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So, Wellsy...

He's the greatest!
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60%
He's the sux0rz!!!
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13%
...(uh, who the hell is Wellsy again...?)
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Total votes : 15

Postby Fitz Tayo » Sun Mar 18, 2007 10:57 am

No, energy levels are merely proportionate to the post count. You just get anomalies to the system.
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Postby Strayed Wanderer » Sun Mar 18, 2007 11:09 am

As the world's foremost Lesbianologist, I decree that Lun gains a bonus of 4500 posts for his lesbianism and Verb gains 3000.

I'm sorry Verb, but you just aren't lesbian enough.
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Postby Sarcasm » Sun Mar 18, 2007 1:17 pm

Strayed Wanderer wrote:As the words foremost Lesbianologist, I decree that Lun gains a bonus of 4500 posts for his lesbianism and Verb gains 3000.

I'm sorry Verb, but you just aren't lesbian enough.

And there you have it, ladies and gentleman!
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Postby Teenr0cker » Sun Mar 18, 2007 2:56 pm

Strayed Wanderer wrote:As the words foremost Lesbianologist, I decree that Lun gains a bonus of 4500 posts for his lesbianism and Verb gains 3000.

I'm sorry Verb, but you just aren't lesbian enough.



That was so funny I won't even blatantly point out the typo.
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Postby Ghoti » Mon Mar 19, 2007 7:02 am

You're still missing an apostrophe, Strayed.

By the way, I'm only mentioning this because you actually went back and fixed your post after Teen pointed out the error. Don't think I'm actually anal about this nonsense, because I'm not. I just want you to realize your double failure. I'm sure that you will become a better person for it.

Oh, and uh, 500. Nice number, Wellsy. Looks really nice on you. Er, at least it did, anyway. 503 looks nice on you now, and when you reach the big 504, I'm sure that'll look nice as well. Be sure to have fun continuing to do what you do best. I'm not quite sure what that is, but I'm sure it's something special.

So be sure to keep it real, don't pretend to be something you aren't, even if we truly are the ones who define ourselves and decide what we really are, thus rendering the previous statements ridiculous since they imply that what and who we are is defined by some sort of arbitrary factor completely outside our control. Don't be what you want; just conform to your intrinsic nature and everything will be groovy.

And always remember to ROCK OUT.
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Postby Sarcasm » Mon Mar 19, 2007 8:07 am

I fucking hate Zen.
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Postby Sling » Tue Mar 20, 2007 2:53 pm

Telephalsion wrote:What has that confused German fisherman caught, really?
You threw a monkey in the sea?
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Postby Strayed Wanderer » Tue Mar 20, 2007 9:11 pm

Ghoti wrote:You're still missing an apostrophe, Strayed.
By the way, I'm only mentioning this because you actually went back and fixed your post after Teen pointed out the error. Don't think I'm actually anal about this nonsense, because I'm not. I just want you to realize your double failure. I'm sure that you will become a better person for it.


Hate... You...
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Postby Teenr0cker » Tue Mar 20, 2007 10:12 pm

Teenr0cker wrote:
Strayed Wanderer wrote:As the words foremost Lesbianologist, I decree that Lun gains a bonus of 4500 posts for his lesbianism and Verb gains 3000.

I'm sorry Verb, but you just aren't lesbian enough.



That was so funny I won't even blatantly point out the typo.


I quote it for a reason. Strayed, your personal suffering brings me joy and I intend to preserve it. Cheers.
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Postby Sage Of The Wise » Wed Mar 21, 2007 1:34 pm

Now Strayed, that’s not a proper sentence. :roll:

Yeah, this grammar crap is really getting old, just let it go.
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Postby Greatchickenman » Wed Mar 21, 2007 3:49 pm

Seriously, Teen: Why can't you just quit with the Grammar Nazi shit?
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Postby Teenr0cker » Wed Mar 21, 2007 4:20 pm

How now! Hold it right there. Don't go around reusing my innovative nicknames. Grammar Nazis such as yourself going around reusing nicknames is just as odd as strange women lying in ponds distributing swords as a basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony!



Come, Patsy!
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Postby MusashiEX » Wed Mar 21, 2007 4:22 pm

Greatchickenman wrote:Seriously, Teen: Why can't you just quit with the Grammar Nazi shit?


Change your sig before saying that.
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Postby Angel_OA » Wed Mar 21, 2007 4:32 pm

Sling wrote:
Telephalsion wrote:What has that confused German fisherman caught, really?
You threw a monkey in the sea?

Alan Partridge much.
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Postby Greatchickenman » Wed Mar 21, 2007 6:09 pm

MusashiEX wrote:
Greatchickenman wrote:Seriously, Teen: Why can't you just quit with the Grammar Nazi shit?


Change your sig before saying that.


You really don't understand how the internets work, do you?
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