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by **MusashiEX** » Fri Jan 26, 2007 5:18 pm

Greatchickenman wrote:Then challenge her to a game of chess, but lace all of her pieces with mild sedatives.

I think you are laced up a little too much.

by **Teenr0cker** » Fri Jan 26, 2007 5:33 pm

I'm under the impression that if both of you are minors, it's not as alarming as an Adult (18+) and a minor screwing, for some reason. Parents usually don't want their kids fucking while they're in High School anyways, so it's not like you aren't already breaking a rule, disregarding your respective ages.

by CJ » Fri Jan 26, 2007 10:35 pm

MusashiEX wrote:That's why it's also called illegal sex. I probably can't overpower her even when she is not paying attention. She is on the wrestling team. I doubt I could take her. I'm on the chess team.

can't overpower her? what is she a man or something?

by **Teenr0cker** » Sat Jan 27, 2007 1:36 am

ooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhh SNAP!

by **MusashiEX** » Sat Jan 27, 2007 8:21 am

CJ wrote:
MusashiEX wrote:That's why it's also called illegal sex. I probably can't overpower her even when she is not paying attention. She is on the wrestling team. I doubt I could take her. I'm on the chess team.

can't overpower her? what is she a man or something?

Did you not read the part about the wrestling?

by **Sarcasm** » Sat Jan 27, 2007 9:36 am

Pfft, use tactics, and drugs.

by **Sling** » Sat Jan 27, 2007 11:57 am

Tranquilise her, if anyone asks just say you mistook her for a bear...

by **Sarcasm** » Sat Jan 27, 2007 1:11 pm

Or set 7 snares around her and SS Doom-Chromatic Sphere her.

by **MusashiEX** » Sat Jan 27, 2007 1:37 pm

I'll do it if you supply the snares.

by **hudabigbadwolf** » Sat Jan 27, 2007 2:27 pm

Just hit her head with a bat and say it looked like a cricketball.

by **black feather** » Sat Jan 27, 2007 2:33 pm

hudabigbadwolf wrote:Just hit her head with a bat and say it looked like a baseball.

stop pretending to be american!

so far i recomend the tranquilzer idea

and then stop editing your post to pretend it never happened because your new one isn't funny! :lol:

by **Greatchickenman** » Sat Jan 27, 2007 2:53 pm

This is not such a hard situation. All you have to do is seek her out using the reflection of the sun off of your sword. Once you've reached her you must find some way to get her to let her guard down just enough for you to scale her via her fur. She'll most likely try to dislodge you by violently shaking herself or what not. This will radically decrease your grip meter, so make sure you find some place to rest upon her hardened skin. After enough time on her you'll have found some way to reach her weak points, which are randomly stretched across her body. All that remains from there is thrusting your sword deep into her weak points until she is defeated.

by **MusashiEX** » Sat Jan 27, 2007 3:11 pm

Greatchickenman wrote:This is not such a hard situation. All you have to do is seek her out using the reflection of the sun off of your sword. Once you've reached her you must find some way to get her to let her guard down just enough for you to scale her via her fur. She'll most likely try to dislodge you by violently shaking herself or what not. This will radically decrease your grip meter, so make sure you find some place to rest upon her hardened skin. After enough time on her you'll have found some way to reach her weak points, which are randomly stretched across her body. All that remains from there is thrusting your sword deep into her weak points until she is defeated.

Where's that from? Legend of Zelda?

by **EmperorJeramyu** » Sat Jan 27, 2007 3:34 pm

This topic is goddamn stupid. I think I'll lock it.

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Why, god!

Was this tragedy a result of PMS?

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