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Postby Telephalsion » Thu Apr 07, 2005 11:40 pm

Whoa, warv is back.
Greatchickenman wrote:I'm up for any type of female at least once.


Any type of female.
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Postby Fitz Tayo » Fri Apr 08, 2005 8:56 am

Yes, it is I. FITZ. With quotes as I finally bothered to enable logs! And these will all rule because they have me in them or I was present at the time!

[02:10] <Fitz> Quiet ugly
[02:11] <OverlordBill> . Fitz. ..
[02:12] <Fitz> Yes?
[02:13] <Fitz> Are you replying to "Quiet ugly"
[02:13] <OverlordBill> Yes.
[02:13] <Fitz> So you admit you are ugly?
[02:13] <OverlordBill> , Fitz. ,.
[02:14] <Fitz> Do you?
[02:14] <OverlordBill> . Fitz. ..
[02:15] <Fitz> I know saying my name is nice but you don't have to say it TO me
[02:16] <Glenn> He just insulted you.
[02:16] <Glenn> In MICRO-MORSE CODE!
[02:16] <Fitz> Don't be silly, there aren't enough dots and dashes
[02:16] <Glenn> Do note the Micro.
[02:16] <Fitz> I refuse to
[02:17] <OverlordBill> FITZ IS A .........................................
[02:17] <Glenn> OHHHH!!!
[02:17] <Glenn> BURNNNN!!
[02:17] <Glenn> SNAP!
[02:18] <Glenn> fade into it!
[02:18] <Glenn> aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHSNAP!!!!
[02:18] <Fitz> Oh yeah, well ..........................................
[02:18] <Glenn> Ouch, the broccoli is on the roof?
[02:18] <OverlordBill> Glenn. I hope you don't actually do that when you're around people.
[02:18] <Glenn> haha
[02:18] <Glenn> actually
(See, even Bill admits he's ugly)

[03:21] <Impossible`> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[03:21] <Impossible`> KILL IT!
[03:21] <Impossible`> KILL IT!
[03:21] <Fitz> Talking to himself again
(I am SO witty)

[00:31] <Fitz> I really like that toilet
[00:32] <Porter> :)
[00:33] <Fitz> I only have the Crap-Gobbler 900, That looks like a Wizz-Master Mark 2000
[00:34] <Ballista> I got a Shit-Shack 27.
[00:39] <Fitz> The Shit-Shack range sucks

[00:39] <Ballista> Does anyone in here also play the Guitar?
[00:40] <Porter> you're looking at the guitar master
[00:40] <Ballista> Really, I'm just still kind of leaning.
[00:40] <Porter> yeah
[00:40] <Porter> maybe you should learn the guitar
[00:40] <Porter> instead of leaning on it
[00:41] <Ballista> Opps forgot the r.
[00:41] <Ballista> Hay no ones typing is perfect.
[00:41] <Porter> don't you mean "oops"
[00:41] <Porter> and "hey"
[00:41] <Ballista> Sure.
[00:42] <Fitz> ... god
[00:42] <Porter> don't you mean "porter"?

[01:00] <Glenn> Seriously. I rock.
[01:00] <Glenn> Nono, don't deny it. I rock.
[01:00] <Porter> what happened
[01:00] <Fitz> How did you read my mind!
[01:01] <Glenn> Ungrounded AGAIN. I should be a professional negotiator.
[01:01] <Glenn> :)
[01:01] <Glenn> I led the conversation away from my grades, and over to my sister bringing me down.
[01:01] <Fitz> I mean, I'm always denying anybody who isn't me is less than mud, and that includes mud
[01:01] <Glenn> Then we talked about my dad's divorce thing bothering us. Now we're all going to try and be nicer to each other in this house.
[01:01] <Glenn> So I get on the computer.
[01:01] <Fitz> Nice?
[01:02] <Glenn> And she has claimed that she will never ground me again.
[01:02] <Glenn> But Fitz, I agree. Anybody who isn't you IS less than mud.
[01:03] <Glenn> But as mud goes, I rock.
[01:03] <Glenn> Or I have a rock thrown in me and my puddle of muddy delights.
[01:04] <Fitz> I'd say your somewhere between Dirt and Mud, both with rocks in them... so add water and you're mud
[01:06] <Glenn> Huzzah!
[01:06] <Glenn> I can convince straight girls to go lesbian (which I have done) and I don't mean Reaper.
[01:07] <Glenn> I said "Seriously, I'm the best guy you'll ever find." and she went "OH GOD NO!" and there you have it.
[01:07] <Strayed> so, you are a good liar.
[01:07] <Glenn> Very much so.
[01:07] <Fitz> Yeah... I mean, she could find some mud

