So many good times. The entire Old forums (not Old Old) were a riot... the polls, the post-thanksgiving spamfest, forums going down everyday because of crappy GW hosting...
Of course, this forums has wrought its legacy too. Looking through the old topics...
"Excell - Who do you hate the most?"
It's hard to chose just one flaming topic from the days of olde, but I think this is pretty much the archetype.
"Chip - Chain Fan Fiction--JOIN IN!"
"Chip - CHAIN FAN FICTION-Rebeard (Continued)---JOIN IN!"
Ok, so I'm the only one who misses this. It's a shame Chip was a lying scumbag fundie, because he had a lot of talent for writing.
"GCM - Guest"
An overlooked chapter in the forums, the saga of Warren. In this topic, it finally comes to a close.
"Fitz - Should Leo shut up about Slade?"
Leo... whatever happened to that guy? Not that it matters, since he was a spammer.
"Excell - Who Would Win?
Follow up:
"Excell - PORTER WINS!!!!!!!!"
Excell was on the verge of being banned SO MANY times...
"Chip - My name is Chip...or is it?
Chip does the big reveal for the thing that everybody already knew anyway. Here's the log of how Porter and I "checkmated" him:
Click!
"Porter - Porter's Missing Person's Bureau"
A noteworthy classic.
"Porter - Interview with Lun"
A lot of people probably missed this one.
The entire Bikkel saga
One of the most prolific chapters in our history. Also spawned this image (created by myself):
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"Porter - #theway Episode 1 - No Ass Shall Bleed Coming Soon"
Porter, if you're reading this, I'm spiting you.
"Porter - #theway episode one"
Hahaha. Oh, man. His link may be down, but I have preserved this horror for time eternal. You can grab it from this crappy
Rapidshare link. Just click "Free", etc. Rm2k3 required. I take no responsibility for missing resources.
"Iteroth - I have a confession..."
Iteroth: best person ever.
"War - mIRC quotes"
The original one. Bill was a funny kid, too bad he needed to grow up, badly.
"Coacoa - A short history of the boy-god Inderos."
I had to put one of these in here somewhere.
"Tele - Major spam attack"
One of the few remnants of the great spam attack of June. It took some guy with an autoposting javascript and a proxy roulette in order to finally make me an admin.
"Flibbo - The Crestfallen Few = Last Hope for Humanity?"
One of my favorites. War fails at picture posting. So does teen, but marginally less so.
"iamtheverb - ROMAN WAS RIGHT"
Sweet, sweet victory. Also has some quote from me that I can't remember which topic it was from where I got pissed at Ryan.
Jeramyu - "The continuing saga of "Wrong Way"!"
We can't delve into our history without this. It's the official bible of the community. Actually, in retrospect it really could've been a lot better, but at least I finished the first part (IMO, the second episode of the second season was probably the funniest).
"Jeramyu - UHBJ2X3X:BFTGM"
I demand that this be considered historic. Well... maybe not.
Porter's "Way Survivor" series
I can't actually seem to find the first one, so here's the second. I'm too lazy to list them all, but they were really damn funny. Too bad all the pictures are broken, because those were classic.
...And without a doubt, the BEST topic of all time...
"Iteroth - Badass topic."
This one has the "surprise ending" that I just can't stop laughing at. Porter is the man.
Anyway, there were like a bunch I probably could've added, but when I soon realized that there was over 20 pages of topics, I decided just to choose a few. Maybe some other vet can dig up the good ones.
Sigh, I miss the good ol' days. Looking at the cast of Wrong Way, it's kinda disappointing just to see who doesn't post anymore.
"Unfortunately, the dragon only speaks in Napalm, a curious ancient language that you don't really need to speak to understand."