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Postby Sage Of The Wise » Mon Mar 19, 2007 12:46 pm

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17683917/?GT1=9145

I almost feel bad for thinking this is funny. Almost.
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Postby black feather » Mon Mar 19, 2007 12:51 pm

wow!
i guess Brittish-airways isn't what it once was!
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Postby MusashiEX » Mon Mar 19, 2007 1:40 pm

Imagine what went through the person's mind, when he discovered a dead body next to him. Wow. They could have put the corpse somewhere no one can see.
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Postby Cryora » Mon Mar 19, 2007 6:15 pm

The plane could have crashed and everybody would have died.
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Postby Squiggy » Mon Mar 19, 2007 6:53 pm

hmm, another post of almost spam.

Cryora, if your going to say something, make sure its what people are currently talking about.
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Postby HolsteinCow » Tue Mar 20, 2007 12:09 am

When I saw the word 'upgraded' I expected something like this:

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Postby Wellsy » Tue Mar 20, 2007 12:14 am

Getting robotic armor would most definitely be a better upgrade over flying first-class and getting free peanuts.
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Postby Squiggy » Tue Mar 20, 2007 2:57 am

I don't know, the peanuts ARE free..
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Postby Burning_Flame » Tue Mar 20, 2007 8:40 am

Actually, whenever I fly now, at least Air Canada, They don't even give you free peanuts. Just 1 free drink.
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Postby black feather » Tue Mar 20, 2007 10:04 am

On the ones i go on you don't get free ANYTHING, but thats probably 'cos their cheap
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Postby Sage Of The Wise » Tue Mar 20, 2007 5:06 pm

Thank you Cow, that really made me smile.
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Postby HolsteinCow » Wed Mar 21, 2007 12:00 am

I should have taken the time to draw a hideous image in MS Paint of an old woman with a metal skull and a gun instead of an arm.
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Postby Wellsy » Wed Mar 21, 2007 1:24 am

In that case, allow me:

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Postby Squiggy » Wed Mar 21, 2007 2:46 am

Terminator 4: Nap time
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Postby Sling » Wed Mar 21, 2007 7:51 am

Actually they are making Terminator 4... but without good 'ol Arnie in the lead role of THE Terminator it is going to suck balls...
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