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Dumbledore is gay

Postby Occurrence of Something » Sun Oct 21, 2007 12:29 am

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Postby EmperorJeramyu » Sun Oct 21, 2007 12:42 am

Oh lawd, as if Harry Potter couldn't get any more satanic and venomous (sarcasm). And now the squeezing-blood-from-rocks phase begins with another franchise (which thankfully wasn't that great to begin with).
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Postby Ovenhole » Sun Oct 21, 2007 3:21 am

Cue the Harry-Dumbledore slash fiction writers ...
Seriously, who cares?
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Postby Impossible » Sun Oct 21, 2007 4:37 am

Ovenhole wrote:Cue the Harry-Dumbledore slash fiction writers ...
Seriously, who cares?


"Cue"? All this does is add credibility to a thousand existing slash fiction writers.

Rita Skeeter, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows wrote:After they’ve read my book, people may be forced to conclude that Grindelwald simply conjured a white handkerchief from the end of his wand and came quietly!


Yes, I think we're forced to accept that particular fact.
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Postby Strayed Wanderer » Sun Oct 21, 2007 6:35 pm

At least she did it the smart way, she announced that one of the main characters was gay AFTER she made all the money.
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Postby Wellsy » Mon Oct 29, 2007 9:18 pm

Looks like I'm a little late to the who-gives-a-shit party, but seriously, WHO GIVES A SHIT? If it mattered that much to the character that he was gay, she should have worked something into the novels. Otherwise, it's just revisionist BS designed to make her look edgy. It would be like George Lucas saying that Leia was molested as a child. Not like I care, since I have read a grand total of 0 pages of the Harry Potter cash machine.
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Postby MusashiEX » Fri Nov 09, 2007 7:13 pm

One of my friend's dad got a tattoo of Dumbledore on his arm. I don't talk to him anymore. We'll have problems even if the apple falls miles from the tree.
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Postby Glenn47 » Sat Nov 10, 2007 2:02 pm

Well there's the argument out there that JK Rowling wrote background stories for each of the characters before she wrote the first book, and therefore Dumbledore was always gay. I don't really "care" per-se, but I'd probably believe this. Either way though, doesn't change the story for anyone who isn't a HUGE homophobe. Like, "I was gonna let my son dress up as Dumbledore for Halloween, but now he can't cuz Dumby is a fag."

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Rita Skeeter, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows wrote:After they’ve read my book, people may be forced to conclude that Grindelwald simply conjured a white handkerchief from the end of his wand and came quietly!


Yes, I think we're forced to accept that particular fact.


Lol, Rita SKEETER. It's like a pun!
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Postby Impossible » Sun Nov 11, 2007 5:59 am

Wait, wait.

GLEEN IS HERE? OMG. *ejaculates*
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