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Postby Telephalsion » Thu Feb 22, 2007 9:51 am

How to cook sometihng awesome!

I swear, some foods are just unbeleivable.
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Postby Flibbo » Thu Feb 22, 2007 12:04 pm

Wow, i'd heard of cooking the placenta but i wasnt aware there was so much of it.

Although it gives me a great idea for a meat-related prank.
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Postby HolsteinCow » Thu Feb 22, 2007 1:33 pm

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Postby Teenr0cker » Thu Feb 22, 2007 5:48 pm

I remember that I wasn't sure that they were serious when I first saw this...


I find the concept of actually consuming the placenta a little...discomforting to say the least. I guess it's more tradition-based for some people/families than others.


Buuuuut... On the other hand, feasting upon human sounds, conceptually, pretty crazy. Crazy awesome!
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Postby Angel_OA » Thu Feb 22, 2007 6:07 pm

I just can't decide whether I prefer baby side up or womb side up. Maybe this guy can help.
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Postby Wellsy » Fri Feb 23, 2007 12:45 am

Cold placenta sandwiches are straight up delicious.
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Postby CJ » Fri Feb 23, 2007 4:04 am

I'd rather eat the unborn foetus instead of the placenta.
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Postby Impossible » Fri Feb 23, 2007 5:03 am

I love cold placenta sandwiches.

Something about Spicy Australian Placenta bothers me somewhat.

Edit: I spoke too soon, THIS is disgusting:

This is a tasty dish that the whole family will love. It might go well served with rice, especially if the rice is loose and firm.

You'll need about 1/2 the placenta of a 6.2 pound baby, or 1/3 the placenta of a 9.3 pound baby.
Chopped and packed, this is just a bit more than 1/3 cup. (but like any raw meat, you don't exactly chop it — try sniping away at it with a kitchen scissors)
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When it looks yummy, serve it.


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Postby War » Fri Feb 23, 2007 2:20 pm

There was once a topic on the old forums that was about eating babies. This reminds me of that.
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Postby black feather » Fri Feb 23, 2007 2:24 pm

war could you PLEASE remove either your avatar or signature 'cos they lag my computer and make my IQ drop

it's under 9000
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Postby War » Fri Feb 23, 2007 4:56 pm

If your computer can't handle my sig or ava.... then you need a new computer.

Also no, I will not change. YOU change.
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Postby MusashiEX » Fri Feb 23, 2007 8:40 pm

You shouldn't actually take black feather seriously.
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Postby Fitz Tayo » Sat Feb 24, 2007 7:40 am

At least change the signature. Everybody here appreciates the irony but it is a little, y'know. Stupid.
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Postby War » Sat Feb 24, 2007 12:16 pm

If I ever find a better one I might, but until that day..... you change.
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Postby black feather » Sat Feb 24, 2007 3:15 pm

no seriosly it is not my fault my dads a mac fan, it lags SERIOSLY anyways i'm going to get it hooked up to my PC in a few months and far the record, save the verbs is a worthy course
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