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Postby Greatchickenman » Thu Feb 22, 2007 8:55 pm

That's a start. Usually it'll either have to have comedic value on its own, or it would have to be a part of a larger flame.
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Postby Teenr0cker » Thu Feb 22, 2007 11:40 pm

Yes, he's quite right Sushi Porn. Take his signature for example. He makes it seem like I proclaimed myself some sort of bestiality fanatic. It's funny, perhaps even funnier taken entirely out of context. One may even chuckle and wag a finger, saying with a hearty laugh "Ahahaha... Ah, silly GCM, everybody knows Strayed's the one with the perverse sexual fetishes." but I digress, albeit to a truth that many a member is made aware of quickly.

Also, scrutinizing my posts for a single extra letter...I won't even start on how sad that is. Pick something more shameful. Better scavenge up something good quick so as to draw attention away from yourself, it seems your name is catching fast


Question is, why am I giving advice on helping Sushi Porn ridiculing me? Perhaps GCM's quote made me laugh, even though I was the brunt of the joke? But why laugh? Was it a simple joke that caused laughter? Or was it more?

Perhaps it was the revelation that GCM, whom Sushi Porn is now going to make feeble attempts at mimicking, scrutinizes my every word in hopes of finding some odd tidbit. Why, if I put a bit of careful consideration into a post, the returns on his endeavor would be agonizingly sparse. It has been a long 7 weeks since that fateful post on the nethack topic, yet here GCM is, clinging to this shred of an idea made for my humiliation with a single line taken out of context. God bless ‘em. And let’s not even start with how he saved my 5-minute MS Paint masterpiece where, according to him, I visualized him with a “red afro”. That isn’t clinging to past times at all. How old was that? I seem to have forgotten. Not that you care; the concept of time and changing personalities (even minutely) eludes your grasp, I suppose.

See, what I love the most is his extreme distaste for who I am and what I say: without this key factor, I wouldn’t take joy in knowing that while he dissects my posts, he is subjecting (perhaps even forcing) himself to poring over my text, which represents my thoughts, opinions, remarks, and in essence my personality (which I already established he has contempt for). I can hardly imagine what that might seem like, causing discomfort for himself by his own actions. The icing on the cake is he does it of his own free will! That is truly a delicious thought to savor. Of course, this explains his disdain for my occasional relatively longer posts, because it means he has more self-inflicted torture to endure as he immerses himself in his adversary’s personality.

I don’t even try to offend GCM and have refrained on a few recent occasions, yet he continues his cycle of self-torture in hopes of achieving some unknown ultimate goal. I can’t help but look down at him and pity his little struggle he perpetuates because of some petty grudge he still holds.
Sage Of The Wise wrote:This sounds like the beginning of a sitcom. Think about it: "Coming this fall to Fox, Ralphie and the Hooker".
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Postby Wellsy » Fri Feb 23, 2007 12:50 am

Hey Viola! Welcome!

And dammit, MusashiEX, why did you have to make yourself such an abject picture of worthlessness as to force Teen to remove my quote from his sig and replace it with yours?
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Postby Teenr0cker » Fri Feb 23, 2007 2:59 am

Wellsy630 wrote:Hey Viola! Welcome!

And dammit, MusashiEX, why did you have to make yourself such an abject picture of worthlessness as to force Teen to remove my quote from his sig and replace it with yours?


I have it in a notepad file...You make a valid point. Reversion!
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Postby Greatchickenman » Fri Feb 23, 2007 7:06 am

The brilliance in the previous post is that I'm more disappointed that I read it in its entirety.
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Postby Wellsy » Fri Feb 23, 2007 12:40 pm

Teenr0cker wrote:
Wellsy630 wrote:Hey Viola! Welcome!

And dammit, MusashiEX, why did you have to make yourself such an abject picture of worthlessness as to force Teen to remove my quote from his sig and replace it with yours?


I have it in a notepad file...You make a valid point. Reversion!

Algebraic!
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Postby MusashiEX » Fri Feb 23, 2007 3:43 pm

I need more practice with taking things out of context to make a joke.
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Postby avatarmonkeykirby » Fri Feb 23, 2007 5:05 pm

Sage Of The Wise wrote:Only said retards stay for the constant pain and torture.

*Sniffle* I didn't know you cared.
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Postby Impossible » Fri Feb 23, 2007 7:23 pm

Yes, at that point, it will overflow and become over 9000, thus you shall transcend like the rest of The Worthy. (And turn on the Carry flag!)

And hey.


Why didn't this happen to... er, I don't even know who to take a shot at here, there are so many people this doesn't apply to.

Anyway, welcome to competent new person. Soon, you shall learn TRUE FEAR.
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Postby MusashiEX » Fri Feb 23, 2007 8:45 pm

*laughs as someone comes out of a closet and says, "ph34r m3!"*
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Postby Teenr0cker » Sat Feb 24, 2007 4:46 pm

Greatchickenman wrote:The brilliance in the previous post is that I'm more disappointed that I read it in its entirety.


Three reasons not to quote this in my sig.

1) Wellsy630's quote rocks harder than anything you've ever said.
2) His name is Eduardo.
3) I'd be no better than you, clinging to little tiny victories, because I don't have to savor my victories.

You savor them for their scarcity, whereas I couldn't give two shits, knowing the next one will come just as easily. Especially now that I know that every single time I click "Submit" you will read every last word of mine. I repeat this fact because I like to emphasize how pathetic you gotta be to do that." GCM doesn't win arguments with logic or a good defending statement, good heavens no! He bides his time and prays that Teen will mistype a few times!" Heavy stuff.

Oh and every time you complained about the length of my posts? Invalidated! Oh man, I think you should appreciate how I'm not like you, because this is just too much to pass up. I almost regret not having to cling to sad quotes, but I know there will be more from you and other little Einstein's like Sushi Porn. I especially enjoy this since your options are to continue to fuck yourself over or make amends. What a grim alternative! And on top of that, I guess you'd have to be a complete fuck wit to see GCM doing this and ask for instructions on how to do it as well! Nothing says "I am a dumb ass 14-year-old with a keyboard" like "Hey, teach me how to torture myself GCM!"

I can't believe I used to be hesitant to say something on the basis somebody might ridicule me. Little did I know then that any one out to "get back" at me is a flaming moron. I almost wouldn't have said that until I looked at the "topic review" down below to see the face of my "enemy" and then I was encouraged.
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Postby Impossible » Sat Feb 24, 2007 7:12 pm

If that's NOT savoring, I don't want to know what actually savoring a thing like that would be like.

I'm reasonably sure we've created a monster of some sort in Teen in the past couple of years. I place all responsibility for this entirely on you guys.
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Postby Greatchickenman » Sat Feb 24, 2007 9:10 pm

Lol, you put an apostrophe in front of Einstein when there shouldn't have been one.

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Postby Sage Of The Wise » Sat Feb 24, 2007 9:50 pm

Impossible wrote:If that's NOT savoring, I don't want to know what actually savoring a thing like that would be like.

I'm reasonably sure we've created a monster of some sort in Teen in the past couple of years. I place all responsibility for this entirely on you guys.


I'm sorry...


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Postby War » Sat Feb 24, 2007 10:25 pm

It wasn't me! Who was the other guy we blame stuff on?

I think it was an alliance of Chip, Rhan, Dove and Co, and the ghost of sbf!
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<Strayed> hookers?
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<WarV> How about hookers WITH boobs!
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