Teh Jera = R0x0rz!!

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Why does Jera rock so hard?

I don't know
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28%
I never question these things
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33%
There is no evolution, just animals Jera has allowed to live
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39%
 
Total votes : 18

Teh Jera = R0x0rz!!

Postby Wellsy » Sat Jul 14, 2007 10:22 pm

Since we all know Jera isn't gay enough to make his own birthday topic, let me do it for him. Twenty minutes ago, the man, the myth, the legend, celebrated the day he set foot on this earth and "I'll make you my bitch soon enough."

In celebration, here is a birthday zombie addressed to some fag named "Sam."

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Postby Teenr0cker » Sun Jul 15, 2007 1:14 am

I'm gonna say that zombie is named Stubbs.


Congrats on surviving another year Jera. Invest in bubbletape, a guy I know gave me a tip.
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Postby Impossible » Sun Jul 15, 2007 5:13 am

Why does everyone seem to know everyone else's birthday lately?

Soon, this board will be nothing but birthday topics. We've gotten so pathetic.
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Postby Shindy » Sun Jul 15, 2007 9:18 am

Yeah Impossible it must apply to us automatically.
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Postby Greatchickenman » Sun Jul 15, 2007 11:38 am

Stubbs would never take off his stylish fedora.
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Postby EmperorJeramyu » Sun Jul 15, 2007 1:21 pm

Aw, a zombie. How topical. Anyway, Wellsy and I have traded birthday topics, so now all is well.
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Postby Strayed Wanderer » Sun Jul 15, 2007 7:00 pm

Impossible wrote:Why does everyone seem to know everyone else's birthday lately?

Soon, this board will be nothing but birthday topics. We've gotten so pathetic.


Because Teen is creepy and remember strangers' birthdays.
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Postby Impossible » Sun Jul 15, 2007 8:19 pm

This poll is not physically possible. WHERE'S THE LAST 1%? Someone else has to vote.
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Postby Strayed Wanderer » Mon Jul 16, 2007 10:06 am

I just made another 1% disappear.
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Postby Telephalsion » Mon Jul 16, 2007 11:29 am

There is now 99%
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Any type of female.
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Postby Sling » Mon Jul 16, 2007 12:15 pm

Why didn't everyone vote for the bottom option?
In this day and age, an era where there are people who actually throw shit at each other, anything, could be possible.
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Postby Angel_OA » Mon Jul 16, 2007 1:57 pm

I prefer not to literally worship forum admins whom I have never met.
However, happy birthday...like, to everyone who's had a recent birthday.
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Postby Strayed Wanderer » Mon Jul 16, 2007 7:50 pm

Angel_OA wrote:I prefer not to literally worship forum admins whom I have never met.
However, happy birthday...like, to everyone who's had a recent birthday.


I prefer you shut the fuck up and worship him unconditionally.
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Postby Teenr0cker » Tue Jul 17, 2007 2:06 am

Strayed Wanderer wrote:
Impossible wrote:Why does everyone seem to know everyone else's birthday lately?

Soon, this board will be nothing but birthday topics. We've gotten so pathetic.


Because Teen is creepy and remember strangers' birthdays.


I have them on an old notepad doc. You don't remember, but some time long long ago you all gave your birthdays. I don't remember why I was looking at that topic, but I decided to write them down. Who knows why? So it goes.
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Postby Angel_OA » Tue Jul 17, 2007 3:47 am

Strayed Wanderer wrote:I prefer you shut the fuck up and worship him unconditionally.

Reminds me of the Christian church.
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