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Sage Of The Wise wrote:This sounds like the beginning of a sitcom. Think about it: "Coming this fall to Fox, Ralphie and the Hooker".
Black-Cat wrote:Only the ones with egos made of steel can withstand the scourge of emotional deterioration often referred to as "having no life".
You are a king among men, now, time to piss off some fans...Greatchickenman wrote:Also:
* Voldemort kills Burbage on pg. 12
* A Death Eater kills Hedwig on pg. 56
* Mad-Eye is shot in the face with a killing curse and falls off his broom, confirmed dead on pg. 78
* Scrimgeour is confirmed dead on pg. 159
* Wormtail's own silver hand kills him on pg. 471
* Dobby gets shanked on pg. 476
* Snape gets bitten on the neck by Nagini, dies on pg. 658
o Snape killed but did not pwn Dumbledore in the last book on Dumbledore's request, to keep Voldemort from using the power of the Elder Wand.
+ Draco pwned Dumbledore before Snape could, so the power of the Elder Wand went to Draco, not Snape.
# Harry pwned Draco, so the power went to him. But Voldemort thought Snape had pwned Dumbledore before Voldemort killed and pwned Snape so he thought he had access to the Elder Wand but he was wrong!
* Snape was a genuine good guy and loyal to Dumbledore, Harry, and Harry's mother Lily (who he wanted to fuck) the entire time!
* Fred Weasley gets blown up, dies on pg. 637
* HARRY IS KILLED by Voldemort on pg. 704
o Hangs out with Dumbledore, comes back to life on pg. 724
* Voldemort's own spell backfires on him, making him an unintentional an hero on pg. 744
* Tonks, Lupin, and Colin Creevy have their deaths confirmed on pg. 745
LULZ everybody dies!
LULZ everybody dies!
19 years after the events in the book:
*Ron has married Hermione, their two children are named Rose and Hugo
*Harry has married Ginny, their three children are named Lily, James, and Albus Severus.
* Draco Malfoy has a son named Scorpius and is going bald
The epilogue shows all of the children boarding the train for Hogwarts together.
The final lines of the book are:
* "The scar had not pained Harry for nineteen years. All was well."
Impossible wrote:Don't be a dick. I tell everyone that Norbert is a girl because it's not a real spoiler (although it IS true) and it doesn't matter. Actually ruining the book for people just makes you an asshole.
Greatchickenman wrote:I'm up for any type of female at least once.
Deathly Hallows was awesome, except the epilogue. Possibly the most cliche thing I've ever read.
Sage Of The Wise wrote:Deathly Hallows was awesome, except the epilogue. Possibly the most cliche thing I've ever read.
I was thinking the same thing.
That and Albus Severus is the worst name ever. Harry ruins the kids life just the reference two people in one name.
EmperorJeramyu wrote:Impossible wrote:Don't be a dick. I tell everyone that Norbert is a girl because it's not a real spoiler (although it IS true) and it doesn't matter. Actually ruining the book for people just makes you an asshole.
I see no problem there. In fact, I condone such actions, merely because pissing off fanboys/fangirls is immensely gratifying.
Impossible wrote:EmperorJeramyu wrote:Impossible wrote:Don't be a dick. I tell everyone that Norbert is a girl because it's not a real spoiler (although it IS true) and it doesn't matter. Actually ruining the book for people just makes you an asshole.
I see no problem there. In fact, I condone such actions, merely because pissing off fanboys/fangirls is immensely gratifying.
Except you also piss off ordinary people who are just trying to enjoy a book. Would you like it if someone had spoiled The Way for you?
Hell yeah. I ask people how things end all the time, and they never tell me... Bastards.Impossible wrote:Would you like it if someone had spoiled The Way for you?
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