Planned Parenthood says this??

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Postby Wellsy » Fri Nov 23, 2007 6:36 pm

HolsteinCow wrote:Outercourse is pretty good if you do it with the right girl.

Let's just say that the folds of lard count as extra vaginas :wink:


Mission accomplished: I feel physically ill.
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Postby Aegis » Sat Dec 01, 2007 10:24 pm

I've always wanted to ask Planned Parenthood if they sell coat hangers.
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Postby Glenn47 » Tue Dec 04, 2007 2:57 am

Might I ask why?
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Postby Burning_Flame » Tue Dec 04, 2007 9:11 am

You've never heard of coat hanger abortions?
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Postby Glenn47 » Tue Dec 04, 2007 3:16 pm

Oh! Right. Sorry. Clothes hangers just started making me think of clothing, then clothes stores, then clothes shopping, then waiting outside the changing room for her to put it on, then "It's ugly, I'm not coming out", then begging, then seeing it, then saying "It's actually nice!", then realizing your opinion doesn't change how she feels about it anyway, then wanting to grab a burger somewhere.
So yeah, don't mention coat hangers. Makes me hungry.
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Postby EmperorJeramyu » Tue Dec 04, 2007 5:32 pm

Glenn47 wrote:So yeah, don't mention coat hangers. Makes me hungry.

Out of context quote of the day.
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