[01:13] <Glenn> Whoa, an email that says "achieve-academic excellence"
[01:13] <Fitz> Sure he does
[01:14] <Glenn> Firstoff, I'll forget that achieve-academic isn't one word.
[01:14] <Glenn> Nor could it ever be.
[01:14] <Fitz> Don't open it Glenn, they know you'll fall for the trick
[01:14] <Glenn> Second off, I get good grades. D is a very pretty letter.
[01:14] <Fitz> I think F is a better letter, starts the word Fitz
[01:15] <Strayed> and FLOOWEASEL
[01:15] <Glenn> "Getting your college degree is as easy as 1-2-3."
[01:15] <Fitz> Flooweasel? What the hell?
[01:16] <Glenn> Hellz yea! I can *Increase your market value!
[01:16] <Fitz> 1-2-what?
[01:16] <Glenn> Does that mean I can be worth more as a slave?
[01:16] <Fitz> No matter your slave trade value, you're always worth less than nothing to me
[01:16] <Glenn> I'm worth $9.95 on Ebay since I got my college degree!
[01:17] <Glenn> Eww, that chick has horrible legs.
[01:17] <Glenn> They're all muscular and mannish.
[01:17] <Fitz> Muscles on girls is WRONG!
[01:17] <Glenn> SOOO wrong!
[01:18] <Fitz> So very wrong, right Porter?
[01:18] <Glenn> Heh, I remember on futurama last night, Fry dated a Robot that looked like Lucy Lu, and she was dying, so she said "I'll never...forget you Fry-MEMORY ERASED!"
[01:19] <Porter> hmm?
[01:19] <Glenn> Porter, do you, or have you ever, thought I was gay?
[01:19] <Porter> toned girls are hot
[01:19] <Porter> i'd like them to work out
[01:19] <Porter> no glenn, you are straight
[01:19] <Glenn> There Strayed, you have to change what he says.
[01:19] <Fitz> But he is very Feminine
[01:19] <Porter> don't ever think that again glenn
[01:20] <Glenn> Then you'd have Porter's character say "What are you...feminine?"
[01:20] <Fitz> That seems perfectly reasonable
[01:20] <Fitz> But I wouldn't make a game with anybody but me in it
[01:20] <Fitz> It'd just be lots and lots of ME!
[01:20] <Glenn> Porter doesn't really think I'm feminine, to the best of my knowledge.
[01:20] <Fitz> It'd sell millions
(Yes, posting all these hilarious quotes with me in them is very arrogant, but I like me)

[01:33] <Strayed> uh... jeramyu was a member of those forums since Sept 11, 2001.
[01:33] <Strayed> ...
[01:33] <ReaperGal> ...
[01:33] <Glenn> That's odd.
[01:34] <Glenn> Is Jeramyu a terrorist?
[01:34] <Glenn> Did he lose a grandfather in the building, and log on for support?

[01:36] <Strayed> porter registered 6 days before me
[01:36] <OverlordBill> That bastard.
[01:36] <Strayed> damn his less-than-a-week seniority!
[01:36] <OverlordBill> Want me to kill him for you?

[01:42] <Glenn> Nobody can come in #huzzah anymore.
[01:42] <Glenn> Except you Fitz.
[01:43] <Glenn> And you Strayed.
[01:43] <Glenn> And Reaper, you can. And Bill can too.
[01:43] <Glenn> And Porter, you can.
[01:43] <POOOOOPIE> why fitz?
[01:43] <POOOOOPIE> fitz sucks.
[01:43] <Glenn> And Impossible, I think you might not be banned.
[01:43] <Fitz> Fitz rules
[01:43] <OverlordBill> Fitz is mildly amusing.
[01:43] <Glenn> Lemme check.
[01:43] <Glenn> Nope, you can come too Impossible.
[01:43] <OverlordBill> And he smells like lemons.
[01:43] <POOOOOPIE> ban him!
[01:43] <Glenn> Who is Pooooopie?
[01:43] <Glenn> He can come too.
[01:43] <OverlordBill> Big difference from the rest of you fishy nasties.
[01:43] <Fitz> Not this week, it's crap this week
[01:44] <Glenn> Oh, Strayed.
[01:44] <OverlordBill> Strayed is poopy!
[01:44] <Fitz> I mean perfume
[01:44] <Glenn> Well, that's everybody.
[01:44] * POOOOOPIE is now known as Strayed
[01:44] <Fitz> I mean Orange
[01:44] * Strayed is now known as Flooweasel
[01:44] <Fitz> What is a Flooweasel anyway?
[01:44] <Glenn> It's a temporary save point, for one thing.
[01:44] <Flooweasel> and a funny name.
[01:45] <Fitz> What? Like Truffle Pig
(Note, Taka was there at the time so it was funny, as much as we think Glenn isn't)

