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Postby War » Fri Mar 02, 2007 2:54 pm

I got a 91% in English. 8)
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Postby MusashiEX » Fri Mar 02, 2007 4:06 pm

I got a 101 in english. Then again, me teacher is crazy. Grammar are so good.
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Postby Sage Of The Wise » Fri Mar 02, 2007 5:16 pm

The key to getting an A in english is knowing that whenever an assignment asks for your opinion, you don't write your opinion, but the one that will get you the better grade.
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Postby Strayed Wanderer » Fri Mar 02, 2007 5:46 pm

War wrote:I got a 91% in English. 8)


War has single-handedly proven that grades are a sham.
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Postby Teenr0cker » Fri Mar 02, 2007 6:56 pm

Strayed Wanderer wrote:
War wrote:I got a 91% in English. 8)


War has single-handedly proven that grades are a sham.


I couldn't be more scared when I say this:

Strayed, I completely agree.
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Postby Impossible » Sat Mar 03, 2007 12:15 am

Evidently, American Elementary School systems are only designed to make people feel good about themselves, and not give an accurate idea of mental capability. Poor War.
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Postby MusashiEX » Sat Mar 03, 2007 8:04 am

But I'm Canadian...
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Postby War » Sat Mar 03, 2007 8:34 am

And I am already going to college next year so =P
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Postby Sling » Sat Mar 03, 2007 3:44 pm

Fitz Tayo wrote:Then why don't you utilise your amazing English abilities and type out your posts in full. Also, Did you know that if you hold the shift key when you type it turns the letters into capitals?

The fuck you on about? Make some sense...
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Postby MusashiEX » Sat Mar 03, 2007 4:10 pm

What are you on about? It does make sense.
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Postby Fitz Tayo » Sat Mar 03, 2007 6:25 pm

Yeah, fool.
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Postby Burning_Flame » Sat Mar 03, 2007 7:29 pm

MusashiEX wrote:But I'm Canadian...


Too bad Canada doesn't want you.
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Postby Impossible » Sun Mar 04, 2007 5:42 am

Sling wrote:
Fitz Tayo wrote:Then why don't you utilise your amazing English abilities and type out your posts in full. Also, Did you know that if you hold the shift key when you type it turns the letters into capitals?

The fuck you on about? Make some sense...


YOU SPEAKIE TEH ENGRISH!?!11!
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Postby Telephalsion » Sun Mar 04, 2007 6:04 am

Did you know? Pirates actually obey the rules of grammar, only they use an old form called the conjunctive, I think.
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Postby Sling » Sun Mar 04, 2007 7:45 am

MusashiEX wrote:What are you on about? It does make sense.
No it doesn't. How does a useless tidbit of information that I already know prove useful or relevant? Unless of course he wasn't talking to me.
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