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Porter's Missing Person's Bureau...

Postby Porter » Mon Dec 17, 2007 5:26 pm

Telephalsion
Status: Found
Reason: In college, too busy studying and fucking apparently. Weak excuse.

Fitz Tayo
Status: Found
Reason: Who knows?

Excell
Status: Found
Reason: In search of deep plotted RPG

War:
Status: .......
Reason: He is in college.....

OverlordBill
Status: Missing
Reason: Something to do with hating someone, but being angry at me for not doing something about it...

Glenn47
Status: Missing
Reason: Probably attending Hibbing CC....looking for pussy

Flibbo
Status: Missing

HolsteinCow
Status: Missing
Reason: Does anyone really know anything about him?

Iteroth
Status: Missing
Reason: I could make a joke here about drug use, but really I don't know.

DSOK:
Status: Missing
Reason: May possibly be found at the library reading every wikipedia or encyclopedia entry ever created.

Fwacho:
Status: Missing
Reason: Hanging out with Lun, stealing his ideas

Exiled
Status: Missing
Reason: I wonder if hurrican Katrina has anything to do with this.

Non-Sequiter
Status: Missing
Reason: Might be too depressed about not scoring a hot model girlfriend, even though his standards should be significantly lower.

Takarious:
Status: Missing
Reason: Plotting Teenr0ckers death

Berserker
Status: Missing
Reason: Writing a full survey of The Way and it's subtle points that are really prolific.

ReaperGal
Status: Missing
Reason: Still finding her sexuality.

Otaku No Anime
Status: Found
Reason: Connected to the internet after reading his entire manga collection.

Leo
Status: Missing
Reason: Pissed about Slade

Chip
Status: Missing
Reason: Raising a family on the Sims.

LunC
Status: Missing
Reasons: College alum? Great writer? New game? Girlfriend have his balls attached to a leash? Losing too much money gambling? Alcoholic? Full report due soon. It will be called the "Mitchell Report"

OoS:
Status: Missing
Reasons: Reading all of my posts regarding Metal. Could be stuck playing guitar hero.

Jonesy/SodaJerk
Status: Missing
Reasons: Could have a great band, lots of women at his hand, or just decided to take a break from bartending the chatroom.

Rangi
Status: Missing
Reasons: Drawing pictures, lost his computer in a pile of paper he refuses to clean up.

Ryan
Status: Missing
Reasons: Plotting the takeover and administration of this forum and #theway in exchange for every member idling in one of his chatrooms. Wants to return to the community but will not without power.

Bikkel
Status: Missing
Reasons: Anyone still have that picture I made?

Thewaynewbie
Status: Missing
Reasons: Some wonder.....what happened? Is there a reason for what she is?

Roir
Status: Missing
Reasons: Ran out of The Way to translate to French. Uh huh huh

SBF
Status: Missing
Reasons: Neglected child may be in a cage in his parents house.

Jade
Status: Missing
Reasons: Never existed, Chip's son....hahaha

GaMa
Status: Missing
Reasons: Out having a smoke, a shitload of them
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Postby Burning_Flame » Mon Dec 17, 2007 5:43 pm

Takarious is off in the navy or something, wait...didn't jera banhammer him?
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Postby Telephalsion » Tue Dec 18, 2007 6:44 am

I'm honored to be on the top of the list.
Greatchickenman wrote:I'm up for any type of female at least once.


Any type of female.
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Postby Burning_Flame » Tue Dec 18, 2007 9:31 am

Where would we be without our resident Viking?
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Postby Porter » Tue Dec 18, 2007 10:46 am

Tele, you have no time for us. Now go back to studying your "health 101" and other freshman courses like that and go have wild viking sex with your girl. But you know, never stop in on your old pals.
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Postby Fitz Tayo » Tue Dec 18, 2007 10:50 am

Damn your list-based seniority Telephasion!
<@Jeramyu> videogames are art and I will buttsex anyone who disagrees
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Postby Porter » Tue Dec 18, 2007 11:23 am

For favors of a specific nature I may consider bumping you up.
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Postby Exiled » Tue Dec 18, 2007 12:22 pm

You know I still have big ass pothole in my street from that hurricane, and it shanked my poor tires. :x
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Postby HolsteinCow » Tue Dec 18, 2007 1:50 pm

I come to the forums almost once a month. How could you not notice me, Porter? :x
"You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat." (Albert Einstein, when asked to describe radio)
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Postby Burning_Flame » Tue Dec 18, 2007 9:18 pm

Holy crap! Two of them just like that!
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Postby Porter » Tue Dec 18, 2007 9:49 pm

When I call 'em out, they come out. Recognize bitches.
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Postby War » Tue Dec 18, 2007 11:38 pm

I am always here.
<WarV> You know what this place needs?
<Strayed> hookers?
<@Jeramyu> boobs?
<WarV> How about hookers WITH boobs!
<Strayed> I don't like fat guys.
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Postby Teenr0cker » Wed Dec 19, 2007 3:17 am

What'd I do to piss off Tak again?

Oh wait, gay jokes about the Navy even though he's clearly stated he's in the airforce or something. Huh huh. I should really think of better things to tick him off, but it's just so easy! Like Easy Mac! Delicious!


And I still keep the picture Porter. The legend will always live on!

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Postby HolsteinCow » Wed Dec 19, 2007 9:04 pm

Teenr0cker wrote:The legend will always live on!


The legend of an inbred spastic that keeps powerpuff girls porn on his hard drive?
"You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat." (Albert Einstein, when asked to describe radio)
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Postby rangi » Thu Dec 20, 2007 3:23 pm

I'm honored to be on this list after so much time =)
I lost myself in a pile of paper I refuse to clean up. XD
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