by Porter » Mon Dec 17, 2007 5:26 pm
Telephalsion
Status: Found
Reason: In college, too busy studying and fucking apparently. Weak excuse.
Fitz Tayo
Status: Found
Reason: Who knows?
Excell
Status: Found
Reason: In search of deep plotted RPG
War:
Status: .......
Reason: He is in college.....
OverlordBill
Status: Missing
Reason: Something to do with hating someone, but being angry at me for not doing something about it...
Glenn47
Status: Missing
Reason: Probably attending Hibbing CC....looking for pussy
Flibbo
Status: Missing
HolsteinCow
Status: Missing
Reason: Does anyone really know anything about him?
Iteroth
Status: Missing
Reason: I could make a joke here about drug use, but really I don't know.
DSOK:
Status: Missing
Reason: May possibly be found at the library reading every wikipedia or encyclopedia entry ever created.
Fwacho:
Status: Missing
Reason: Hanging out with Lun, stealing his ideas
Exiled
Status: Missing
Reason: I wonder if hurrican Katrina has anything to do with this.
Non-Sequiter
Status: Missing
Reason: Might be too depressed about not scoring a hot model girlfriend, even though his standards should be significantly lower.
Takarious:
Status: Missing
Reason: Plotting Teenr0ckers death
Berserker
Status: Missing
Reason: Writing a full survey of The Way and it's subtle points that are really prolific.
ReaperGal
Status: Missing
Reason: Still finding her sexuality.
Otaku No Anime
Status: Found
Reason: Connected to the internet after reading his entire manga collection.
Leo
Status: Missing
Reason: Pissed about Slade
Chip
Status: Missing
Reason: Raising a family on the Sims.
LunC
Status: Missing
Reasons: College alum? Great writer? New game? Girlfriend have his balls attached to a leash? Losing too much money gambling? Alcoholic? Full report due soon. It will be called the "Mitchell Report"
OoS:
Status: Missing
Reasons: Reading all of my posts regarding Metal. Could be stuck playing guitar hero.
Jonesy/SodaJerk
Status: Missing
Reasons: Could have a great band, lots of women at his hand, or just decided to take a break from bartending the chatroom.
Rangi
Status: Missing
Reasons: Drawing pictures, lost his computer in a pile of paper he refuses to clean up.
Ryan
Status: Missing
Reasons: Plotting the takeover and administration of this forum and #theway in exchange for every member idling in one of his chatrooms. Wants to return to the community but will not without power.
Bikkel
Status: Missing
Reasons: Anyone still have that picture I made?
Thewaynewbie
Status: Missing
Reasons: Some wonder.....what happened? Is there a reason for what she is?
Roir
Status: Missing
Reasons: Ran out of The Way to translate to French. Uh huh huh
SBF
Status: Missing
Reasons: Neglected child may be in a cage in his parents house.
Jade
Status: Missing
Reasons: Never existed, Chip's son....hahaha
GaMa
Status: Missing
Reasons: Out having a smoke, a shitload of them