The Way Survivor Day 3 - An unexpected twist

[Porter]

Porter, Iteroth and Jeramyu were very proud as they have made some progress in their journey by destroying Gaius.

"So Iteroth, where did you find that sack?" Porter asked.
"I don't know man," Iteroth said
'You're fucked up." Porter replied
"Hamburgers?" Iteroth said. Porter looked at him quite confused.

Jeramyu at this time was looking at a piece of paper.

"So what does the map say that we're following?" Porter asked.
"uhm, just keep going to way," Jeramyu replied
"So it's directly east?" said Porter.
"uhm....sure....yeah"

They continued walking for a while until...
"damnit, Porter do you have a Park Place?" Jeramyu asked
"What the? What? Park Place?" Porter said.
"It's the only piece I'm missing from my "map"" Jeramyu replied

Porter snatched the map away from Jeramyu. Much in awe Porter made a stunning observation.
"Jeramyu you dumbass, the McDonalds monopoly game is over, no more."
"awww shit, I wanted to win," Jeramyu said, "So shall we continue on?"
"Do you know where the strings of life are?" Iteroth asked.
"kind of.....maybe..........nope," Jeramyu said, "I know it's west!"
"But you said east...." Porter said
"uhm yeah, let's just find someone who knows."

"Halt!!!!!" cried a voice
Porter pulled his sword, "Show yourself!!!!!"

"You......you killed Serena!!" A mysterious figure yelled.
"It's RHUE!!!" Iteroth replied

Rhue stepped out and was extremely angery!

"Be careful guys, we all know how Rhue gets, pissed at everyone very fast, then goes insane in his head and plans to kill people," Iteroth said.
"Your right, we should take him all together," Jeramyu said boldly.

"No, I will take him!" Chip stepped out from behind the bushes, "I am twice his age, which means I have twice the wisdom.....did I mention I was twice his age.....32 years old to be exact, but anyway you kids can.....did I mention I'm twice his age?"
"Spit it out boy," Porter said
"I am twice his age.......and you kids can't take him," Chip said.

"Well are we gonna fight now?" Rhue said, "I'm ready to kill you for what you have done to Serena."
"Alright, let's do this!" Chip exclaimed, "I'm twice your age Rhue."
"Quit talking and let's go," as Rhue pulled his sword.
"I'm 32 years old Rhue, twice your age!" Chip said again......."Twice your age"

Rhue and Chip started the plunge. Chip was sliced hard in the balls, totally removing them from his body.

"Hooray!" Iteroth, Porter and Jeramyu exclaimed.

"ugh, I can't win," Chip said in anguish...."but I'm still twice your age."
Rhue stood over him and put the final blade threw Chips head and carried him to the river.

"See this you three? This is what is gonna happen to you," Rhue said.

Rhue then tripped on a rock and fell into pirahna infested waters.
"HELP....UHGksdfSf............"
Rhues voice faded into a watery mass of bubbles then silence.

"Holy shit dude....that was trippy." Iteroth said.
The three heroes continued on.


Characters Terminated:
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3) Gaius
1) Rhue

Characters Remaining:
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2) Traziun
4) Slade
5) Strata
6) Lyrra
7) Cetsa
8 )Scatha/Chasta
9) Lexus
10) Kloe
11) Phantom Slasher
12) Serena
13) Dirk

[Excell]

OWNED, CHIP!!!!!

Slade.

[Fitz Tayo]

Wow! That was brilliant! Like hitting two birds with one stone! Anyway, DIRK MUST PERISH! Or something along those lines... Yeah I vote for Dirk to be killed.

[Sinova]

Dirk

[Greatchickenman]

But Dirk is the coolest! I pick Strata.

[Leo]

Dirk. I will kill someone if Slade gets voted off!

[Iteroth]

ROFL. I love it how I'm always high.

[EmperorJeramyu]

Porter, you have some seriously untapped writing talent. That HAS to be the funniest thing I've read in a LONG time.

I vote Kloe.

[silent_empath]

ok i'll vote dirk this time ...but only so he's out of the way so we can destroy STRATA.

[Excell]

No, Porter just does a really good Chip impersonation.

[thewaynewbie]

OOO LOOK DER ISH 2 FANCY DISHES ON MY CAT!1!111!!!11!!

yuor constantetst ish goes sux0rs to here porter!???!///!?///

ok here ish story of MAH SUPEROR ADVENTURE FOR DA MASSES!!1!!11!!!

thewaynewbie goes to da loserrs and finds dem PLAYING TEHY WAY 2 ON DA PS2!1!!11!!11!1!!!

porter: der der no we ish likes da ps2 cuz theway2 ish on it

thewaynewbie: no u foos!!11!11!!!1!11!11!! tehway2 ish no goods!!11!!11!!11!!!1! rhue ish not in it!!!1!!1!!!!!1!11!!

excell: o dat ish y WEE ISH DUMDUM FAGOTS!!!1!!1!!11!!

thewaynewbie: yupo now u goes da way of da strata

porter: u ish rite....ok we ish fite den....

TAKE DAT SUPER PLUNGES!1!!!1!!1!!!

looks out porter and microCOUGH, rhue ISH ON YO TAIL!!11!!!!111!!!!1

[Porter]

thewaynewbie: Rhue recieved the most votes last round, thus making him the next contestant to be kicked off the survivor island. You're gonna have to get over it

[Chip]

Oh. Man. I can't believeI'M TWICE YOUR AGE you guys actually 32 YEARS OLD put me into the 32 YEARS story. But my groin was removed fromOLDER THAN ALL OF YOUmy body, so I'm kind of down about that. Anyway if I could vote I'M 32 SON 32 I would have picked Traziun..again. TWICE YOUR AGE.

Anyway, it's not like I TWICE YOUR FREAKING AGE MAN say that I'm older that much... I'M A 32 YEARS OLD AND TEACH A HIGH SCHOOL CLASS

Oh well. I'm going off to ponder about how young you kids are. Have fun.

[Exiled]

Normally I would vote kloe.... but I don't want strata to get kicked off sooooo. I am going to have to go with Dirk.... old bastard...

[Telephalsion]

slade

ooh the tension!!!!!