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Postby Shindy » Tue May 29, 2007 5:46 pm

I can't stand these taunts anymore. Ima pull my weap out next time they pull that shit on me again.

Anyways, as age 17 (soon to be 18, so include 18 ), what defence weapons can i legally carry without license and all that stupid training in Pennsylvania, USA? like... Swords Knives Throwing Knives...

What do you guys carry for self defence? (dont say your own fist, because these guys are 4+ in numbers)
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Postby MusashiEX » Tue May 29, 2007 5:58 pm

Fork in eye. Definitely the best weapon. It's legal to carry a rifle and shotguns, as long as it's unloaded. You can say that you are simply bringing it to a new location. As long as you can provide evidence, you are safe. Handguns are supposedly illegal. And you can't bring them to school property or state parks.
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Postby Shindy » Tue May 29, 2007 7:13 pm

I'm thinking of KA-BAR knife or swiss knives or whatever knifes that cut good. Would that be legal outside of school?
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Postby Teenr0cker » Tue May 29, 2007 7:18 pm

You don't need any permits to carry it.
TASER is not considered a firearm — they're legal to carry in most states without permits (including California). Prohibited from citizen use in IL, MA, RI, NY, NJ, WI, MI, HI and certain cities and counties. Legal but with restrictions in CT, FL, IN, NC, ND, OH and WA.


http://www.beststungun.com/advanced-tas ... YAodyWFaKg



Or you could try this site, looks a bit more professional
http://www2.taser.com/shop/Pages/default.aspx

By the way, if you do go around Tasing everyone, there are little ID's apparently, according to this FAQ (PDF Format):link
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Postby MusashiEX » Tue May 29, 2007 7:48 pm

Just like GoldenEye.
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Postby Sling » Wed May 30, 2007 6:43 am

Poking someone is considered assault, so using a taser... You have to make sure they start on you, then walk away 3 times. If they're still after you then you're entitled to do whatever it takes to restrain them, except kill them. That's what I was told...
In this day and age, an era where there are people who actually throw shit at each other, anything, could be possible.
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Postby Sarcasm » Wed May 30, 2007 7:27 am

Fun Fact: Poking someone in Israel is considered rape and not assault
1,000,000,672+1D4 Bludgeoning to the face, bitch!
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Postby HolsteinCow » Wed May 30, 2007 7:42 am

use one of those extendable batons
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Postby Angel_OA » Wed May 30, 2007 3:19 pm

"For long distance rape."
From what my barber told me, I now knew that nothing was real.
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Postby MusashiEX » Wed May 30, 2007 3:57 pm

Get you extendable baton TODAY! Buy now, and receive a free lesson. Yes, you heard right. FREE! Long distance sexual submission has never been easier! Also, ask our operators for our special offer on long distance condoms!
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Postby Porter » Wed May 30, 2007 6:26 pm

I use my erection.
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Postby Burning_Flame » Wed May 30, 2007 7:00 pm

Sling wrote:Poking someone is considered assault, so using a taser... You have to make sure they start on you, then walk away 3 times. If they're still after you then you're entitled to do whatever it takes to restrain them, except kill them. That's what I was told...


Actually, I was told, you don't have to walk away.

A friend of mine got rushed, he side stepped and threw the guy, it happened three times, and he then broke his nose. And was let off free because he gave the guy 3 chances.

I heart porter.
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Postby Wellsy » Wed May 30, 2007 11:39 pm

Porter wrote:I use my erection.

Bless you, Porter, bless you.
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Postby Teenr0cker » Thu May 31, 2007 8:06 am

"Wow that was the best rape I'd had in years"

"I still can't figure out how he did it from across the street!"

The reviews are flooding in, Porter's a hit!
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