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Postby Poenaensis » Thu Jan 04, 2007 1:28 pm

no, the only way to become linkmaster now is to apprentice yourself to non-sequitur, then hope he leaves.
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Postby Teenr0cker » Thu Jan 04, 2007 4:59 pm

Or avenge his death.

yeh, teen's trying for postmaster general


Eh? Uh no.


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Postby Wellsy » Fri Jan 05, 2007 12:54 am

There will only be one Linkmaster General, and his name shall be Non Sequitur. No other pretenders will be tolerated. So let it be written, so let it be done.
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Postby War » Fri Jan 05, 2007 5:19 pm

Teen should never get that title as there is only one true post master and his name is Tele.
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Postby Poenaensis » Sat Jan 06, 2007 6:19 am

This is very true, tele should get chief spammer or something.
"Mum, Grandad says he cant get his bottom set of false teeth out."

"Don, are you all right?"

"I can't get my teeth out"

"that's cause they're real"
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Postby Sling » Sat Jan 06, 2007 7:37 am

Poenaensis wrote:This is very true, tele should get chief spammer or something.
I dunno, Tele hasn't been posting that often recently.
In this day and age, an era where there are people who actually throw shit at each other, anything, could be possible.
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Postby Wellsy » Sun Jan 07, 2007 2:22 pm

Postmaster/chief spammer isn't something you get for a brief period of time - it is a lifetime title earned through hour upon countless hour of typing forum replies over a seemingly endless period of years. Tele, you da man.
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Postby Strayed Wanderer » Tue Jan 09, 2007 1:38 am

Wasn't SBF elected the "Chief Spammer" a long time ago?
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Postby Telephalsion » Wed Jan 10, 2007 12:41 pm

He's the first spammer.
But jsut as it is obvious that Alfred Nobel couldn't win his own award since it was created in his honor, SBF can't get a spamming award since any spamming award has to be in his honor.
Also, If anyone else can make 12+ posts a day and have about 10% of the posts of the forum (I think I had that at one point) then they can be called the spam master.
Of course I'll delte their posts before that.
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Postby Angel_OA » Wed Jan 10, 2007 1:32 pm

Oh my god, you're all fucking spammers! What does this have to do with ANYTHING?
From what my barber told me, I now knew that nothing was real.
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Postby MusashiEX » Wed Jan 10, 2007 4:54 pm

How off topic are we? Very.
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Postby Telephalsion » Thu Jan 11, 2007 12:43 pm

A big 132 on that one.
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