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Postby justashonglefan » Thu May 03, 2007 12:06 pm

There is a cheer. The gnomes have learned a new way to say hooray.
The walls, such they be, are crawling with geometric hallucinations.
Very brightly coloured, very irridescent. Deep sheens and very highly reflective surfaces
everything is machine-like and polished and throbbing with energy but that is not what immediately arrests my attention. What arrests my attention is the fact that this space is inhabited.
And so like jewelled self dribbling basketballs these things come running forward and what they are doing with this visible language that they create is they are making gifts! They are making gifts for you and they will say ...'
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Postby EmperorJeramyu » Thu May 03, 2007 12:35 pm

BEST SPAM EVER.
"Unfortunately, the dragon only speaks in Napalm, a curious ancient language that you don't really need to speak to understand."
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Postby Wellsy » Thu May 03, 2007 1:14 pm

I agree. Helped in no small part by the title of the topic. :D
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Postby MusashiEX » Fri May 04, 2007 1:27 pm

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Postby Telephalsion » Fri May 04, 2007 4:53 pm

I almost clicked that link. I WANT TO!
Greatchickenman wrote:I'm up for any type of female at least once.


Any type of female.
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Postby Flibbo » Sat May 05, 2007 3:14 am

The majesty of this spam...

Truely he is an artist.
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Postby Sage Of The Wise » Sat May 05, 2007 11:31 am

The king of spam is still spam...
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Postby MusashiEX » Sat May 05, 2007 12:24 pm

That's like saying KFC is still chicken.
Impossible wrote:Isn't YOUR MOTHER a comment?
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Postby Angel_OA » Sat May 05, 2007 5:19 pm

MusashiEX wrote:That's like saying KFC is still chicken.

No, that's called being deceitful.
From what my barber told me, I now knew that nothing was real.
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Postby JLAF » Sat May 05, 2007 10:21 pm

MusashiEX wrote:That's like saying KFC is still chicken.
KFC isn't chicken! They actually use genetically engineered boneless, featherless chickens instead! Then, they insert the bones later to trick you into thinking that it's really chicken! That's why they always call it KFC instead of Kentucky Fried Chicken. THEY NEVER USE THE WORD CHICKEN!
I'm not giving you my signature!
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Postby Greatchickenman » Sat May 05, 2007 11:18 pm

It's my unbirthday too!
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Re: DONT READ THIS

Postby Aegis » Sun May 06, 2007 4:55 pm

justashonglefan wrote:There is a cheer. The gnomes have learned a new way to say hooray.
The walls, such they be, are crawling with geometric hallucinations.
Very brightly coloured, very irridescent. Deep sheens and very highly reflective surfaces
everything is machine-like and polished and throbbing with energy but that is not what immediately arrests my attention. What arrests my attention is the fact that this space is inhabited.
And so like jewelled self dribbling basketballs these things come running forward and what they are doing with this visible language that they create is they are making gifts! They are making gifts for you and they will say ...'


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Postby aeymxq » Wed May 09, 2007 1:59 pm

wow this is so good i am somewhat inclined to click the link.

edit lol sex.html.
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