Greatchickenman wrote:Then challenge her to a game of chess, but lace all of her pieces with mild sedatives.
I think you are laced up a little too much.
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Sage Of The Wise wrote:This sounds like the beginning of a sitcom. Think about it: "Coming this fall to Fox, Ralphie and the Hooker".
MusashiEX wrote:That's why it's also called illegal sex. I probably can't overpower her even when she is not paying attention. She is on the wrestling team. I doubt I could take her. I'm on the chess team.
Sage Of The Wise wrote:This sounds like the beginning of a sitcom. Think about it: "Coming this fall to Fox, Ralphie and the Hooker".
CJ wrote:MusashiEX wrote:That's why it's also called illegal sex. I probably can't overpower her even when she is not paying attention. She is on the wrestling team. I doubt I could take her. I'm on the chess team.
can't overpower her? what is she a man or something?
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Angel_OA wrote:HolsteinCow wrote:Sarcasm wrote:Fun Fact: Poking someone in Israel is considered rape and not assault.
Use one of those extendable batons.
"For long distance rape."
hudabigbadwolf wrote:Just hit her head with a bat and say it looked like a baseball.
Greatchickenman wrote:This is not such a hard situation. All you have to do is seek her out using the reflection of the sun off of your sword. Once you've reached her you must find some way to get her to let her guard down just enough for you to scale her via her fur. She'll most likely try to dislodge you by violently shaking herself or what not. This will radically decrease your grip meter, so make sure you find some place to rest upon her hardened skin. After enough time on her you'll have found some way to reach her weak points, which are randomly stretched across her body. All that remains from there is thrusting your sword deep into her weak points until she is defeated.
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