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So, Wellsy...

He's the greatest!
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60%
He's the sux0rz!!!
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...(uh, who the hell is Wellsy again...?)
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Total votes : 15

Postby Strayed Wanderer » Thu Mar 29, 2007 11:00 am

Fitz Tayo wrote:I like him. And I'm sure he really appreciates that, but what can you do?


You're twelve.
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Postby Wellsy » Sat Apr 07, 2007 12:31 am

I thought I might tell you all that I think it's a badge of honor that my 500 post topic derailed and stretched out to this long. I have no sarcasm when I say this.
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Postby Sling » Sat Apr 07, 2007 7:51 am

It's just becuase you're so awesome... and yes, I too wasn't using any Sarcasm
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Postby Sarcasm » Sat Apr 07, 2007 8:01 am

ffs
1,000,000,672+1D4 Bludgeoning to the face, bitch!
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Postby Impossible » Sat Apr 07, 2007 8:29 am

I confess, I'm addicted to the use of Sarcasm. I can hardly go hours without Sarcasm.
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Postby MusashiEX » Sat Apr 07, 2007 8:41 am

Ze Sarcasm! Zey do nathing!
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Postby Sling » Sat Apr 07, 2007 4:39 pm

Bang and the Sarcasm is gone!
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Postby Teenr0cker » Sat Apr 07, 2007 7:13 pm

Sling, not all of us are from the UK.


I'm not really sure all of you are aware of this, but there's this product called Cillit Bang. Cillit bang is like...the OXY clean, but a British doppleganger.


Now why do I know this?

They made a techno remix...

Why else?
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Postby EmperorJeramyu » Sat Apr 07, 2007 10:03 pm

Billy Mays, the oxyclean guy was a boss in the first RM2k game I ever made. I think I'm proud.
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Postby Wellsy » Sat Apr 07, 2007 10:11 pm

That sounds like a game that I'd like to play, Jera.
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Postby Teenr0cker » Sun Apr 08, 2007 12:16 am

Creature: Billy Mays
Type: Boss
HP: 9999
MP: 5000
Weaknesses: Daytime ( you never see him on daytime tv for a reason!)
Strengths: Ability to smite Dirt, Rust, and anything unclean

Sp. Attacks:
Kaboom, and the dirt is cleaned!
Oxy Blast
Mustache attack!


Drops:
Plaid Shirt of Lumberjack (I always end up imagining him in a plaid shirt, like Al from "Home Improvement", oddly)
Bucket of Oxy Clean X10
50 Silver, 36 copper.


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Kaboom is the Cillit Bang Double. I don't know, nor do I care, which came first, but the catch phrase is oddly similar.

Wellsy, I smell an opportunity to make a new picture, but a real-life picture of him is funny enough.
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Postby HolsteinCow » Sun Apr 08, 2007 12:05 pm

Billy Mays is immortal.

Every time you think he's down for the count, he just moves on to another infomercial.

For the unenlightened: Witness his unholy power.
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Postby Wellsy » Sun Apr 08, 2007 11:24 pm

Teenr0cker wrote:Wellsy, I smell an opportunity to make a new picture, but a real-life picture of him is funny enough.

You're absolutely right. There's no point in doctoring a picture of him, as his natural features are quite menacing enough. I think the bots should band together to defeat him. Actually, that sounds like a pretty good picture, but I'm feeling rather lazy at the moment, so that might have to wait.
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Postby Fitz Tayo » Mon Apr 09, 2007 12:11 pm

Do you yanks get Clit Bang over there?
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Postby Teenr0cker » Mon Apr 09, 2007 1:21 pm

No, but I bought the remix. Actually, I ripped the ISO from my stupid rich 'pal' who bought the remix. Does that count?
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