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Postby Poenaensis » Wed Jan 03, 2007 5:31 am

Sling wrote:Yeah, I'm pretty sure I almost died, I ended up drinking half a keg of Jack Daniels as well as some Pernod and some Magners.


This is a bad thing, the indicator of insane drunkeness (at the hands of mercilless 'ow my ears' and thumbmaster players over a base of '21'), is the inability to see, in fact, having to concentrate on an object for three seconds before it focuses.
"Mum, Grandad says he cant get his bottom set of false teeth out."

"Don, are you all right?"

"I can't get my teeth out"

"that's cause they're real"
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Grandad's mind gave up on boxing day, to late to get him new one for Christmas, he'll have to wait till his birthday now.
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Postby Sling » Wed Jan 03, 2007 6:29 am

I couldn't focus at all, let alone within 3 seconds.
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Postby Poenaensis » Wed Jan 03, 2007 7:44 am

yes then, u nearly died. never go to sleep in that state, or you might throw up in your mouth and suffocate.
"Mum, Grandad says he cant get his bottom set of false teeth out."

"Don, are you all right?"

"I can't get my teeth out"

"that's cause they're real"
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Grandad's mind gave up on boxing day, to late to get him new one for Christmas, he'll have to wait till his birthday now.
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Postby Sling » Thu Jan 04, 2007 5:27 am

I did fall asleep, but that was at 5:30am. Hehe, I was snoring so loud it kept my mates awake for an hour.
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Postby Wellsy » Fri Jan 05, 2007 12:58 am

Be thankful you didn't end up like this guy when you woke up:

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Postby Poenaensis » Fri Jan 05, 2007 6:24 am

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

My god, his life is over.
"Mum, Grandad says he cant get his bottom set of false teeth out."

"Don, are you all right?"

"I can't get my teeth out"

"that's cause they're real"
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Grandad's mind gave up on boxing day, to late to get him new one for Christmas, he'll have to wait till his birthday now.
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Postby War » Fri Jan 05, 2007 5:16 pm

That is going to be a nice warm wake up.
<WarV> You know what this place needs?
<Strayed> hookers?
<@Jeramyu> boobs?
<WarV> How about hookers WITH boobs!
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Postby Poenaensis » Sat Jan 06, 2007 6:23 am

and soft, sprading the weight evenly, who need Tempur?
"Mum, Grandad says he cant get his bottom set of false teeth out."

"Don, are you all right?"

"I can't get my teeth out"

"that's cause they're real"
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Grandad's mind gave up on boxing day, to late to get him new one for Christmas, he'll have to wait till his birthday now.
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Postby Aegis » Mon Jan 08, 2007 3:04 pm

...At least he wasn't sleeping nude...
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