
[08:01:10] <Rangi> Secret? I know you were working on some secret project!!!
[08:01:16] <Jeramyu> bartend
[08:01:22] <Jeramyu> get back here bitch
[08:01:29] <War> not thins again
[08:02:21] <Rangi> *lol*
[08:02:55] <Jeramyu> bartend
[08:02:58] <Jeramyu> sex
[08:03:17] <War> I do think I really know who he is , but bo talk in fornt of the people who haven
[08:03:19] <Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer> No, I will not have sex with you. See the gay bar across the street.
[08:03:29] <War> 't played E5
[08:03:41] <Jeramyu> bartend
[08:03:46] <Jeramyu> I'm not gay you fucktard
[08:04:14] <War> I just thoguht about it when I was doing some level testing
[08:04:23] <Rangi> PS has a shadow sword, it's for sure(cause it's written in e4)
[08:05:26] <Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer> Stop whining like an old whore. I can't be bothered to slap you about your wrinkled gin-ravaged face any longer - it's too easy.
[08:05:37] <War> ya I did find a bug, but i don't know if I should report it because its something that people willn't get to unless they hack the game
[08:05:43] <Jeramyu> THAT'S IT!
[08:06:05] * Jeramyu assaults Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer with a sword
[08:06:44] * Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer pulls out his broadsword and easily swipes Jeramyu's blade away.
[08:06:58] <Jeramyu> Porter, I don't care what you say
[08:07:04] <Jeramyu> That IS NOT a bot
[08:07:47] * Jeramyu hurls a fireball at Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer
[08:08:16] <War> *so*
[08:08:40] * Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer easily dodges the blast.
[08:08:57] <Jeramyu> Oh yeah?
[08:09:00] * Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer throws a bolt of acid at Jeramyu.
[08:09:11] * Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer throws a beer bottle at Jeramyu.
[08:09:18] <War> why doesn't anyone just ues a gun
[08:09:21] * Jeramyu dodges left and right
[08:09:32] <Jeramyu> You've messed with the wrong guy, bartend
[08:09:34] * Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer laughs, and pulls the lever for the trapdoor.
[08:09:44] * Jeramyu teleports away
[08:09:52] <Jeramyu> You see...
[08:10:01] <Jeramyu> I'M SECRETLY GOD IN DISGUISE!
[08:10:09] <Rangi> yeah me too
[08:10:21] * Jeramyu wipes Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer out of exsistance
[08:10:36] <Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer> If you are God, why would you be whining like an old whore in a IRC chat room.
[08:11:01] <Jeramyu> Why not? I've got nothing better to do.
[08:11:07] <Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer> Good point.
[08:11:21] <Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer> I expect that's what the Unibomber said also.
[08:11:22] <Jeramyu> Porter, take off that mask
[08:11:53] <War> For you see I am a god and can do stuff like kick an ban people so stop this if I were you
[08:12:17] <Jeramyu> No no, you see, I created everything
[08:12:34] <War> really well then make something else
[08:12:35] <Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer> Actually, God comes second to the sysadmin.
[08:12:44] <War> ya
[08:12:54] <War> so
[08:12:55] <Jeramyu> I can also control time and space
[08:13:13] <War> Ican control anti-matter
[08:13:36] <Jeramyu> I'm the smartest person ever
[08:13:44] <Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer> Well, let's see you instantly teleport to my side, do a hula dance with Britney Spears, get me a rum and a coke, and be back here at 8:14:26.
[08:14:05] <Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer> Ah, so you admit that you aren't god, eh?
[08:14:05] <War> I have the IQ of 128 ( its true
[08:14:58] <Jeramyu> So, what can teh sysadmin do that god can't?
[08:14:58] <War> well but I suffer for AD... look its a kitty
[08:16:19] <War> but that has nothing to do with me being a god so i will stop
[08:16:56] <Porter> wow
[08:17:00] <Porter> one more for the record!
[08:17:03] <Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer> A system admin is more than a god. He is THE God.
[08:17:09] <Porter> well we got 6 regulars
[08:17:35] <Jeramyu> No, I'm god. I'm just racist against 'bots', so I'm not doing your dirty work
[08:17:38] <Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer> I'm only here for the fights and the cheap booze. Not to mention I'm paid to be here.
[08:17:44] <Porter> by me
[08:17:48] <Porter> 12 an hour
[08:17:49] * Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer steals Porter's wallet.
[08:17:53] <Porter> plus tips
[08:18:04] <Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer> A nice little tip of 6.35 million.
[08:18:05] *** Mode change "+b *!*@*.cable.mindspring.com" for channel #TheWay by Porter
[08:18:07] <Porter> WHOOPS
[08:18:11] <Porter> give it back?
[08:18:25] <Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer> Heh.
*** Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer: Cannot send to channel.
[08:18:37] *** Mode change "-b *!*@*.cable.mindspring.com" for channel #TheWay by Porter
[08:18:40] <Porter> fine
[08:18:41] <Porter> keep it
[08:18:45] <Porter> i have 1,,000 of them
[08:18:52] <War> I didn't know you were rich porter
[08:18:58] * Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer takes the wallet's contents, but gives back the wallet.
