by Porter » Sun May 02, 2004 4:19 pm
Porter, Iteroth and Jeramyu were very proud as they have made some progress in their journey by destroying Gaius.
"So Iteroth, where did you find that sack?" Porter asked.
"I don't know man," Iteroth said
'You're fucked up." Porter replied
"Hamburgers?" Iteroth said. Porter looked at him quite confused.
Jeramyu at this time was looking at a piece of paper.
"So what does the map say that we're following?" Porter asked.
"uhm, just keep going to way," Jeramyu replied
"So it's directly east?" said Porter.
"uhm....sure....yeah"
They continued walking for a while until...
"damnit, Porter do you have a Park Place?" Jeramyu asked
"What the? What? Park Place?" Porter said.
"It's the only piece I'm missing from my "map"" Jeramyu replied
Porter snatched the map away from Jeramyu. Much in awe Porter made a stunning observation.
"Jeramyu you dumbass, the McDonalds monopoly game is over, no more."
"awww shit, I wanted to win," Jeramyu said, "So shall we continue on?"
"Do you know where the strings of life are?" Iteroth asked.
"kind of.....maybe..........nope," Jeramyu said, "I know it's west!"
"But you said east...." Porter said
"uhm yeah, let's just find someone who knows."
"Halt!!!!!" cried a voice
Porter pulled his sword, "Show yourself!!!!!"
"You......you killed Serena!!" A mysterious figure yelled.
"It's RHUE!!!" Iteroth replied
Rhue stepped out and was extremely angery!
"Be careful guys, we all know how Rhue gets, pissed at everyone very fast, then goes insane in his head and plans to kill people," Iteroth said.
"Your right, we should take him all together," Jeramyu said boldly.
"No, I will take him!" Chip stepped out from behind the bushes, "I am twice his age, which means I have twice the wisdom.....did I mention I was twice his age.....32 years old to be exact, but anyway you kids can.....did I mention I'm twice his age?"
"Spit it out boy," Porter said
"I am twice his age.......and you kids can't take him," Chip said.
"Well are we gonna fight now?" Rhue said, "I'm ready to kill you for what you have done to Serena."
"Alright, let's do this!" Chip exclaimed, "I'm twice your age Rhue."
"Quit talking and let's go," as Rhue pulled his sword.
"I'm 32 years old Rhue, twice your age!" Chip said again......."Twice your age"
Rhue and Chip started the plunge. Chip was sliced hard in the balls, totally removing them from his body.
"Hooray!" Iteroth, Porter and Jeramyu exclaimed.
"ugh, I can't win," Chip said in anguish...."but I'm still twice your age."
Rhue stood over him and put the final blade threw Chips head and carried him to the river.
"See this you three? This is what is gonna happen to you," Rhue said.
Rhue then tripped on a rock and fell into pirahna infested waters.
"HELP....UHGksdfSf............"
Rhues voice faded into a watery mass of bubbles then silence.
"Holy shit dude....that was trippy." Iteroth said.
The three heroes continued on.
Characters Terminated:
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3) Gaius
1) Rhue
Characters Remaining:
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2) Traziun
4) Slade
5) Strata
6) Lyrra
7) Cetsa
8 )Scatha/Chasta
9) Lexus
10) Kloe
11) Phantom Slasher
12) Serena
13) Dirk