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Porter breaks into the top100

Postby War » Sun Oct 07, 2007 10:27 pm

http://www.bash.org/?574642

That is right our own top 200 bash.org quote is now in the top 100 quotes.
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Postby Impossible » Mon Oct 08, 2007 1:35 am

Yeah, I looked the other day and it was much higher in the top 200 than I remembered, I thought it might get into the top 100.

Porter is so great. We should all worship Porter. What a funny guy.
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Postby Occurrence of Something » Tue Oct 09, 2007 1:19 pm

Yeah, but, why that one?

I fucking hate that quote.
Porter: lets play, truth or dare
Porter: war you first
Porter: truth or dare
WarV: truth???
Porter: ok: the truth:
Porter: YOU SUCK
Porter: HAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAW
Porter: HSfjksdfhsadf
WarV: That is not how it works.
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Postby EmperorJeramyu » Tue Oct 09, 2007 3:02 pm

Nobody here thought it was funny. Which is a shame, since most of the top 200 bash quotes are at least moderately amusing.
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Postby Strayed Wanderer » Tue Oct 09, 2007 5:19 pm

The bash.org moderators have no idea what they are doing, neither do the people who vote for these damn things. Of course, I wouldn't expect any less in a world where killing babies is frowned upon.
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Postby Impossible » Wed Oct 10, 2007 3:32 am

Strayed Wanderer wrote:The bash.org moderators have no idea what they are doing, neither do the people who vote for these damn things. Of course, I wouldn't expect any less in a world where killing babies is frowned upon.


You're just sore because Porter, in all his almighty awesomeness, is featured in a top 100 quote on Bash.org, and you're not.

Didn't we have another quote on there? I can't remember what it was.
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Postby Greatchickenman » Wed Oct 10, 2007 3:49 pm

Actually strayed is featured in it as well...
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Postby Strayed Wanderer » Wed Oct 10, 2007 5:17 pm

Greatchickenman wrote:Actually strayed is featured in it as well...


I clearly am not.
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Postby Greatchickenman » Wed Oct 10, 2007 5:19 pm

Strayed Wanderer wrote:
Greatchickenman wrote:Actually strayed is featured in it as well...


I clearly am not.


Clearly you cannot take responsibility for your actions.
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Postby War » Wed Oct 10, 2007 7:45 pm

We had one with baka in it, but it never made top200.
<WarV> You know what this place needs?
<Strayed> hookers?
<@Jeramyu> boobs?
<WarV> How about hookers WITH boobs!
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Postby Porter » Wed Oct 10, 2007 11:08 pm

I hate that one too, but there are way funnier quotes from #theway than that one.
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Postby Strayed Wanderer » Thu Oct 11, 2007 2:49 pm

Porter wrote:I hate that one too, but there are way funnier quotes from #theway than that one.


And those morons have rejected them all.
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Postby Forerunner » Fri Oct 12, 2007 1:30 pm

Strayed Wanderer wrote:The bash.org moderators have no idea what they are doing, neither do the people who vote for these damn things. Of course, I wouldn't expect any less in a world where killing babies is frowned upon.


I agree entirely. I don't know what they base the system for picking quotes on, but it isn't humour.
I've come to the conclusion that either they pick them randomly, they pick quotes from poeple they know, or they're secretly trying to make the the world a less hilarious place by crushing the spirits of funny people with constant denials and accepting mediocre and generic conversations to encourage stupidity.
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