[08:19:07] * Porter gives War 1 million dollars
[08:19:11] <Porter> yep
[08:19:14] <Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer> You did ask for it back, but you never asked for it's contents.
[08:19:24] <Porter> you can have the contets
[08:19:25] <War> well I guess its I didn't know you were rich Bart
[08:19:42] <Porter> the wallet itself is worth the most
[08:19:52] <Porter> made from special items rare on the way
[08:19:56] <War> what 7mill
[08:20:34] <Jeramyu> yeah?
[08:20:37] <Jeramyu> yeah?
[08:20:41] <Jeramyu> well...
[08:20:44] <Jeramyu> I have...
[08:20:49] <Jeramyu> LASER EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[08:20:50] * Jeramyu shoots lasers out of his eyes and destroys some random stuff
[08:20:58] <Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer> Hey, not the booze!
[08:21:16] * Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer grabs the booze.
[08:22:08] <Jeramyu> me teleports to his dragon
[08:22:10] <Porter> way to hit the toilet
[08:22:17] * Jeramyu rides on his dragon
[08:22:20] <Jeramyu> WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
[08:22:49] * Jeramyu phases in a bazooka
[08:22:55] * Jeramyu destroys more stuff
[08:23:00] <Jeramyu> Oh yeah!
[08:23:03] <Jeramyu> I'm so awesome
[08:23:18] <Porter> bazooka?
[08:23:34] <Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer> Yes, bazooka's are an integral part of the Way.
[08:23:54] * War test this thing out
[08:24:07] <Porter> wow
[08:24:11] * Porter gets out his beer
[08:24:19] * Porter drinks it until he sees everyone die
[08:24:46] * War starts to pet his kick button
[08:24:50] <Porter> lol
[08:25:04] <Porter> i'm gonne be the first to kick someone
[08:25:04] <Porter> now
[08:25:11] *** Porter has been kicked off channel #TheWay by Porter (sucker! [ 2 ])
[08:25:18] <War> well
[08:25:20] <War> ok
[08:25:21] *** Porter (
IRCsx@DynastyNet-42303.115.8.8.stp.wi.charter.com) has joined channel #TheWay
[08:25:22] *** Mode change "+q Porter" for channel #TheWay by ChanServ
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[08:25:23] <Porter> i win
[08:25:27] <War> ok
[08:25:51] <War> can I kick ChanBot?
[08:26:10] <Jeramyu> can I be a power ranger?
[08:26:13] <Porter> go ahead
[08:26:15] <Porter> i dont think you can though
[08:26:26] <Jeramyu> ChanBot is invincible
[08:26:32] <War> I can'y
[08:26:41] *** Mode change "+h ChanBot" for channel #TheWay by War
[08:26:42] <Porter> dont mess with him
[08:26:46] <Porter> brb
[08:26:47] <Porter> gotta eat
[08:27:05] <Jeramyu> HE'S GONE! GET HIS BOOZE AND MONEY!
[08:27:34] * War grades everything of Portes and runs like crazy
[08:27:36] * Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer grabs his bottles of booze.
[08:27:43] <Jeramyu> LET'S HAUL ASS!
[08:27:45] <Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer> Nice, nice.
[08:27:45] <Jeramyu> hehe
[08:27:47] <Jeramyu> haul ass
[08:27:49] <Jeramyu> lmao
[08:27:53] <Jeramyu> haul... ass...
[08:27:57] <Jeramyu> rofl
[08:28:04] * Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer traps what's left of his belongings.
[08:28:32] * Jeramyu does a backflip
[08:28:55] <Jeramyu> oooooo
[08:29:02] <Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer> It only makes you have an unquenchable thirst for booze.
[08:29:32] <Jeramyu> ...by which you mean jetpacks!
[08:29:40] * Jeramyu grabs a jetpack and takes off
[08:29:43] <Jeramyu> WEEEEEEE!!!
[08:30:02] * Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer takes out his arrow an punctures the jetpack.
[08:30:21] * War jumps up and starts to fly
[08:30:30] * Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer puts his throwable arrow back in his pack.
[08:30:37] * Jeramyu uses his mutant healing factor to repair the jetpack
[08:31:13] * Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer jumps onto his Ancient Karmic Wyrm of Booze.
[08:31:34] * Jeramyu does a barrel roll
[08:31:46] * War starts to shot Jermyu wiht HIS laser etes
[08:32:04] * Jeramyu teleports to safety
[08:32:23] * Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer tells his dragon to breathe booze from it's mouth. War and Jeramyu are now inebriated.
[08:32:49] <Jeramyu> IT WILL TAKE MORE THAN THAT TO BLITZ ME!
[08:32:55] * Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer grabs their wallets and rides off into the sunset, looking for another place to put the garbage.