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Best Toy Recall Ever

Postby Sage Of The Wise » Wed Nov 07, 2007 9:48 pm

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21678196/?GT1=10547

Thats right, no crappy little lead paint problem, its a date rape drug!
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Postby EmperorJeramyu » Wed Nov 07, 2007 10:03 pm

They get started so early these days.
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Postby Sling » Thu Nov 08, 2007 1:56 am

There 's been another toy recall in the UK as well. Some toy that had small parts that were easily removable. I've noticed toy recalls in the UK were practically non-existant before changed over to the crappy standards of the EU. Stupid fucking Europe, what do we need them for?
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Postby Strayed Wanderer » Thu Nov 08, 2007 2:06 am

I think we may need to stockpile these beads.
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Postby Sling » Thu Nov 08, 2007 2:03 pm

Yeah!!!!

Wait, what?
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Postby JJK » Thu Nov 08, 2007 3:06 pm

who honestly cares what happens in the UK?
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Postby Strayed Wanderer » Thu Nov 08, 2007 3:38 pm

JJK wrote:who honestly cares what happens in the UK?


Absolutely no one.
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Postby Wellsy » Thu Nov 08, 2007 8:14 pm

Next up, a Transformers toy that metamorphosizes into a hypodermic needle. Heroin sold separately.

There have been an absolutely ridiculous number of Chinese toy recall in the last six months. Did you all see that the Chinese government executed the official responsible for product safety? Looks like a few more heads need to roll.
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Postby Sling » Fri Nov 09, 2007 4:15 am

JJK wrote:who honestly cares what happens in the UK?
But with thats said, who honestly cares about bead swallowing fucktards?
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Postby Angel_OA » Fri Nov 09, 2007 10:52 am

Strayed Wanderer wrote:
JJK wrote:who honestly cares what happens in the UK?

Absolutely no one.

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Postby Sling » Fri Nov 09, 2007 12:49 pm

Who is a form following the function to what, and what I am is a man in a mask...
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Postby Burning_Flame » Fri Nov 09, 2007 2:56 pm

I love the way the media twist it to look like it the Chinese are the evil bad toy manufacturing assholes. But in reality they only follow what the toy companies tell them to do. Sure they could have just said fuck you when the got the stupid lead paint but they made it anyway. So blame the toy companies then the Chinese....I just like to rant sometimes.
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Postby MusashiEX » Fri Nov 09, 2007 7:10 pm

I'm Chinese, and I would like to say that we did that on purpose. We even modified our genes so that you can't figure out which one of us did it; we made ourselves look exactly the same.
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Postby Sling » Sat Nov 10, 2007 3:57 am

The Chineese actually have the power to cripple the USA, I think this is just mind games...
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Postby CJ » Sat Nov 10, 2007 4:57 am

lol... this is that Bindeez toy. you could make fantasy biscuits in funny shapes with these. Fun for the whole family.
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