500th post

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So, Wellsy...

He's the greatest!
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He's the sux0rz!!!
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...(uh, who the hell is Wellsy again...?)
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500th post

Postby Wellsy » Sat Mar 17, 2007 1:50 am

I thought I would do something absolutely amazing for my 500th post. Unfortunately, these dreams were not to be... It's not even that exciting when Musashi has been here 3 months and is already about to pass me.

The best I could come up with is this Impossi-bot:
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(Sigh). Please understand that there was wine and shortened time involved in making this 'bot. Impossible, I could do much better. But also realize that it has Wii-controllers of Justice and can shoot dictionaries for the kill, as well as having an accompanying happy life-sucking bubble with heart balloon.

In any case, I am extremely glad I came here so many months ago to play-test E6, and in so doing discovered this great community. I wouldn't have stayed here otherwise. Please know that all of you are awesome, and without knowing, you've pulled me through some tough times. This is the first forum I've endeavored to make myself a part of, and I will always, ALWAYS, have a place for you in my bookmark list. Before you either cry or vomit I'll end by saying thank you to Lun for creating such a great game from scratch and to everyone who I ever chatted with on IRC.

For those of you with 1000+ posts, this must provide you with a great deal of entertainment. I don't spam or reply much so this is a big deal for me, so thank you for indulging me.

And before I go, Verb, for the record, I will always prefer the confused fisherman.

EDIT: Some asshole named RentACop got the picture topic locked, so here's a photo of my sexy ass:
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(Please note that, contrary to the intro, this is actually my face, not my ass.)
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Postby MusashiEX » Sat Mar 17, 2007 7:08 am

Why does it have a wizard's hat?
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Postby Sarcasm » Sat Mar 17, 2007 8:57 am

MusashiEX wrote:Why does it have a wizard's hat?

Epic phailure detected
1,000,000,672+1D4 Bludgeoning to the face, bitch!
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Postby Shindy » Sat Mar 17, 2007 9:07 am

i suppose a wizard's hat with 4 ruinite teeth/barbs count as wearable.
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Re: 500th post

Postby EmperorJeramyu » Sat Mar 17, 2007 12:01 pm

Wellsy630 wrote:Musashi has been here 3 months and is already about to pass me.

This is what we can an "issue".
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Postby Burning_Flame » Sat Mar 17, 2007 12:39 pm

6.07 posts per day of nothingness.
Compared to
0.78 posts per day of full rich Wellseyness.

I rest my case.
If 92% of teens have moved on to rap and 89% of teens have gone emo. Then put this in your signature if you are you of the few gearing up for a war against the Gangster emo hybrid!
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Postby Teenr0cker » Sat Mar 17, 2007 1:42 pm

Good Man, Wellsy630. I expected no less than an epic bot and a studly man behind such creations. I'll break my habit of ignoring whatever a user's post count is (More recently they seem to have less value) and say congrats and all for hitting 500.




On that note, I'd like to say that ,when, not if, but when tele hits 9001, we're all going to have to comment on that as we smash our scanners.
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Postby MusashiEX » Sat Mar 17, 2007 6:01 pm

Is this a good time for a over nine thousand joke?
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Postby Burning_Flame » Sat Mar 17, 2007 9:00 pm

Its never a good time for a over 9000 joke.
If 92% of teens have moved on to rap and 89% of teens have gone emo. Then put this in your signature if you are you of the few gearing up for a war against the Gangster emo hybrid!
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Postby iamtheverb » Sun Mar 18, 2007 1:18 am

congratulations wellsy.

in celebration, here's that confused german fisherman you pine for, super-sized:
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BONUS:
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Postby Telephalsion » Sun Mar 18, 2007 3:05 am

What has that confused German fisherman caught, really?
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Any type of female.
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Postby Impossible » Sun Mar 18, 2007 3:37 am

I was going to mock you for celebrating a pathetic half-thousand, which basically has no significance whatsoever compared to proper thousand landmarks, but your post was so awesome it more than made up for it.

Musashi fails completely.

Burning_Flame wrote:Its never a good time for a over 9000 joke.


It's ALWAYS a good time for an over 9000 joke. But it doesn't make a bit of difference, guys. The pylons aren't there. FUCK EDGEWORTH, THE FUCKING WELLSY IS OVER FIVE FUCKING HUNDRED POSTS!

This makes me want to switch back to my Metroid avatar.
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Postby Fitz Tayo » Sun Mar 18, 2007 7:04 am

According to the memberlist/energy-reader I'm the 8th most powerful person here. I'm gunna ascend to super-nerdjin and beat on you GCM!
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Postby Sarcasm » Sun Mar 18, 2007 8:54 am

Following that theory Verb and Lun utterly suck, so I think the formula is the time it took you to become awesome+number of wins- the number of posts+ Lesbianism/badassness modifiders
1,000,000,672+1D4 Bludgeoning to the face, bitch!
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Postby Wellsy » Sun Mar 18, 2007 10:41 am

ZE GERMAN!

Thanks Verb, unfortunately your bonus pic had its link broken...
And Impossible said I had an awesome post, so now my life is complete. :D
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