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Was this tragedy a result of PMS?

Yes
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No
1
10%
Stab!
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Total votes : 10

Why, god!

Postby MusashiEX » Wed Jan 24, 2007 6:59 pm

I was talking to my friend, and made a joke about video game playing girls and she got mad and when I went to the washroom, she extracted files from my "The Way" folders, and put every single file in the main directory. So I, oblivious to her evil plot, didn't bother to check if anything is wrong. The next day, when I was checking an earlier version of Ep. 1, found out that I couldn't open files, since the game can't open it's files. I then realized that there weren't any folders for the sounds, backdrop, charset, ect. So now I'm stuck reorganizing every version of every episode of The Way. And some other rm2k games.
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Postby MusashiEX » Wed Jan 24, 2007 7:00 pm

Hey! I was right. It was a result of PMS. It says 100% on the poll. xD
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Postby Teenr0cker » Wed Jan 24, 2007 8:44 pm

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Sage Of The Wise wrote:This sounds like the beginning of a sitcom. Think about it: "Coming this fall to Fox, Ralphie and the Hooker".
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Postby Strayed Wanderer » Wed Jan 24, 2007 9:00 pm

I'd suggest that you stay away from females, consider homosexuality.
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Postby Wellsy » Thu Jan 25, 2007 12:53 am

Your friend sounds like a total bitch. This sounds like it will either end two ways - you two will hate each other forever, or you'll end up having sex and then hating each other forever.
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Postby Teenr0cker » Thu Jan 25, 2007 3:20 am

Does NOBODY realize the fact it took him a minute of deduction, plus whatever time it took to write the post, to figure out his own damn problem?
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Postby Sarcasm » Thu Jan 25, 2007 5:20 am

As long as you can find your save file, just redownload the whole shebang.

Also, Initiate surprise sex if she does that again.
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Postby Teenr0cker » Thu Jan 25, 2007 9:10 am

It's not rape, it's just....surprise sex!



I would have suggested what you did, Sarcasm, at least the extracting and renewing thingy, but....

1) Gamers are inherently lazy
2) if he has more than just The Way on his computer, then unless they're not named Save1.lsd or whatever, he will only have a few saves, and that will be from whichever game she moved files from last.


Also, you better be and college if you're putting up with shit like that. A pal of mine dumped some chick who basically had him tied the fuck down for THREE YEARS. He was only recently self-liberated and he's now happier than I've ever seen him. Thus, when looking into High School relationships (.01% of success of survival during and after college), I quote Chaucer's Troilus and Criseyde:

"Troilus, whose custom was to guide
His younger knights, now led them up and down
Through the great temple, and from side to side;
He studied all the ladies in the town,
Bestowing here a smile and there a frown,
Servant to none - none troubled his repose
So he praised or slighted whom he chose.

And as he walked, he was for ever glancing
To note if any squire of his or knight
Began to sigh, or let his eye go dancing
Towards some woman who had come in sight;
Then he would say 'God knows, it serves you right!
Softly she lies asleep for love of you,
Who turn in restless pain the whole night through!

I've heard, God knows, of how you lovers live,
Your mad observances and superstitions,
The pains you take, the services you give
To win your love; when won, what dread suspicions!
And when your prey is lost, what exhibitions
Of woe, fools that you are - and blind, dear brothers!
Not one of you takes warning from the others.'"


Carry a condom, fuck 'em hard, fuck 'em fast, then run away quickly. That's the game plan. BREAK!
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Postby Fitz Tayo » Thu Jan 25, 2007 9:47 am

You should hit her for fucking with your computer. It is the unwritten rule of nerd not to fuck with somebody else's rubbish. Nothing can redeem her now.
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Postby Ferios » Thu Jan 25, 2007 12:59 pm

You'd think it'd be easier to delete everything. Of course, that's easy to recover, too. But most people don't realize that. If it really was due to PMS, I doubt she would have had the state of mind to realize that and would have just deleted it all.

While it has little to do with the topic, I happen to have another version of Teen's picture.

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Thus do I add another photo to my collection.
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Postby Sling » Thu Jan 25, 2007 3:57 pm

As do I...
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In this day and age, an era where there are people who actually throw shit at each other, anything, could be possible.
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Postby MusashiEX » Fri Jan 26, 2007 4:14 pm

Teenr0cker wrote:Carry a condom, fuck 'em hard, fuck 'em fast, then run away quickly. That's the game plan. BREAK!



...I doubt that's legal... I'm only 14... she'll probably overpower me...
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Postby Greatchickenman » Fri Jan 26, 2007 4:18 pm

Overpower you? That's why it's called surprise sex!
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Postby MusashiEX » Fri Jan 26, 2007 4:21 pm

That's why it's also called illegal sex. I probably can't overpower her even when she is not paying attention. She is on the wrestling team. I doubt I could take her. I'm on the chess team.
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Postby Greatchickenman » Fri Jan 26, 2007 4:28 pm

Then challenge her to a game of chess, but lace all of her pieces with mild sedatives.
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