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Postby Aegis » Sun May 06, 2007 2:17 pm

Wellsy630 wrote:Somewhere, someone is going to begin writing internet fan-fiction using this map. Like Lord of the Webrings, with the nerd factor multiplied by 70.


Somebody make sure to kill me when this happens.
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Postby Teenr0cker » Sun May 06, 2007 2:28 pm

Got it. I'll put it on my action-item list of things to do.

But you gotta admit, that sounds hilarious.
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Postby Sarcasm » Sun May 06, 2007 2:38 pm

A quest of the badass five to slay 4chan by forging Wikipedia into a sword does indeed sounds epic.
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Postby Telephalsion » Sun May 06, 2007 2:48 pm

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Among the many shores of the IRC isles there was a floating fortress, almost inconspicious, but in it's inconspicousness it was clearly conspicous. This fortress was known as #theway. Created on demand from a distant forum, here dwelled hereos of renown. This is their story.
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Postby JLAF » Sun May 06, 2007 8:05 pm

Sarcasm wrote:A quest of the badass five to slay 4chan by forging Wikipedia into a sword does indeed sounds epic.
Except for the fact that only 3 of the badass five are still here...
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Postby High Gravekeeper » Mon May 07, 2007 6:08 am

They have enough baddass among them to make up for it.
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Postby Sling » Mon May 07, 2007 8:35 am

They could just use the power of their combined badassary to bring the missing 2 back so they can form the ultimate weapon or combine to form some kind of uber-bot-zord-type-thing... OR BOTH!!!
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Postby Telephalsion » Mon May 07, 2007 12:33 pm

Behold!

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Greatchickenman wrote:I'm up for any type of female at least once.


Any type of female.
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Postby EmperorJeramyu » Mon May 07, 2007 12:41 pm

Oh, totally. I have the Badasstron DVD "Badasstron versus the Lesbians", you should all get it.
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Postby HolsteinCow » Tue May 08, 2007 8:14 pm

EmperorJeramyu wrote:Oh, totally. I have the Badasstron DVD "Badasstron versus the Lesbians", you should all get it.


If this is the Badasstron that I know, it should be 'Badasstron with the Lesbians'. 8)
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Postby EmperorJeramyu » Tue May 08, 2007 9:26 pm

I don't want to spoil much, but the "versus" refers to the massive battle orgy that happens.
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Postby Sling » Wed May 09, 2007 11:36 am

I am totally getting that...
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Postby Telephalsion » Wed May 09, 2007 1:44 pm

Let me guess, at first each badass just goes one on two with the lesbians. Then when the lesbians come in too great a number they unite into the badasstron, of course it all ends with the lesbians forming the lesbiobot. This is of course obviously put in to enable a sequel.
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Postby Wellsy » Wed May 09, 2007 11:07 pm

Telephalsion wrote:Let me guess, at first each badass just goes one on two with the lesbians. Then when the lesbians come in too great a number they unite into the badasstron, of course it all ends with the lesbians forming the lesbiobot. This is of course obviously put in to enable a sequel.

If by "sequel", you mean "hard-on", then, yes, that's correct.
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Postby Strayed Wanderer » Mon May 14, 2007 4:17 pm

I would love to be the director of the sequel. I promise I'd break the record number of lesbians in a single scene... not to mention the hardcoredness. I'd slaughter the NC-17 and MA ratings, it wouldn't be legal to watch the movie unless you were in fact god.

And uh... Why is Exiled asian?
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