[02:00] <OverlordBill> Shows me to leave you in charge for when I have to take a crap.
[02:00] <Glenn> lol
[02:00] <Takarious> Your judgement means shit
[02:00] <Fitz> Did Bill have Tacos too?
[02:00] <OverlordBill> Takarious.
[02:00] <OverlordBill> Shut it.
[02:00] <Takarious> Don't tell me what to do moron
[02:00] <Glenn> Taka, your everything means shit. Please, just stop with this whole "he's whining" thing.
[02:00] <Glenn> You insulted a moderator
[02:00] <Glenn> that's a kick if Bill wanted it
[02:00] <Takarious> What the fuck are you talking about Glenn?
[02:00] <Glenn> Taka, just shut up.
[02:00] <OverlordBill> Takarious, end it now.
[02:00] <Takarious> It's Bill's fault for not staying in his place
[02:00] <Glenn> Please, calm yourself.
[02:00] <OverlordBill> What.
[02:01] <OverlordBill> My place?
[02:01] <Takarious> If he talks down to me, he can expect to get stepped on
[02:01] <ReaperGal> I'd like to point out that both Glenn and Taka were being stupid.
[02:01] <Glenn> Ooookay...show of hands for a one-hour ban.
[02:01] <Fitz> Ooooh, insulting Bill TWICE
[02:01] <Glenn> I was being stupid
[02:01] <Glenn> I wanted to be.
[02:01] <ReaperGal> It was an equal effort on both sides.
[02:01] <Glenn> I really enjoyed it.
[02:01] <Takarious> Reaper shut the fuck up, you have no idea what you're talking about
[02:01] <OverlordBill> Glenn was being stupid yes, but now you've gone over, once again.
[02:01] <OverlordBill> That's it.
[02:01] <Fitz> I dunno, Taka doesn't have to enforce effort to be stupid
[02:01] * OverlordBill sets mode: +b *!*@Takarious.

I know these all happened last night and most people were thre to log them or see them. But I enjoyed them and that's all that matters.
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Postby OverlordBill » Fri Apr 08, 2005 4:36 pm

War is back! Yay! I can be funny again!!! Shut it Fitz.
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Postby Fitz Tayo » Fri Apr 08, 2005 4:44 pm

OverlordBill wrote:War is back! Yay! I can be funny again!!! Shut it Fitz.


There are so many things wrong with this I don't know where to start.
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Postby Glenn47 » Fri Apr 08, 2005 10:09 pm

The true nature of #theway, at its best.
Edited slightly for your convenience.




