by Teenr0cker » Fri Nov 30, 2007 2:21 pm
Aaand that provides me with a completely unrelated segue I've been waiting for! Say, did I ever tell you guys about how Doovy single-handedly converted this forum into a bastardized version of 4Chan?
It was awful! There I was, lurking late at night because I had just finished writing some long-ass speech or rant or dissertation on why I thought War was smelly and was lovingly looking over the quiet little forums, like a quaint village by the sea, just so peaceful and calming...
Suddenly, like a typhoon, Doovy came! First came the furry pics, then the loli shit. Swiftly thereafter, many other spamalicious topics came, ranging from a penis-shaped rifle to the subliminal messages in Teletubbies to Harry Potter Slash Fiction with pictures. Hundreds of J-Pop and K-Pop stars, all with their own marketed cheery personalities and delightful quirks! They took Cat Captions a step too far and did Dog Captions (I can has SubWai?)!
To stare at the Scratch Wall then was to stare into the face of insanity itself.
Then, in our greatest hour of plight....HE came and saved us! Yes, it was Porter, the mighty and awesome! Having just finished an epic marathon of sexing and drinking, he checked on his domain one more time before he rested. He glanced down upon the filth that was this board and spoke the words that are now sung in the thousands of songs of praise for his deed:
"Dude, what the fuck?"
And in minutes, it was gone! No trace of it was left on the board! All was well! APR financing dropped! The value of the Dollar increased (despite the failures of the Bush Admin.)! Children played in the streets! Verby spoke! It was a day for miracles indeed!
So yeah, I am so goddamn glad I don't have to deal with those losers again.
Sage Of The Wise wrote:This sounds like the beginning of a sitcom. Think about it: "Coming this fall to Fox, Ralphie and the Hooker".