by Sling » Sat Oct 06, 2007 4:23 pm
Did I mention the bears are wielding chainsaw nunchuks and napalm rocket launchers? And are being ridden by an army of unwashed Arabs? And accompanied by the killer tree ferrets capable of crawling down a tree and decapitating a man before he can blink?! And their commander is none other than the wielder of the sword of Zalbak, capable of proclaiming righteous justice by splitting his foes in twine and also wields a gun that shoots 7 barracks, each producing 7 marines, each with 7 guns, with 7 barrels capable of shooting 7 bullets at the same time each capable of hitting 7 different targets?! And that their ally is a giant space robot wielding a bazooka that shoots Black Holes?!
In this day and age, an era where there are people who actually throw shit at each other, anything, could be possible.