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Sage Of The Wise wrote:This sounds like the beginning of a sitcom. Think about it: "Coming this fall to Fox, Ralphie and the Hooker".
Wellsy630 wrote:Sling, what are your feelings, if any, on Avenged Sevenfold?
Teenr0cker wrote: Getting sex requires commitment and a lot of days where you didn't fuck up and piss your girl off. They use it as punishment when they say "Not tonight, baby".
Porter wrote:Teenr0cker wrote: Getting sex requires commitment and a lot of days where you didn't fuck up and piss your girl off. They use it as punishment when they say "Not tonight, baby".
You're dating the wrong girls. You have to find the nymphos that when they see a penis it's sex time. The girl I'm currently dating gets horny when shes mad at me, so her wrath of anger is in the form of rough hard sex for me. It's a tough life.
Wellsy630 wrote:Porter wrote:Teenr0cker wrote: Getting sex requires commitment and a lot of days where you didn't fuck up and piss your girl off. They use it as punishment when they say "Not tonight, baby".
You're dating the wrong girls. You have to find the nymphos that when they see a penis it's sex time. The girl I'm currently dating gets horny when shes mad at me, so her wrath of anger is in the form of rough hard sex for me. It's a tough life.
This post has just made my fucking week. I'm extremely happy to see life is treating you so "tough," Porter.
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