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I thought I would do something absolutely amazing for my 500th post. Unfortunately, these dreams were not to be... It's not even that exciting when Musashi has been here 3 months and is already about to pass me.

The best I could come up with is this Impossi-bot:


(Sigh). Please understand that there was wine and shortened time involved in making this 'bot. Impossible, I could do much better. But also realize that it has Wii-controllers of Justice and can shoot dictionaries for the kill, as well as having an accompanying happy life-sucking bubble with heart balloon.

In any case, I am extremely glad I came here so many months ago to play-test E6, and in so doing discovered this great community. I wouldn't have stayed here otherwise. Please know that all of you are awesome, and without knowing, you've pulled me through some tough times. This is the first forum I've endeavored to make myself a part of, and I will always, ALWAYS, have a place for you in my bookmark list. Before you either cry or vomit I'll end by saying thank you to Lun for creating such a great game from scratch and to everyone who I ever chatted with on IRC.

For those of you with 1000+ posts, this must provide you with a great deal of entertainment. I don't spam or reply much so this is a big deal for me, so thank you for indulging me.

And before I go, Verb, for the record, I will always prefer the confused fisherman.

EDIT: Some asshole named RentACop got the picture topic locked, so here's a photo of my sexy ass:

(Please note that, contrary to the intro, this is actually my face, not my ass.)

Why does it have a wizard's hat?

MusashiEX wrote:Why does it have a wizard's hat?

Epic phailure detected

i suppose a wizard's hat with 4 ruinite teeth/barbs count as wearable.

Wellsy630 wrote:Musashi has been here 3 months and is already about to pass me.

This is what we can an "issue".

6.07 posts per day of nothingness.
Compared to
0.78 posts per day of full rich Wellseyness.

I rest my case.

Good Man, Wellsy630. I expected no less than an epic bot and a studly man behind such creations. I'll break my habit of ignoring whatever a user's post count is (More recently they seem to have less value) and say congrats and all for hitting 500.




On that note, I'd like to say that ,when, not if, but when tele hits 9001, we're all going to have to comment on that as we smash our scanners.

Is this a good time for a over nine thousand joke?

Its never a good time for a over 9000 joke.

congratulations wellsy.

in celebration, here's that confused german fisherman you pine for, super-sized:


BONUS:

What has that confused German fisherman caught, really?

I was going to mock you for celebrating a pathetic half-thousand, which basically has no significance whatsoever compared to proper thousand landmarks, but your post was so awesome it more than made up for it.

Musashi fails completely.

Burning_Flame wrote:Its never a good time for a over 9000 joke.

It's ALWAYS a good time for an over 9000 joke. But it doesn't make a bit of difference, guys. The pylons aren't there. FUCK EDGEWORTH, THE FUCKING WELLSY IS OVER FIVE FUCKING HUNDRED POSTS!

This makes me want to switch back to my Metroid avatar.

According to the memberlist/energy-reader I'm the 8th most powerful person here. I'm gunna ascend to super-nerdjin and beat on you GCM!

Following that theory Verb and Lun utterly suck, so I think the formula is the time it took you to become awesome+number of wins- the number of posts+ Lesbianism/badassness modifiders

ZE GERMAN!

Thanks Verb, unfortunately your bonus pic had its link broken...
And Impossible said I had an awesome post, so now my life is complete.