<Glenn> Just tell me who you are.
<Headkicker> Didnt I tell you last time I used this sn?
* Headkicker is now known as Greatchickenman
<Glenn> Yeah, but I forgot
* Greatchickenman is now known as Headkicker
<Glenn> OHH
<Glenn> Yay.
<Headkicker> congratulations Sherlock. you solved the mystery.
<Glenn> No I didn't.
<Glenn> You told me before I finished the book.
<Headkicker> I guess I ruined the story then
<Headkicker> yes!
<Glenn> Now we must fight!
<Glenn> BATTLE MUSIC!
<Glenn> http://www.vgmusic.com/music/console/ni ... 7forte.mid
<Glenn> BATTLE ARENA XP90 COMMENCE!
<Glenn> CHOOSE YOUR WEAPON!
* Glenn grabs the Sword of Galactimus.
* Headkicker Grabs the Banana
<Headkicker> ummm
<Headkicker> of asskickingness
* Glenn charges the Sog.
<Glenn> Remember, this is turn-based
<Glenn> and restart the song when it runs out
* Headkicker opens up the banana. rind by rind
* Glenn uses Light Sword maneuver. 144 dmg!
* Headkicker eats the banana. Recover 66 health!
* Glenn charges the Sog.
* Headkicker drops the banana peel and hides behind a rock, hoping to make Glenn slip
* Glenn uses Light Sword. Attack Combo Double! Glenn uses Ultimate Light.
* Glenn slips on banana peel!
* Glenn failed to attack.
* Headkicker throws up the banana because it was rotten. poisoned and -10 hp.
<Glenn> (cinema ensues)
<Glenn> Pretty good, Headkicker!
<Glenn> But let's take this to the next level!
<Glenn> WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* Glenn powers up.
<Glenn> *headkicker recovers to full health*
<Glenn> http://www.vgmusic.com/music/console/ni ... sTheme.mid
* Glenn is totally ripped and awesome. Still poisoned.
<Glenn> Now witness my power!
<Glenn> (your move)
<Headkicker> haha. you think that your weakling powerup will do anything to me
<Headkicker> because I have the power of
<Headkicker> Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
<Glenn> Wha?
* Headkicker grows a mohawk
<Headkicker> Mr. T
<OverlordBill> Ho noes!
<Glenn> Impossible! How did he transform?!?
(I was really hoping Impossible would say something, but oh well. Continuing)
<OverlordBill> Glenn!
<OverlordBill> Retreat!
<Glenn> Never! He is still just a punk!
* Headkicker Uses some lame catch phrases.
<Headkicker> I pity da foo!
* Glenn charges the Sog, and attacks with Ultimate Light. 300 dmg!
* Glenn is offended by pop-culture references! Attack and Defense down!
* Headkicker makes Glenn's ears bleed with lectures about pitying the foo that does drugs. 100 dmg!
* Glenn is bleeding.
* Glenn recieves 30 dmg from poison.
* Glenn uses Panacea! All status effects eliminated!
* Headkicker Shoots a magical rainbow beam from his mohawk. 200 dmg!
<Glenn> Impossible! How could a mere Mr. T defeat me?
<Glenn> I won't lose just yet!
* Glenn begins Sog charge. 5.
* Headkicker pities the fool that doesn't help prevent forest fires. 10 dmg
* Glenn charges. 4.
* Headkicker gets mauled by smokey the bear for stealing his platform. 150 dmg
* Glenn charges. 3.
* Headkicker Is fixing his hair to get his mohawk just right
* Glenn charges. 2.
* Headkicker Calls on help from the A-Team
* Glenn charges. 1.
* Headkicker cant think of anything else to do
* Glenn charges. 0.
* Headkicker Defends
* Glenn uses Suiciaflame!
* Glenn dies. 14,000 dmg to Headkicker!
* Headkicker no longer has a mohawk.
* Headkicker loses his one source of power
* Headkicker uses Dr. Phyll's hair growth formula
<Headkicker> *Revive*
<Glenn> http://www.vgmusic.com/music/console/so ... uccess.mid
* Headkicker gains 6000 exp
* Headkicker reached level 43!
* Headkicker learned Mohawk Tornado!

Yes, we really do this stuff when we're bored.
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Postby Impossible » Fri Apr 08, 2005 10:13 pm

I can't say anything when I'm not there...
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Postby Impossible » Sun Apr 10, 2005 3:59 am

Bold part was added by me:

