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And for a second I thought I had seen it all

Postby Sage Of The Wise » Sun Jan 28, 2007 5:37 pm

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16843377/?GT1=8921

This can only be one of the signs of the apocalypse.
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Postby Strayed Wanderer » Sun Jan 28, 2007 5:56 pm

So I'm not the only one who reads msn news? I saw an article about cutting off an Iguana's erection, but I'm too lazy to find the link.
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Postby Ferios » Sun Jan 28, 2007 7:38 pm

I am afraid I must agree. When grandmas are found peddling pot, the end is nigh.
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Postby PseudoFlare » Sun Jan 28, 2007 8:23 pm

What's next? Batman found on a roadkill due to the manufacturer's poor quality of utility belt then have one of his lawyers sue the whole F'ing company?

Sometimes Grannies just want change in the modern world.... :P
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Postby Ferios » Sun Jan 28, 2007 9:27 pm

Bingo for everybody!
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Postby MusashiEX » Mon Jan 29, 2007 9:50 am

Put her down.
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Postby Angel_OA » Mon Jan 29, 2007 1:09 pm

214 pounds of weed?
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214 pounds of weed?
That's enough to materialise the vacum of space inside someone's head.
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Postby Wellsy » Mon Jan 29, 2007 2:39 pm

I was amused by the title of a related article linked to in this one:

"How not to win over Grandma: Zap her"
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Postby MusashiEX » Mon Jan 29, 2007 3:03 pm

Zap. Oops. Sorry grandma!
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Postby Fitz Tayo » Mon Jan 29, 2007 3:41 pm

It's true actually, my town has a huge drug problem (mainly pot) and coincidently there's a depressingly large number of old people living here. But man, I could sure go for 214 pounds of weed...
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Postby Sling » Mon Jan 29, 2007 4:29 pm

Angel_OA wrote:214 pounds of weed?

That weighs more than me, I'm only 160lbs.
In this day and age, an era where there are people who actually throw shit at each other, anything, could be possible.
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Postby Angel_OA » Mon Jan 29, 2007 6:14 pm

How much is that in stone? How do you convert stone to pounds?
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Postby Fitz Tayo » Mon Jan 29, 2007 6:24 pm

Well from my calculations, I can't answer that particular question. But over here in the UK weed is measured by the ounce. Then divided by two over and over eventually 16ths as the standard buying amount for £10.

214 lbs = 3,424 ounces
3,424 x 16 = 54,784 nights of high

54,784 / 365 = 150.1 years

Thus a lifetime supply of weed. This is of course considering you would only consume a 16th a day, which is unlikely if you're going to be in possession of 214 pounds of the stuff, hell it's unlikely if you had an 8th of it. And of course my unit converter is probably lying to me again... but man... a lifetime supply of weed... dude...
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Postby Burning_Flame » Mon Jan 29, 2007 9:47 pm

With that much weed I could help my friend achieve his life time goal.
Make a bristol board sized paper, and fill it with weed. Sit around for a shitload long time and smoke it up.
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Postby Forerunner » Mon Jan 29, 2007 11:41 pm

Well who'd suspect a Granny? I don't find it that surprising.

And with that much of it, hell I'm surprised noone noticed sooner.
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