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Postby HolsteinCow » Fri Feb 23, 2007 1:18 pm

"You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat." (Albert Einstein, when asked to describe radio)
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Postby Requiem » Fri Feb 23, 2007 6:52 pm

Thank you, scientists.

Thank you so much for this enlightened research.

I can now die happily knowing that monkeys enjoy porn too.
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Postby MusashiEX » Fri Feb 23, 2007 8:43 pm

They must feel so fulfilled.
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Postby Wellsy » Sat Feb 24, 2007 12:39 am

There are obviously not any more important things that these scientists could be working on. I bet they are extremely glad they went to college for 4 years then spent another 5 years getting their doctorate just so they could find out whether monkeys like watching S&M better than monkey anime porn. The answer to that, by the way, is they obviously prefer monkey anime porn.
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Postby Fitz Tayo » Sat Feb 24, 2007 7:43 am

Also, Chimpanzees have started hunting other monkeys with weapons made from sticks in certain places in the world. Sounds to me like these monkeys are getting a little bit up themselves, taking the best man-made things (weapons/porn) and abusing them. They will rise up and rebel against us soon and we must stop them now. Nuke 'em.
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Postby black feather » Sat Feb 24, 2007 3:17 pm

there are also reports on chimpanzees going on computers and necromancing forms
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Postby MusashiEX » Sat Feb 24, 2007 4:29 pm

So that's where you came from.
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Postby Angel_OA » Mon Feb 26, 2007 3:59 am

Obviously none of these scientists have been to zoo or they'd have seen masterbating monkeys hanging from the ceiling.
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