* turkey has joined #theway
* Impossible` eats Turkey
<turkey> x
<Impossible`> Oookay...
<turkey> hello
<turkey> speak englýsh pls
<turkey> ý m serdar
<turkey> ý from ýn turkey
<turkey> how are you
<Impossible`> *who
<Impossible`> are you?
<turkey> my name is serdar
<turkey> whats your name
<Impossible`> Then why isn't your nick "serdar"?
<turkey> yesü
<turkey> sorry
<turkey> yes
<turkey> bcause
<Impossible`> I mean, you just told a total stranger your name, it can't be much of a secret.
<turkey> ý m from ýn TURKEY
<turkey> OOOOO
<turkey> YES
<turkey> MY NAME SERDAR
<Impossible`> That's a pretty stupid reason for the name "turkey"...
<turkey> WHATS YOUR NAME
<Impossible`> I'm from Australia but my nickname isn't "Australia".
<turkey> YES OKEY
<Impossible`> You could just type /nick serdar and then people would be calling you by your name instead of a country, which is kind of stupid.
<turkey> I BELIEVE
<turkey> OOO SORRY
<Impossible`> You wouldn't want people to make generalizations about your country because that's your nickname, would you?
<turkey> YOU ARES VERY GOOD PEOPLE
<turkey> AND VERY GOOD
<Impossible`> I mean, I'm sure you would be upset if everyone thought people from Turkey were all idiots. [SUPER IMPLICATION MOMENT #1]
<turkey> CAN I HAVE YOUR NAME
<turkey> ARE YOU SOLDIER
<Impossible`> Call me Australia.
<turkey> YES
<turkey> PLEASE GIVE ME YOUR TELEPHONE
<turkey> OR
<Impossible`> ...It's a long-distance call. I think.
<turkey> I GIVE MAY TELEPHONE TOB YOU
<Teenr0cker> o_O
<turkey> YES A LONG
<turkey> BUT
<Teenr0cker> Impossible, how many nights has this been going on
<turkey> I THING
<turkey> 5 NIGHT
<turkey> BUT
<turkey> I WORKING A FABRIKA
<Impossible`> Oh.
<Impossible`> Now I understand completely.
<turkey> THIS DEPARTMEN IS Ü
<turkey> ACCADOUNTLY
<turkey> YES
<turkey> NEW PEOPLES
<turkey> AND
<turkey> NEW CENTRUM
<turkey> NEW LIGHT
<turkey> IS A GOOD
<Teenr0cker> its like talking with WarV...
<turkey> ITS TRUHU
<Impossible`> I guess all people from Turkey speak in capital letters because you're Turkish and you do, right?
<Impossible`> I mean, your name is "turkey".
<turkey> YES I HANK YOU
<Impossible`> See, people make all sorts of assumptions.
<turkey> YES ALL RIHGT
<Teenr0cker> sounds like hes drunk not turkish
<turkey> NO I FROM IN TURKEY
<turkey> MY NAME IS SERDAR
<turkey> PLS
<Impossible`> Next they'll be saying "Turkish people are morons" or "Turkish people are whores", all because of this generalization you've caused. [DOUBLE SUPER WACKY IMPLICATION MOMENT #2]
<turkey> 0 537 8431399
<Impossible`> It's all your fault.
<Impossible`> You bastard.
<Teenr0cker> schützengrabenvernichtüngsautomobile!
<turkey> OKEY
<Impossible`> If you want to be called Serdar, then why isn't it your nick?
<Impossible`> I can't imagine you want to be called Turkey.
<Teenr0cker> yeah, good point
<Impossible`> And make all your people suffer at the wrath of anyone who's met you. [TRIPLE SUPER DUPER IMPLICATION MOMENT #3]
<Impossible`> So why is your name "turkey"?
<turkey> BCAUSE I LIVING IN TURKEY
<Impossible`> I'm starting to gain strong feelings about your country already from knowing you. [#4 LOL]
<Impossible`> But nobody else has their nickname as their country.
<Impossible`> We all have it has the name we want to be called.
<Impossible`> You want to be called Serdar, but you haven't made that your name.
<Impossible`> So you can't really be called Serdar, turkey.
<turkey> OK
<turkey> THANKS
<turkey> SEE YOU
<turkey> BY
<Impossible`> Have you ever played THE WAY?
<turkey> NO
<Impossible`> That's TOO BAD.
<turkey> WHY
<Impossible`> I guess that means nobody in Turkey has played the Way, because Turkey hasn't.
<Teenr0cker> because it might make you smarter if you play it
<Impossible`> And the name Turkey obviously represents your whole country, as you do, hence you using it.
<Impossible`> Because it means so many people from Turkey are missing out.
<Teenr0cker> thank god my name isnt America
<Impossible`> My name isn't Australia.
<turkey> YES
<Impossible`> You're TURKEY.
<turkey> THANKS
<Teenr0cker> WE ARE HAVING THE LOCKING OF THE CAPS PROBLEM, NO?
<Teenr0cker> THE MONEY IS IN THE BOOKCASE
<turkey> NO PROBLEM
<Teenr0cker> AND THESE STRAWBERRIES ARE TASTY
<turkey> LIGHT AND WEAR IS VERY GOOD
<Impossible`> RING RING TELEPHONE.
<Impossible`> RING RING BANANA PHONE.
<turkey> OK
<turkey> GIVE ME TELEPHONE
<Teenr0cker> SO, WE ARE NO LONGER DOGS, RIGHT?
<turkey> YES
<Teenr0cker> FOR I CONSUME THEE, OH GEODE OF MIGHTY CHEESE!
<Teenr0cker> MY LEFT FOOT ITCHES IN FRANCE
<turkey> OK SEEE YOU LATER
<turkey> BY BY
<Teenr0cker> BI BI
<Impossible`> YB YB
<Teenr0cker> BISEXUAL
<Impossible`> DETRITUS
<Teenr0cker> THE NOODLES ARE OF THE WARMING KIND, NUH?
<Impossible`> FUH
<Teenr0cker> EMREBENDE
<Impossible`> SAUSAGE AND TURKEY
<Teenr0cker> THEY SHOULD HAVE NAMED TURKEY "CHICKEN" INSTEAD
<Teenr0cker> THEN THE KERNEL WOULD HAVE RULED SUPREME WITH HIS MONKIES!!
* turkey has quit IRC (Quit: «[ Experience RocK ]» http://www.turkrock.com)
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Postby Teenr0cker » Sun Apr 10, 2005 4:28 am

