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Postby MusashiEX » Wed Feb 21, 2007 2:51 pm

I have proper spelling and grammer, am coherent, and took at least 100 posts before pissing someone off.
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Postby Teenr0cker » Wed Feb 21, 2007 4:05 pm

No, you were pissing me off pretty much on day one. Unless the circumstances provide otherwise, I try to give new people a little time before I start mentioning them. Usually I'm more than happy to, it allows me remind people that the first topic that came to Strayed's mind was a glowing green human phallus, or perhaps he was pondering them in multitude, who knows?


However, you are a mistake I regret, Sushi Porn. You are one with whom every bold new proclamation or statement increasingly annoys not only me, but a large majority of this board. Chance for redemption is but a mere wisp of what it was so very very long ago. Please, I politely implore you, either make a valiant effort to adapt, change, and perhaps even evolve in a sense if you wish to find your cozy nook in this community OR keep this stupid shit up. It's not hard to mock your posts, I'm sure even War could scrounge up a decent insult. Eventually you'll get upset, throw a fit, and claim that "this is your number one last post for good", only to return within a week. Or perhaps we'll never have the pleasure of enduring your comebacks. Who is to say? Either way, I request you to focus your widdle bitty attention span on making the wisest decision in the interest of the community.



God DAMN it, it's easier just to mock 'em. And fun. Can't forget the fun.
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Postby MusashiEX » Wed Feb 21, 2007 6:04 pm

I'm not Sushi Porn.
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Postby Teenr0cker » Wed Feb 21, 2007 8:54 pm

I dropped the "Mu" (it's prolly formal) And so there's Sushi Ex, but repeating endings are fine, so Sushi Ex Ex Ex became Sushi XXX which means you are sushi porn. By they way, you fail, flaming fuckwit. May the gods of sushi pornography have mercy on your stupid, stupid soul.
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Postby viola » Wed Feb 21, 2007 9:20 pm

This little argument is meant to be ironic, right?
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Postby Greatchickenman » Wed Feb 21, 2007 9:31 pm

One would think...
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Postby Teenr0cker » Wed Feb 21, 2007 9:43 pm

Greatchickenman wrote:One would think...



What?!? Thinking!?!? We'll be having none of that here, by jove!
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Postby Sarcasm » Thu Feb 22, 2007 5:10 am

You can never know, Teen is the master of deception, sometimes he manages to trick even himself and make him look like a retard.
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Postby Teenr0cker » Thu Feb 22, 2007 5:37 pm

I do? Really? I even didn't notic-DAMMIT! :roll:
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Postby MusashiEX » Thu Feb 22, 2007 7:14 pm

MusashiEX wrote:I have proper spelling and grammer, am coherent, and took at least 100 posts before pissing someone off.


I only spelled grammar wrong because I was trying to show that Sage spelled it wrong... without looking like an ass.
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Postby MusashiEX » Thu Feb 22, 2007 7:21 pm

Teenr0cker wrote:I dropped the "Mu" (it's prolly formal) And so there's Sushi Ex, but repeating endings are fine, so Sushi Ex Ex Ex became Sushi XXX which means you are sushi porn. By they way, you fail, flaming fuckwit. May the gods of sushi pornography have mercy on your stupid, stupid soul.


I... That's... What...


Never mind. I'm not even going to say anything. If you can change MusashiEX to Sushi Porn, you are better than me. Indefinitely.
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Postby Sage Of The Wise » Thu Feb 22, 2007 7:53 pm

I only spelled grammar wrong because I was trying to show that Sage spelled it wrong... without looking like an ass.

Yet you were the one quoted, what does that tell you?
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Postby MusashiEX » Thu Feb 22, 2007 8:18 pm

That life is a popularity contest?
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Postby Greatchickenman » Thu Feb 22, 2007 8:30 pm

All you can do now is wait until Teen slips up so can add him to your sig.
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Postby MusashiEX » Thu Feb 22, 2007 8:53 pm

Like this?
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