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Greatchickenman wrote:I'm up for any type of female at least once.
Telephalsion wrote:The six men use their feet, arms teeth and various body parts to dig a hole, the group selects one or two members to finish the work since after all, it's going to be a big fucking hole, and they wont be able to climb up. Anyways, once it's done they chew down branches and trees and cover the pit, then gnaw off the arms of one other member and then attack the bear, cause it to chase them and lure it to fall into the hole. Then they feast on the arms of their companion until the bear is dead, upon which they build a ladder from the sinew and bone of their armless companion, harvesting the meat form the bear with the now unattached jaw of their friend in the pit and the one without arms.
Impossible wrote:Isn't YOUR MOTHER a comment?
MusashiEX wrote:Telephalsion wrote:The six men use their feet, arms teeth and various body parts to dig a hole, the group selects one or two members to finish the work since after all, it's going to be a big fucking hole, and they wont be able to climb up. Anyways, once it's done they chew down branches and trees and cover the pit, then gnaw off the arms of one other member and then attack the bear, cause it to chase them and lure it to fall into the hole. Then they feast on the arms of their companion until the bear is dead, upon which they build a ladder from the sinew and bone of their armless companion, harvesting the meat form the bear with the now unattached jaw of their friend in the pit and the one without arms.
Tools made from body parts are still tools. A better idea is to blind it by stabbing it in the eye while one person distracts it. Afterwards, take a crap on something and throw it at the bear's mouth. Then stick a finger up it's nose.
Greatchickenman wrote:I'm up for any type of female at least once.
Greatchickenman wrote:I'm up for any type of female at least once.
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