Ok, I believe explanation is in order.

Like Santa, this "turkey" fellow drops in almost periodically with no warning. Now that's no problem. It's when they act incredibly retarded and make the caps lock key their lover that I get a little offended. Now when it's 3 am for me, I lack the sugar I need to fuel my flamie flames of flamingness, thus flaming the flamee (Turkey). So my other option is to fight stupid with retarded. I pride myself in knowing I confused some asshole claimng to be Turkish by acting like a goddamn idiot. It would have gone faster, but only if we had Bill...'cause he'd be good at being random and confusing.



I have no idea why I started posting this reply, but hey.
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Postby Impossible » Sun Apr 10, 2005 4:48 am

Wait, turkey has been in the channel before, too? Hm...

And I think the first true laugh out loud part in there was:

<turkey> PLEASE GIVE ME YOUR TELEPHONE
<turkey> OR
<turkey> I GIVE MAY TELEPHONE TOB YOU
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Postby Fitz Tayo » Sun Apr 10, 2005 8:30 am

Haven't you been to Turkey before? Everybody's like it.
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Postby OverlordBill » Sun Apr 10, 2005 8:35 am

I bet that was Telephalsion being stupid. Stupid Telephalsion. Stupid 2000 post count.
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Postby Teenr0cker » Sun Apr 10, 2005 10:28 am

He was doing a damn good job of it then...it's a shame Impossible never got to get to the sarcastic remarks and his >_>cannon
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Postby OverlordBill » Fri Apr 15, 2005 3:40 pm

(17:30:27) Ranger [~Ranger@ZiRC-C90EDCFF.crescentb.com] entered the room.
(17:30:35) Ranger: hello
(17:31:12) OverlordBill: Name and rank?
(17:31:32) Ranger: Lord Of Middle Land
(17:31:37) Ranger: General
(17:31:51) OverlordBill: Wrong.
(17:31:53) OverlordBill: You fail the test.
(17:32:23) OverlordBill: Eggs! Get your eggs, here! Fresh and white eggs, here!
(17:32:23) Strayed: it was actually a yes or no question.
(17:32:25) Ranger: OverlordBill, What's that?
(17:32:55) Ranger: so the answer should have been.....
(17:33:35) Ranger: Strayed, name and rank?
(17:33:46) Strayed: blue
(17:33:58) Ranger: wrong
(17:35:03) OverlordBill: Wiggle jiggle, yellow middle That's the best of what you are. I love you egg! White and tender, surround the center. Cozy, sitting in the crackling shell.
(17:35:39) Ranger: you are CRAZY
(17:38:54) OverlordBill: Vitamins and minerals, oodles of proteins too! I love you, I love you! Popular and perfect, and So complete in every way! I love you egg! Come in to my tummy, oh so very yummy!
(17:39:54) OverlordBill: Crack, crack, crack chip a chip away your shell!
(17:39:55) Ranger left the room.
(17:39:57) OverlordBill: YES!
(17:40:02) OverlordBill: I WIN AGAIN!

I rawk rawk hard.
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Postby Glenn47 » Fri Apr 15, 2005 5:49 pm

* Porter has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
<WarV> If all of us ping out #theway will be destoried.

Add that to the vault.
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Postby Excell » Fri Apr 15, 2005 6:25 pm

Hahahaha. War.
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