Having a mac does not mean you must have shitty spelling.
Unless.......
War, on a completely related note, do you use a Mac? Were you raped by a Mac? Do you eat Macintosh Apples (which do exist, actually)? Don't answer. With any "luck", your response will be the equivalent of the"I know you are but what am I?" response that you've been using to defend your signature and avvy, the former which is oh-so-HEAVY with all that irony.
If I felt any sorrow for Black Feather's disdain, which I honestly don't on the basis he Necro's any topic he wants, I'd end with a witty request to change your sig, but we all know such words simply ricochet off your thick, thick, "my-IQ-is-140" skull.