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Postby Sarcasm » Fri Jul 13, 2007 7:21 pm

http://www.thelocal.se/7869/20070712/

Terabytes of porn go undownloaded each second she draws breath . . .

must have the preciousss . . .
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Postby Dr. Casey » Fri Jul 13, 2007 7:32 pm

40 GB per second... that's pretty fast, right?
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Postby EmperorJeramyu » Fri Jul 13, 2007 8:15 pm

"The most difficult part of the whole project was installing Windows on Sigbritt's PC," said Jonsson.

I lol'd.
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Postby Telephalsion » Sat Jul 14, 2007 2:20 am

meh, it's just fourty times faster than me.
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Postby Sarcasm » Sat Jul 14, 2007 6:31 am

Telephalsion wrote:meh, it's just fourty times faster than me.

Die and be forgotten :cry:
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Postby JLAF » Sat Jul 14, 2007 5:00 pm

It's really too bad that none of the websites she accesses will let her USE the 40GB/sec connection. So unless she has firefox make a few hundred connections at a time, which I doubt she knows how to do, it's just a big waste.
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Postby Teenr0cker » Sat Jul 14, 2007 5:15 pm

If we kill her and scream "There can be only one!" then we get rights to her internet connection, right? :roll:
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Postby Sarcasm » Sat Jul 14, 2007 7:47 pm

Teenr0cker wrote:If we kill her and scream "There can be only one!" then we get rights to her internet connection, right? :roll:

I am very much freaked out by the fact that was my first thought after reading the article.
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Postby Telephalsion » Sat Jul 14, 2007 9:19 pm

JLAF wrote:It's really too bad that none of the websites she accesses will let her USE the 40GB/sec connection. So unless she has firefox make a few hundred connections at a time, which I doubt she knows how to do, it's just a big waste.


If she connects to her local fiber network, all connections within that fiber network will work at 40 gigabytes per second, or forty gigabits, whichever it was, although it makes a difference which.

Also, the limit is not in the fibre, but in the routers and other connecting apparatus, fiber can reach gratuitous speeds.
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Postby Teenr0cker » Sun Jul 15, 2007 1:11 am

Reading around the other parts of the site made me laugh. This site makes it look like Sweden is the goddamn utopia keeping the world from collapsing. "Swedish research makes breakthrough in cancer research" "Swedish farmers are the happiest they've ever been!" "Ikea still rules!" "Our series of tubes is a series of fibers! Or fibres! Either!"
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Postby Sarcasm » Sun Jul 15, 2007 4:03 am

Heh, I've thought you've figured out that every country must have at least one overly optimistic newspaper, following 7/11 I've seen a whole series of articles trying to present it in a positive light (making the world aware of terror ect ect) in a local newspaper.
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Postby Telephalsion » Sun Jul 15, 2007 5:09 am

Teenr0cker wrote:This site makes it look like Sweden is the goddamn utopia keeping the world from collapsing.


And we are, in fact, we're the puppet masters of everything.
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Postby Impossible » Sun Jul 15, 2007 5:11 am

Gigabits, not bytes, it says. So that's like 5 GB/s. Why do the people who don't need or deserve anything get everything? >_>
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Postby Telephalsion » Sun Jul 15, 2007 5:58 am

In that case it's just 4 times faster.
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Postby Teenr0cker » Tue Jul 17, 2007 2:08 am

Sarcasm wrote:Heh, I've thought you've figured out that every country must have at least one overly optimistic newspaper, following 7/11 I've seen a whole series of articles trying to present it in a positive light (making the world aware of terror ect ect) in a local newspaper.




7/11...The great slurpee machine breakdown, right?
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