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Impossible wrote:Isn't YOUR MOTHER a comment?
Sage Of The Wise wrote:This sounds like the beginning of a sitcom. Think about it: "Coming this fall to Fox, Ralphie and the Hooker".
Sage Of The Wise wrote:This sounds like the beginning of a sitcom. Think about it: "Coming this fall to Fox, Ralphie and the Hooker".
It's not rape, it's just....surprise sex!
"Troilus, whose custom was to guide
His younger knights, now led them up and down
Through the great temple, and from side to side;
He studied all the ladies in the town,
Bestowing here a smile and there a frown,
Servant to none - none troubled his repose
So he praised or slighted whom he chose.
And as he walked, he was for ever glancing
To note if any squire of his or knight
Began to sigh, or let his eye go dancing
Towards some woman who had come in sight;
Then he would say 'God knows, it serves you right!
Softly she lies asleep for love of you,
Who turn in restless pain the whole night through!
I've heard, God knows, of how you lovers live,
Your mad observances and superstitions,
The pains you take, the services you give
To win your love; when won, what dread suspicions!
And when your prey is lost, what exhibitions
Of woe, fools that you are - and blind, dear brothers!
Not one of you takes warning from the others.'"
Sage Of The Wise wrote:This sounds like the beginning of a sitcom. Think about it: "Coming this fall to Fox, Ralphie and the Hooker".
Teenr0cker wrote:Carry a condom, fuck 'em hard, fuck 'em fast, then run away quickly. That's the game plan. BREAK!
Impossible wrote:Isn't YOUR MOTHER a comment?
Impossible wrote:Isn't YOUR MOTHER a comment?
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