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Super-exciting must-read newbie introductory post.

Postby viola » Mon Feb 19, 2007 12:07 am

Hi. I'm new.

I'm really pleased to find The Way Series (which I discovered in the depths of a friend's computer) has such a ... thriving community.

I'm enjoying finding out all the secrets, Easter Eggs and options I missed by reading about other people's hard work (though I spent ages reading through the maps in Episode 6 trying to work out what the hell was going on...)

I love the chaos and the moral ambiguity of "Rhue", though Traziun is my favourite character. Does anyone have any reccomendations for similarly well-plotted fangames? If that's not a sacrilegious question to ask...

Given the over-analytical nature of the forums, I doubt there is much I can add to the theories short of attributing complete nonsense to Lun or listing book titles. But I plan on sticking around until Lun releases more Way-verse games or my IQ drops below zero.

I would make a list of interesting facts about me, but there aren't any.
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Postby Porter » Mon Feb 19, 2007 1:53 am

I'll give you some interesting facts though.

And here they are......
#1) Listen to Metal
#2) Don't diss it
#3) Do NOT mention Wisconsin in a joke about knowing nothing. Or I will stomp all over your candy ass.

Have a great day.
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Postby Fitz Tayo » Mon Feb 19, 2007 7:20 am

Your IQ will drop below 0. It's going to happen. Don't fight it.
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Postby Sarcasm » Mon Feb 19, 2007 8:05 am

Fitz Tayo wrote:Your IQ will drop below 0. It's going to happen. Don't fight it.

Yes, at that point, it will overflow and become over 9000, thus you shall transcend like the rest of The Worthy. (And turn on the Carry flag!)

And hey.
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Postby black feather » Mon Feb 19, 2007 1:38 pm

ahhh the promising sighns of a stupid topic with funny posts and refrences to things only nerds know

all your base are belong to us
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Postby Angel_OA » Mon Feb 19, 2007 4:26 pm

Sarcasm wrote:The Worthy.

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Postby Sage Of The Wise » Mon Feb 19, 2007 7:48 pm

Congratulations!

You have earned 'Sage's New Member Seal Of Approval' for proper spelling and grammer, general coherency, and not annoying the fuck out of everyone in just one post.

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Postby MusashiEX » Mon Feb 19, 2007 7:50 pm

I should get one too.
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Postby viola » Mon Feb 19, 2007 8:11 pm

Your IQ will drop below 0. It's going to happen. Don't fight it.


Well, when there's two options: IQ loss or sequel games, I think that's a pretty safe bet.



And thanks, Sage. I was aiming for two, anyway.
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Postby Strayed Wanderer » Mon Feb 19, 2007 10:07 pm

Listen here newbie, you have three real choices from this point on.

A: Become one of the board retards (you guys know who you are).

B: Become an upstanding member of the community (HAHAHA... HAHAHA... haha... ha).

C: Become a phantom and drift beyond the undefined walls of unreality that cage this poor excuse for a collection of human beings.

I'd give you your odds, but I'm not in a very creative mood.
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Postby CJ » Tue Feb 20, 2007 3:06 am

black feather wrote:ahhh the promising sighns of a stupid topic with funny posts and refrences to things only nerds know

all your base are belong to us


lol... Jill Sandwich...
oh yeah by the way. Doovy & Co. are not gone. After all... I am Doovy and Forunner is still here.
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Postby Sling » Tue Feb 20, 2007 12:03 pm

black feather wrote:all your base are belong to us

Somebody set us up the bomb...
In this day and age, an era where there are people who actually throw shit at each other, anything, could be possible.
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Postby CJ » Tue Feb 20, 2007 2:09 pm

it's "somebody set up us the bomb"

and Zero Wing is an awesome game.
oh yeah by the way. Doovy & Co. are not gone. After all... I am Doovy and Forunner is still here.
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Postby Sage Of The Wise » Tue Feb 20, 2007 2:11 pm

In all seriousness, we've had a severe lack of good members over the last few months. Anyone promising just dissapears shortly after. Only said retards stay for the constant pain and torture.
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Postby Forerunner » Tue Feb 20, 2007 5:57 pm

Awwwwwwwww, we love you too Sage.

MusashiEX, mentioning it only emphasises the fact that you don't have one.
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